Disclaimer: I am getting kind of tired of typing this out. Next time I'll probably just copy and paste. I don't own dears or any of the characters.
Riiiiinnnnngggggg! Goes the school bell as the students in Ms. Mitsuka's class pack their belongings and begin their way home.
Takeya, Oihiko, and Neneko are about to walk out of class when Mitsuka calls out to Ren,
"Come now Ren, don't stray too far from your friends. Don't you want to go home? If you stay any longer, I'll be forced to give you detention."
She walks over to Ren and places her elbows on Ren's desk giving anyone left in the classroom a clear view of her cleavage.
"You know Ren," Mitsuka says softly, yet loud enough to be heard by Takeya and his friends, "I have never been with a girl…."
"Uh, Ren, we better get you home, so I can go to work!" Takeya quickly says as he drags Ren out of her chair and away from Mitsuka.
"Ikuhara!" Mitsuka exclaims in a surprised voice.
"Oh no, here we go again." Takeya says to himself as he sighs and prepares himself for his teacher's advances.
"There's no need to be jealous! You can join in on the fun too!" says Mitsuka as she holds both Ren and Takeya's faces to her bosom.
Takeya thrashes his arms around trying to get away from his teacher's sexual embrace as Ren stands perfectly still and asks,
"Takeya, what's a threesome."
At hearing this Mitsuka screams excitedly,
"Ahhh haaaa! Ren, your inexperience is turning your teacher on. Ohhh, Mitsuka, you're such a bad teacher. This hot, young, naïve student has already been in your class for over a week and you have failed to make sure she know about the birds and the bees. I need to be punished. Takeya, Ren, please spank your bad teacher and give me a lesson I'll never forget. Ahhhh haaaaa!"
Takeya, Ren, Oihiko, and Neneko could still hear Mitsuka's sexual ranting as they rounded the corner of the hallway.
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"Geez, that was uncomfortable." Takeya murmurs to himself as he continues leading Ren away from their insatiable teacher.
As the group nears Takeya's home, Ren catches wind of the bakery that Oihiko's parents run.
"Oihiko, can we please have some melon bread?" Ren asks excitedly as she tugs on the sleeve of his school uniform.
"Well, I don't know," Oihiko says, "Takeya has been lagging on the stuff and I don't think it would be fare to just give it to you for free…. If you know what I mean?"
Takeya and Neneko groan as they realize what Oihiko is implying as payment for the melon bread.
Totally oblivious to what Oihiko was hinting at, Ren turns to Takeya,
"Takeya, please give Oihiko some balls in exchange for some melon bread for Ren."
Takeya sighs as he gives in to her childlike face, "Fine, but this is all I have left for the rest of the week….."
"Takeya is so generous!" Ren happily exclaims as she throws her arms around Takeya and lifts him off of the ground.
"Ren, I think it's O.K. to put him down now. You should go buy your bread." Neneko calmly says Takeya's pleading eyes clearly show that he wants to be put down.
"Ren! It's been a long time since you have graced us with your presence. Please come in. The Mrs. is currently out so you can have as much melon bread as you like." Oihiko's father says with a friendly voice.
Ren walks out of the bakery with a brown paper bag filled to the brim with melon bread. "Ren is grateful for all of this melon bread." she says as she gives Oihiko's father the money she got from Takeya.
"At least today, I don't have to worry about getting in trouble." Oihiko's father says to himself as he heads back in to the bakery.
"Honey!" His wife's menacing voice calls from the back of the bakery.
A bead of sweat drops from his forehead and then the muffled sound of pots, pans, and cursed can be heard being thrown around behind the closed doors of the bakery.
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"So Takeya, what are you gonna do about money?" Oihiko asks as he makes a grab for some melon bread.
Ren pulls the bag away from Oihiko's grasps and says, "This was given to Ren in exchange for balls. Does Oihiko have any balls to give to Takeya for Takeya's melon bread?"
"Ren, it's O.K." Takeya says as he hands a piece of bread to Oihiko and Neneko. "I guess I'll have to look for another job."
"Hey, my dad says that he needs a pretty girl to help advertise in front of the bakery." Oihiko volunteers.
"Ren would like to work Takeya," says Ren as melon bread shines in her eyes.
"I don't think that's a good idea," says Neneko hesitantly as she pictures Ren surrounded by melon bread and Oihiko's father buried under a heap of pots, pans, and rolling pins.
"Thanks for the offer but no thanks," says Takeya, "I need to find a job that either pays more or gives me tips so that I could have extra cash around."
"How about a restaurant?" Neneko asks. You might have to work more hours but,
you would probably be able to bring home leftovers for Ren so you don't have to spend so much on food."
"Well, I guess I could start looking tomorrow," Takeya says as he scratches his head.
"Well I think that is a great idea. I will personally see to it that Ren stays out of trouble while you are at work," says Miu as she creeps up from behind the group.
"Miu, how long have you been back there?" asks Neneko as she pushes her glasses up with one finger.
"Not long, but long enough to know that Ren's total lack of self control is the cause of Takeya's money situation. But don't mind me, I'm just thinking out loud," replies Miu nonchalantly.
"I don't have a money situation," Takeya says through gritted teeth. "Anyway, you should make your presence known next time."
"She just did Takeya," says Oihiko as he scoots over to Miu, "By the way, don't you have to go to work already?"
"Oh shit! I'm gonna be late. See ya guys," says Takeya as he takes off running.
"Well I better get Ren home," Miu sweetly says, "I wouldn't want Ren to displease her master."
I did think about having Ren work at the bakery but it reminded me to much of Chobits. So I went a different route; although she would have only been there for a short time. I also figured it would be kind of redundant.
By the way I actually tasted melon bread. It came in a little plastic bag, just like in the anime. It was O.K. I thought it was going to be like Mexican bread. Light and fluffy but, it was a little greasy and I thought it was kind of thick. My boyfriend thought it was excellent. So to each their own I guess.
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