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Okay. Chapter Two!

Why?

That's all I want to know. Why? Why was I cursed with such an insane in-law?

It's not enough for him to play Cupid once. Oh, no. Of course not. He has to do it again.

And why me? Does James not realize that I'm happily married? Couldn't he make Malfoy fall in love with Lavender Brown or something?

Maybe then she'd stop stalking Ron.

Which reminds me. Malfoy will start stalking me again.

Pregnant people should not have stalkers!

Sure, I just found out this morning, but I'm still pregnant.

"Um, Gin?" asked Harry. "Why did you just scream 'pregnant people should not have stalkers'?"

You know, he can be really stupid sometimes.

But, having met his dad, it doesn't seem that weird.

Wait a minute. I don't remember saying that out loud.

So...

I'm thinking out loud again.

Damn.

"Hang on a second, Harry," I said. "I need to have a word with my subconcious."

Harry just looked confused.

Well, of course he looks confused. If he told you that he needed to have a word with his subconcious, wouldn't you be confused?

Oh, shut up.

Nah. I don't feel like it.

Why are you making me think out loud again?

Don't worry. I'm only going to do that when it makes it easier for the author of this story.

What are you talking about?

I told you before. Subconciouses are always right.

That didn't answer my question!

Because I don't feel like answering your question.

I hate you.

Good. Oh, I believe Harry still wants an answer to his question.

"Gin?" Harry asked.

"Sorry, Harry," I said. "Just talking to my subconcious."

"What?"

"You know. The voice in your head that everyone tries to ignore?"

"Um. Okay," Harry said. "You still haven't answered my question."

"Oh, right. I screamed that pregnant people shouldn't have stalkers because Malfoy is going to end up stalking me."

Harry still looked confused. So did James. Lily, on the other hand, looked lke she understood perfectly.

She probably does. I mean, she's Lily.

"Does that mean you're pregnant?" asked Harry.

I nodded.

All of a sudden, Harry had a huge smile on his face. "I'm gonna be a dad!" he said.

Lily looked angrier. "James, now Malfoy's going to be stalking Ginny while she's pregnant!

James looked scared. You'd think he wouldn't be afraid of his own wife, but no.

But really, you can't blame him. Lily is scary when she's mad.

Actually, you can blame him. This is all his fault anyway.

James gulped. "Lily, have I ever told you that you look adorable when you're angry?"

"Nice try," she said.

"Nice try? What are you talking about? What d'you mean, nice try? I wasn't trying anything!" James said quickly. Too quickly.

Lily rolled her eyes. "James, you say that exact same thing every time I'm mad."

"Ooops."

I started laughing. I don't know why. It just seemed so funny.

Lily, James, Malfoy, and Harry stared at me.

Wait. When did Malfoy get here?

"When did you get here, Ferret-Face?" I asked.

"I've been here, Ginerva. I've been here since Potty said that the Mudblood looked adorable when she's angry."

"Don't call her that!" I screamed. "And don't call me Ginerva!"

I pulled out my wand.

How does he keep ruining his hair? I thought I fixed it permantly.

"MY HAIR! MY BEAUTIFUL HAIR!"

That is getting really old.

Seriously. He screams those exact same words every time a single hair falls out of place. The exact same words. Every single time.

You know, turning his hair red and gold is getting old too. I'll have to find something different to do.

Malfoy ran off our property.

"Well," I said. "It looks lke the stalking has began."

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