No ownage of the FF7.
Drabble thirty-seven: In which Lily does some matchmaking.

Mature

Now Lily would definitely be the first person to say that she didn't want her little boy (who was no so little anymore) to be 'coupled' with anyone.

However since he was reaching that age...Lily thought it would be best to find him a girlfriend.

So that's how the 'Cloud Auction' started. Cloud stood on a stage and glared at his mother daggers, who was ignoring it as she waved around a microphone.

Of course his mother couldn't do anything normally, couldn't even have any interviews with these people...however Cloud was slightly distressed as he noticed that most of the women gathering around the stage were...old...

Ancient.

Cloud would have been happy that there were some other young females there too...but the old ladies were giving him looks, and they had money. Something all teenagers lacked desperately.

Tifa was in the crowd, Cloud was reassured just a little bit though.

"Now ladies, you see this fine specimen here! Now we shall start on a first date money privileges, we'll start with a 100 gil!"

Cloud blanched, this was insane! Why couldn't his mother be normal?

Cloud paled even more when old women started fighting for him.

He was close to tears as he saw old men auctioning for him, the bet already at 2,500 gil.

However he did cry when his mother sold him off for 5,000 gil (plus three clean ups around the house), and he wasn't paying attention to who did the last bet.

Cloud nearly kissed the girl who had bet on him, she was laughing her butt off, pointing at Cloud with her finger.

"TIFA I LOVE YOU!" Cloud hugged the girl's waist, so grateful as everyone glared at Tifa for getting lucky and the bet. Tifa just continued to laugh, patting Cloud on the head.

And Cloud's mom? Well she was contently counting her new gil quite happily.

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Drabble 37, end! Another macalanaprincess induced idea...but I just made it...interesting (Moves eyebrow up and down, snorting). Anyway thanks to Lostsoul22, Beeria, and Tolea (BWAHAHAHAHA! (Points and laughs) BWAHAHAHA!)