Burn In Hell (part 5)
By: xXGaara-Is-AwesomeXx
Yes as U can now C my official name has changed, why?
I dunno I need help in picking a name (help me if you'd like)
No but seriously I wants a new name myu! "Wouldn't U like 2 no" seemed kind of mean (to me at least)
Please help me, HELP ME!! (calms down)
Oh yeah and I took REALLY long in writing this,because my stupid monkey-of-a-sister ripped that one wire the computer needed
in order to connect to the internet
T.T I'M SOWWY!!!!.
But really I am sorry and it took us a while to find a new wire soo...and I'll try not to misspell any words this time 'k?
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Well enjoy part 5 of "Burn In Hell."
Ayame:I.gasp..can't..gasp..breathe..gasp...I think that my eyes...gasp...are trying to pop...gasp...out of their own..gasp...sockets.
Ayame:Why? Why do my own clothes hate me so much? Is it because I got that coffe stain? Because I'm gaining a few pounds?
...YEAH RIGHT! GEEZ! I almost sounded like some lousy old movie dierector or something,what is this a soap opera?(slithers out of
his funny looking red coat thing)
Ayame:YES! I HAVE PREVAILED! I HAVE DEFEATED MY CLOTHES OF DOOM! Now lets just hope that my shoes won't try to kill me next...
(DING!)
Ayame: Hmm,now what to do with this coat of mine?...(presses the elevator button) YES! I HAVE DEFEATED THE ELEVATOR OF DOOM
I'M ON A WINNING STREAK NOW AND NOTHING WILL BE ABLE TO STOP ME!! NOTHING!! (looks to his side and sees a spider
a really tiny one too)
Ayame: AHHHH!!!! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! OH MY GOD! IT'S AFTER ME!!(runs into a room) A HITMAN'S TRYING TO GET ME,
SOMEBODY HOLD ME!!!
Yuki:I knew it was you...after all that screamimg you probably thought that I would'nt be able to find you, is that it?
Ayame:(runs over to Yuki and hides behind him griping his shirt tightly) help me its trying to get me.
Yuki: Why are trying to be even more retarded than usual? And what's trying to get you? Wait don't tell me, is it the Boogie Man?
Ayame: WHAT WHERE?! I MEAN NO! I SCARED THE BOOGIE MAN AWAY 3 YEARS AGO REMEMBER?
Yuki: No, but I do recall a faint memory of you wetting your pants a few weeks ago because you had some sort of nightmare that
involved the Boogie Man.
Ayame:(GASP!) WHO TOLD YOU THAT? ER, HOW WOULD YOU KNOW, HUH MR. I-THINK-I'M-SO-SMART-AND-COOL?
Yuki: You ran into my room with your clothes wet in a certain area and, a pink teddy bear in your arms, whining : "Yuki he was there again right next to
some guy that looked like Akito, but this time he said that he knows where I live, a-and , a-and he also said that hes gonna play Barbies with me,a-and that he's gonna make me wach the Shakira video. HAVE'NT YOU HEARD, SHE DON'T REMEMBER TO PUT ON ANY SHIRTS UNLESS IF THEY TIE THEM ONTO HER (shrieks like a girl)!!"
Ayame:Yuki, you shouldn't make things up like that. Especially not to your older brother.
Yuki:(not paying attention) Well so much for finding a nurse...
Person: You rang?
Yuki: Huh?
Person: I thought you said that you guys were looking for a nurse? Well have no fear, Nurse Candy is here!
Yuki: Um, Nurse Candy?
Candy: Yes can you take me to the people that need me assistan-
Ayame:(interupts) Ah yes, I am the sick patient today please help me take a bath,...I'm crippled
Yuki:(punches Aya n.n) You disgusting bastard!
Ayame: Oh come now Yuki, don't tell me you were'nt thinking the same thing. Because I know that you were.
Yuki:...(mutters some cuss words to himself about Ayame)
Candy: Well wher're the injured? I MUST HELP GOD PREVEIL OVER ALL EVIL THAT WALKS THE EARTH!!
(dUN-DUN DUUNN)
To The Scene Where Tohru , Momiji, And Kyo Are n.n
Momiji: Tohru you sure that Michel Jackson isn't here?
Tohru: Hm? Oh, don't worry its going to be alright an besides if I protect you he wouldn't dare hurt me because I'm a girl! YaY GIRL POWER!!
Momiji: Okay, I have total cofidence in you-
Kyo:Nyeh? Where the hell am I?(looks up at Tohru and Momiji) Who are you people?
Momiji: Kyo quit being silly you know exalctly who we are, now is your head still hurting?
Tohru: Um,Momiji I don't think that Kyo's fooling around I think that he's got...(suspencefukl moment DUN-DUN-DUUNN!! n.n)
Momiji: Okay lets test it then,...um...Kyon...do you remember this song?
(here we go again n.n;; oh and I got the lyrics to this song wrong last time 'cause I had only listend to this song one time only and I only hear half of it too! Anyways)
I can't escape this hell, so many times I've tried
But I'm still caged inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself!
So what if you can see the dark inside of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become,
Help me believe its not the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal!
This animal, this animal
I can't escape myself so many times I've lied
But there's still rage inside
Somebody get me through this nightmare I can't control myself!
So what if you can see the dark inside of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become,
Help me believe its not the real me,
Somebody help me tame this animal I have become
Help me believe its not the real me somebody help me tame this animal!
Somebody help me through this nightmare I can't control myself
Somebody wake me from this nightmare
I Can't escape this cell!
This animal, this animal, this animal, this animal, this animal, this animal, this animal
So what if you can see the dark inside of me?
No one will ever change this animal I have become
Help me believe its not the real me,
sombody help me tame this animal I have become,
Help me believe its no the real me
Somebody help me tame this animal!
Tohru: (clapping) Bravo Momiji! You have quite a talent for singing -
Momiji: Domo arigato gozai mas! (bows over and over n.n) Oh and If you guys didn't get what he said, it was "Thank you very much."
Momiji:...(blink, blink)...(a-hem)... SHAKIRA, SHAKIRA!! I never really knew that she could dance lik--
Kyo: Okay ,okay! Just cut it out you're killing me here! What do I need to pay you to go away?
Momiji: Oh, no! So you didn't recognize that first song I just sang?
Kyo:Uh, no now go away kid...wait where am I exacly?
Tohru: Agh! What do we do? He's got a bad case on amesia!!
Kyo:Amesia?? Oh wait, whats my name exactly?
Tohru:AGH! What do we do?? Wait firt we'll answer all of his questions then we'll tell what he really need to now, for
now at least.
Momiji:Your name's Kyo Sohma and your a member of the Chinese Zodiac just like me n.n! Now guess what animals we are!
Come on (jumping around happily) guess, guess!
Kyo:Amesia, Kyo -um I mean me , Chinese Zodiacs? Is this some kind of joke?
Momiji:Uh-huh, now if you wanna know you gotta answer thae question n.n!
Kyo: Okay, okay, um well you seem pretty annoying for a little 12-year old and your way too hyper okay then uhhmm...are you the..
Dragon?
Momiji: Huh? No silly keep guessing n.n!
Kyo: Nyuh...
(mean while as Kyo thinks Tohru and Momiji imagine Hatori and Momiji switching personalitys,
Hatori Hyper (I think) 27 year old man and a super serious 15 year old blonde haired boy)
Kyo:I know! You're...the bunny!
Momiji: Yes that right, I'm the bunny of the Chinese Zodiac now guess what you are.
Kyo:Dragon?
Momiji:No
Kyo: Boar?
Momiji: Nope
Kyo:Ox?
Momiji: Try again!
Kyo:Monkey?
Momiji: Uh-uhn
Kyo:Snake?
Momiji: Not that either.
Kyo: Tiger?
Momiji: Close
Kyo:Dog?
Momiji:Guess again
Kyo:Ram?
Momiji: Keep trying.
Kyo:Rat?
Momiji: No way!
Kyo:Horse?
Momiji: (Nods no)
Kyo:Rooster?
Momiji: Try one more time.
Kyo: (counts on his fingers) Hey, Wait thats already all 12 animals!
Momiji:Think really hard and you'll remember Kyo.
Kyo:...
Momiji: Whaen you hear the name Kyo what the first thing that comes into your mind?
Kyo: Kyo...kyo...kyo...kitty...no wait...A CAT!
Momiji: Hai,Hai!(Yes,Yes) YaY Kyo Finally got it right!
Kyo:...But there is no cat in the Zodiac.
Tohru: I can answer that for you Kyo.
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To B Continued Muwan ha ha ha ha ha! (Cliff Hangers!!)
oh wait I forgot to add a "Shigure in the Garbage Chute" scene
I'll do that right now! no wait then I'll be makin you guys read way too much...
WAHH!! I dunno what to do!! I'll just put it in pert 6 n.n Anyways if you liked and you reveiw
PPWWWEESSEE (please) help me make up/pick a new name!!
Thanks 4 reading!!
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