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Drabble fifty-one: In which they go
swimming.
Mature
Cloud had no shame when he admitted when he found that they were all going to go swimming off of the coast that he had one challenge.
To de-bikini Tifa.
Now it wasn't because Cloud liked Tifa that much (though his mother would mock him on several occasions), but it was his pride as a man.
And every man has to perform a prank of the lifetime that somehow involves boobs or girls.
Or at least that's what he was told by the other boys and the shop owner, and normally Cloud wouldn't listen to them...but...it was tempting...
So they all headed out to the coast of the ocean to swim in its cool breeze.
Okay, now that he was dressed with everyone else, Cloud had to do his best to fulfill his mission. Only one problem, Tifa was swimming pretty far out...
Cloud hated water for some reason, perhaps because it was the way it would glimmer in the sun and at times would turn an interesting green color that reminded him of something...
But nevermind that! His pride a man was at stake here! So Cloud tried his best to sneak to Tifa's back, trying very hard not to shudder and shake as the ocean water was freezing cold!
Closer...closer...aha! He was there and he was not spotted! Cloud reached out to the back of Tifa's bikini with a sneaky hand when it seemed there was someone behind him.
And they had just de-panted him...in the fricking-freezing ocean.
"AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!" Cloud screeched, never feeling colder in his whole life as his own mother swiped his swimming boxers, chuckling as Cloud tried to swim to shore.
"I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU BETTER CLOUD!"
"Yeah! Never leave your plans to de-bikini a girl just laying around again!" Tifa howled in laughter after him as he ran out of the water and into the trunk.
But not before Tifa's father took a picture of course.
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Drabble 51, end! Well now that I succeeded in making people admit they were sad, I'm going back to humor. And let this be a lesson to all you guys reading this! NEVER DE-BIKINI A GIRL! THEY WILL HAVE REVENGE (Based this on a personal experience)! Okay thanks to Selunchen123, Beeria (You flatter me too much), Tolea (Just admitting that indeed it is a complement), Dip-chan (Haha, Tayuya is a good character isn't he? I'm just glad I didn't make him to Gary-Stu), and scarlettHuntress (Without the bottle? (Dark sweatdrop)).