Series: 31 Nights of Frights
Title: Frankenstien's
Flower
Author: Jmaria
Rating: FR-15
Disclaimer: Joss owns
Adam, Dic owns Strawberry Shortcake
Summary: Halloween traditions
meet Fic-for-all pairings.
Pairing: Adam/Strawberry
Shortcake
Words: 184
Notes: Seriously crack!fic. But old school
SS crack!fic. Should not be taken as anything but crack!fic, and yes,
I remember a similarish scene somewhere in season 4.
31 Nights of Frights
Frankenstien's
Flower
Adam was unsure of his location. It was brighter, warmer and the word fuzzy kept coming to mind. He was quite certain that the sun did not have a face on it, although the moon was rumored to have one. Children also did not have such freakishly large heads, like the red-haired girl coming his way.
"Oh, hello. I'm Strawberry Shortcake. Welcome to Strawberryland!"
"I am Adam. What is this Strawberryland?"
"It's berry nice to meet you Adam," The girl grinned. "Would you like to help us pick our berry best berries for the garden party."
"No, I don't believe I will," Adam replied, his hands wrapping around the annoying berry-child's throat. He twisted viciously, hearing the snap. The girl only giggled.
"Oh, that was berry, berry naughty of you, Adam. We're going to have to be berry careful with you." And then she started singing.
Are you berry berry this, are you berry berry that, are you berry berry skinny, are you berry berry fat. and so on until Adam was berry, berry brainwashed.
Because, indeed, Strawberryland was the seventh level of hell.