Sorry about the late update. I was busy…

Every single Classic, X series, Zero series, EXE, and Legends character except Forte.EXE: Being too lazy to give a $#+ about this fic!

Me: AY! (summons SunMoon P.A and Forte.EXE)

Forte.EXE: This will be fun. (Prepares Hells Rolling)

Every single Classic, X series, Zero series, EXE, and Legends character except Forte.EXE: Meep!

The next day…

"Where the F#k is my god D$m sock!" I shouted.

"It's on your foot." Tenguman said, while his ears were ringing from the, ahem, colorful language.

"Oh. I knew that." I said.

"Sure you did." Tenguman said, sentence dripping with sarcasm.

"Ah shut up. Wait a tic. If I'm here, then that means, HOLYSHITICANGETMEGAMAN'SAUTOGRAPH!" I said, sounding like a giddy schoolgirl on crack. Really strong crack.

"Why would you want to do that? You know he's a Light bot, and Dr. Wily hates Light bots." Tenguman said.

"Yeah, but, I can get Forte a fair fight with him." I bragged.

"And if that doesn't work, I'll take the pipe approach!" I said with dark fire in the backround.

"And what exactly is the pipe approach?" Tenguman asked.

"…You don't want to know." I said while somehow detaching a pipe.

"Whatever. Just don't get blasted." Tenguman said while walking off.

"Up yours, birdie." I said. Tenguman froze.

"What. Did. You. JUST. SAY!" Teguman yelled, anger rising.

"I said, Up yours, Birdie. Wanna make something of it?" I countered, anger rising as well. Bass conveniently walked by.

"What the hell? Rob, clearly you're outmatched, so here, have something I ripped out of a Sniper Joe and had Wily modify so that it can charge and copy weapons because of a random urge."

"…Bass…I can handle this with just a pipe." I said clutching the pipe tightly.

"Fine, I'll go see if Heat Man wants to burn this. Have fun, ladies."

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Meanwhile, somewhere deserted lay a lone Sniper Joe. "H…Hello…? Can…Can someone help me?...Please?"

Back at Wily's Fortress…

"AH JESUS! I'M SORRY!" I yelled, running out of the fortress and towards Dr. Lights home.

"YOU D#M WELL BETTER BE!" Tenguman shouted, making the occasional swoop.

"HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT!" I yelled, screeching to a halt at Dr. Light's door and banging on it repeadedly. Mega Man answered the door and was greeted with furious hits to the head.

"Ow! Hey! Cut it out!" Mega Man said, trying to make me stop.

"Please let me in! I've got a robot master chasing me! And I'll explain later!" I said, panicking.

"Fine, I'll deal with it." Mega Man said, forming his armor.

"By the way, It's Tenguman."

"Grand."

One fight later…

"So let me get this straight. You came here from a warp machine Dr.Wily built, came back with Bass, Spent the night, cussed your head off over a sock, pissed Tenguman off, and ran here. Is that correct?" Mega Man asked.

"Yes. Now, uh, two things. One, Can I stay here for the night until Tenguman cools off? And two, Well, I'll tell you that later."

"One, yes. I'll let Dr. Light know. Two, why not now?"

"Trust me, it's for the best." I said.

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Well, I leave you with a cliff hanger. Once again, I don't own Mega Man. Please review! Flames will be greeted by Meteor Red Sun.

Next chapter will be about my stay at the Light house. HA! Get it? Light house?...You people are no fun.