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The day with the Light's is as follows.
"Thanks for the save back there, Megaman." I said, breathing out a sigh of relief.
"Don't mention it. And please, call me Rock." Meg-er, Rock said.
"Ok, now, I bet you're wondering how I got here." I said.
"That would be a safe assumption. Let me go get Roll, Blues, and Dr. Light." Rock said, walking off to fetch the other two robots and their creator. I sat down on their couch, holding my forehead with my left hand and sighing again.
"How in the high hells of Hades did I get into this mess?" I asked myself.
"I don't know, but start explaining." A voice from behind me said. I shouted, and reflexively flew forward…smacking into the table and knocking myself unconscious. Ow…when I came to, the Light family was surrounding me.
"Whoa…Damn, did anyone get the license number of that semi?" I asked, a little bit groggy from the hit.
"No, but you did hit the table and fall unconscious for three hours." The same voice from before said. It turned out to belong to Blues, also known as Protoman, or even Break Man. But I'm sure if you called him that, you'd get a face full of plasma.
"Well, damn. Am I bleeding?" I asked.
The girl robot answered, "Well, you were, but I did stop the bleeding." The robot, more known as Roll, answered.
"Wow. What time is it?" I asked. A clock was pushed into my face by Rock. I leaned back and grabbed the clock. It read, 12:00 PM, yo! I stared at the clock, then shook my head for a quick half-second.
"Okay…that answers one question…" I muttered.
"And I have one." Dr. Light said.
"Shoot."
"How did you get here?" Dr. Light asked.
"Well…(A/N: Cue flashback!) I was minding my own business at my home in 2006, when a portal opened and Bass stepped out. After a bit of conversation, I went with him to Dr. Wily's laboratory. There, Bass was questioned a bit, and I was given a room to stay for the night. Unfrotunately, it was Tenguman's room. Basically, the next day, we got into a verbal fight, and it ended with me high-tailin' it here." I re-capped.
"I see. Well, we can let you stay here for today." Dr. Light said.
"That would be nice. Now uh, can you all back up a bit so I can get up?" I asked. To make a long story short, they did, and I got up.
"Much better. Now, I hate to be a bastard, but, could one of you give me a tour of this city, please?" I asked.
Much to my surprise, Auto said, "I will."
"Well, wasn't expecting that, but what the hell." I said, with that, Auto and I left to tour the city, well, me actually. Now, I am damn sure that you don't want to listen to this, so I'll make this, quick. Toured the city and came back at 2:00. Watched TV with Rock, Roll, and Blues until dinner, which was probably the best I ever had. After that, conversed with Blues until 7:00, Got everyone's autograph, talked with Rock until 9:00, played with Rush a bit, watched a bit of TV until 10:00, was given the couch to sleep on. And so ends the day…What? My dream?...Alright, I'll spill. Ever played one of the Worms games before? Well, Imagine a one-sided game. There. Now go away. I want to sleep.
Fefnir: Finally! He updates!
W.O.P.: (uses a Homing pigeon) STFU!
Fefnir: CHRIST MY EYES!
W.O.P.: Disclaimer time! Megaman, Bass, and the other characters belong to Capcom. The Worms games belong to Team17. I belong to myself.
Fefnir: WHY AM I ALLOWED TO LIVE?!
W.O.P.: (puts on a red headband) Excuse me. Oh, and I'm sorry if this chapter doesn't have any humor. I blew a funny fuse.
Preview: I go back to Dr. Wily's fortress and start getting the idea for a documentary. Thought I had scrapped the idea huh? Wrong! Till then, This is Wizard of Pie and Fefnir, signing off.