Series: 31 Nights of Frights
Title: Killer's Theme
Author:
Jmaria
Rating: FR-15
Disclaimer: Joss owns Lilah, John
Carpenter owns Michael
Summary: Halloween traditions meet
Fic-for-all pairings.
Pairing: Lilah Morgan/Michael Myers
(Halloween)
Words: 159
Notes: a bit of an homage to Freddy
vs. Jason. Only a little bit
31 Nights of Frights
Killer's Theme
The man was like clockwork. Every few years he popped back into existence and slaughtered teenagers and authority figures, and ate some dogs. Lilah hadn't read the full report, but she was fairly certain it was like all those other moronic killers she'd faced over the years. Herself included.
So when Michael Myers, infamous sibling killer, niece-impregnator, occasional dog-eater, and murder of stupid teens came in through the basement window, Lilah wasn't shocked. Nor was she shocked when he lumbered toward her and stabbed down and into her chest. Lilah huffed as Michael blinked in confusion.
"Hello, Michael. Do you mind terribly if we take this disgusting knife out of my chest?" Lilah waited for a beat, as if he'd speak for the first time in thirty-odd years. "Good. Because I signed a contract that won't let me stay dead, and this whole stab-the-girl thing will get old soon."
Lilah kept on talking even when he decapitated her. Twice.