Still do not own FF7.
Drabble Sixty-one: In which Cloud has a date.

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As we all know, Cloud left for ShinRa when he was fifteen/sixteen. So once knows that it was impossible for Cloud to get into any sort of relationship.

So with that said, Cloud was incredibly nervous. His friend, Zack, had shamelessly set up him for a double date.

Cloud had been told that the girl would be beautiful, and Cloud was lucky that he had a friend like Zack to get her.

But that wasn't the reason why he was so nervous.

Cloud had never had any experience whatsoever in 'dating', and not only that but his mother had forced him into a state of which he must never date.

Cloud heard terrifying tales from his mother, and he was just nervous to what the girl could possibly be like.

"Geez, calm down, man!"

"I can't!" Cloud yelled at the dark-haired man, frowning, "The instant she gets near me she'll turn into a monster! Zack, tell me you have a summon materia with you!"

"What? No, of course I don't."

"NOOO! That's the only way to beat the monster!" Zack raised his eyebrow, trying his hardest to keep a straight face.

"Really Cloud, what summon do you need?"

"Bahamut! But Alexander would do well too." Zack nodded, as though he understood Cloud's terrified nature.

"Cloud...who did you hear this from?" Cloud blinked at the sudden question, trying to reach for Zack's sword, which was loyally tied up on his back.

"My mom...why?" Zack couldn't keep it to himself anymore, so he found himself laughing so hard that he fell to the ground as a reaction.

Cloud was not pleased.

Zack continued laughing.

"My God! You're such a momma's boy!"

"SHUT UP!"

"You still believe mommy! Hahahahaha!"

"ZACK!"

Zack and Cloud's date had found the two, staring as Cloud had straddled the other man and was strangling him while trying to reach for the man's sword with his other hand.

"...Zack...are we interrupting something?"

"HAHAHAHAHA!"

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Drabble 61, end! xD I am so on crack. I enjoyed typing this, but this came because my mom was trying to persuade my little sister from never getting a boyfriend. So it was awesome in my head xD. Anyway thanks to Kameko Suigami (Really? oO You like crack-filled Cloud? Ah well, thanks), abby (Well...most mothers are xD), Tolea (Anger management much? Yeah, maybe your computer does hate me...hahaha), and scarlettHuntress (He used that excuse when he tried to kill Aeris xD).