Chapter 4: Naruto's Hot Date! The Three Stooges and Friends Attack
"Let's go somewhere fun Naru-chan" Said Shinobu.
" Uh sure let's" Said The very red Naruto.
Shinobu reaches inside her cleavage for money while Naruto and the Ramen shop owner watch intensively. Naruto drops to his Knee's ;
"Thank you oh gods in heaven " whispers Naruto.
" Oh my I didn't know I was that much of a catch." Said Shinobu winking at Naruto.
Naruto and the Ramen vendor proceed to have bloody noses, Akane smacks her father in the back of the head for his gawking and attemps to strike Naruto but he has been pulled away.
" So what do Konoha people do for fun?" said Shinobu
" I don't know" said Naruto.
"What do you do for fun?"
" Train?"
" How's bout we get lost ?"
"What do you mean get lost?"
"Walk until we don't know where we are anymore."
" Isn't that going to be hard , seeing as how I live here?"
" That just means our date will be longer than expected" Said Shinobu with a pervy look on her face.
" Huh/" whimpered Naruto.
" Let's go Na-ru- ch-an " with the most innocent expression on her face.
" Sure" said Naruto becoming weak in the knees.
And so they began their wandering date.
In the meantime.
"Dude I'm telling you he was in a dress. " screamed Kiba.
" I don't know, I know he was close to Sasuke way back when but not close enough to get his sense in clothes . " said Chouji.
"Where did that come from?" Said Kiba.
" I can insinuate it because I'm smart" Said Chouji
Shikamaru and Kiba begin to laugh.
"Are you saying I'm not smart?"
"Nah, Chouji, just funny is all" said Shikamaru.
Kiba runs far enough away, and screams;
" Well, I was callin' you stupid, TUBBY"
The word TUBBY echoed .
TUBBY
TUBBY
TUBBY
TUBBY
Shikamaru slaps his forehead and looks down., he begins to pray for Kiba's lost soul. Now as Kiba and Chouji play a very odd game of Cat and Mouse or uh Butterfly and Dog, when the action is stopped by Kiba coming to a Screeching halt when seeing Naruto with a beautiful woman.
" Whoa, WTF??!!!"
" KIBA YOU'RE DEAD!!!!"
"Shut up, look at that "
Kiba and Chouji's mouths hit the floor.
" Hey guys what happened, Kiba's not scheduled to die anymore?" Said Shikamaru.
"What are you guys looking at ?" He said as he looked in the same direction as the other two and his Jaw dropped just as fast.
" Is" said Kiba
" Naruto" said Shikamaru
"With" Said Chouji.
"THAT BEAUTIFUL WOMAN?!!!!!!" they screamed in unison.
" This abomination must be stopped !" Said Shikamaru.
" Naruto will not get a grilfreind before me that is just wrong !" said Kiba
" She's so pretty." said Choji.
So they concocted Plan A (By they I mean Moe, I mean oh crap Shikamaru, wrong show ). In any case Plan A was,
" What is plan A? and why is there a plan A that implies it will fail?" asked Kiba
" Because , A is my favorite letter of the alphabet, it means number one, alpha. Wait I'm the boss , what right do you have to question my authoritey!!! You moron" yelled Shikamaru slapping Kiba in the back of the head.
"Shikamaru I want to know what plan A is too" said Chouji.
" This is plan A." said Shikamaru.
" That is shaving cream" said Kiba very sarcastically.
" If you would let me finish, I would explain Plan A and the use of the shaving cream" Said Shikamaru smacking Kiba's head again.
" Now, Plan A. We will scare the beautiful women away with a rabies infested Akamaru and then slay the fiend "
" I still don't get what the shaving cream's for."
" Does Akamarua have Rabies?"
"No"
" Do you want him to have Rabies?"
"No"
"Then the shaving cream is for giving the appearance of Rabies" said Shikamaru slapping himself due to the pure stupidity of Kiba.
So they put the shaving cream all around Akamaru's mouth after many explanations of Plan A. It got to the point of having to use diagrams.
" Alright go Akamaru, that evil women over there stole all of Kiba's money and you have to get it back now go" Said Shikamaru.
Akamaru begins to snarl and bark at Shinobu, with the shaving cream giving him the appearance of a rabies infested dog .
"Aw, poor doggy Who would be so retarded as to put shaving cream on such a pretty puppy face? Whose a good doggy? Yes you are" Said Shinobu wiping the cream off.
Akamaru return to the three with hearts in his eyes.
" Nice job dumb ass" Said Kiba.
" It's the dog's fault, it's not my fault that the dog is as ferocious as a kitten ." Said Shikamaru.
Akamaru begins to truly froth at the mouth while snarling and growling at Shikamaru.
He begins to chase Shikamaru and finally bites him on the butt.
"Alright Plan B, for the bestest plan everer" Said Kiba confidently and sticking his tongue out at Shikamaru.
" I know there is something wrong with that sentence but I wonder what?" said Shikamaru sarcastically.
" Ha Ha, you think you're so funny "
" Well now, come to think of it, I'm freakin' hilarious"
" Alright plan B, we paint Chouji grey and we make him a boulder to separate the two and then we beat up Naruto"
" Alright go!" They all said in unison.
The giant grey Chouji ball sped toward the dating Shinobi. Shinobu placed herself in front of Naruto and gave it what can only be classified as a Sakura Punch.
" Become the stars in heaven !" screamed Shinobu .
( if you don't get that joke it is ok)
" Well that sucked"
" Fuck you deer boy"
" Shut the fuck up mutt-face"
Chouji has just returned to earth , " How about my Plan, Plan C. C ,being for Chouji!!! My plan is to have Shikamaru use his shadow possession technique to get Naruto away from the pretty lady, and then beat the living shit out of him"
"It's Genius, it requires no planning yet is effective"
"Alright team go!"
Shikamaru uses his shadow possession technique and goes to grabs Naruto, but is stopped by Shinobu who has a sword to his neck now.
"What are you doing to Naru-chan? " Shinobu said in a demonic voice.
Shikamru pissed himself a little.
"uh I know him, he's just retarded " said Naruto
" oh he's a friend then ok" Said Shinobu prancing off .
The two leave and the three are left to their own devices.
" ok anymore idea's?" said Shikamaru
" Naru-chan?" said Chouji and Kiba
" he get's to be a chan, I haven't even been called Kun yet" said Chouji
"Neither have I" said Shikamaru
" Watcha doin? " asked Sai as he magically appeared.
10 minutes later
" Oh, I see so you guys re tryign to kill Naruto-Kun's happiness right?" Said Sai
" Yeah" said all three.
" Then allow me to use Plan F." Said Sai.
" We were only up to D." said Kiba
" F stands for friend, watch and learn." Said Sai walking toward Naruto and Shinobu .
" Hello there" Said Sai waving.
" Eww Gimp recruiteer, run Naru-chan " Said shinobu picking up Naruto and runnig Sai over.
" That is it Plan R." said a very angry Sai.
"Plan R?" Said the three.
" Reinforcements!!! Chouji you go get Ino, Shikamaru go get Neji and Lee, Kiba go get Shino, and I'll get Sakura-san." Said Sai
" Ready break." said all four leaving a huddle.