Ch. 5: Six Flags a go!
Alright, so I got some "Interesting" review ideas from you guys. I got a ShikaxIno or KibaXIno (which can't happen, sorry) idea from MoonTwilight. Gforce member45 says he wants…Jaws, Halo and Godzilla…ummm… alright! I'll try that! Chapter 5! Let the games begin! YOSH!
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At about 6 in the morning, Tsunade sprang out of her bed. "Man, I've never had such a good sleep in my life!" She put on her usual outfit and went to the kitchen and started to cook standard breakfast food. (You know, eggs, bacon, pankcakes, the usual.) She whistled happily to a tune when she sensed the presence of unwanted company. She spun around and found all the genin standing there, still in their PJs, with bibs on. (Even Kakashi and Kiba). "I take it you guys are hungry, huh?" They all nodded. "Alright," she pointed to the refrigerator. "Knock yourselves out."
"Aww I thought you were going to cook for us, don't you love us," asked the still eerily happy Kiba.
"I'm the Hokage, I don't have to cook for you," replied Tsunade. "Hey, when did you get free? I thought we left you tied up."
"It's the secret art of the Teletubbies to be awesome escape artists," said Kiba. Everyone, once again, gave him crazed looks and slowly stepped away. "What, it's true, right Akamaru?" Akamaru barked in approval.
"You know what, I saw we reverse HIS personality," suggested Fox Naruto.
"Great idea! For once," exclaimed Tsunade as she did the hand seals and placed her palm onto Kiba's head. POOF! We once had a Teletubbie-crazed dog-lover, now we have a violence crazed cat-lover. As soon as Kiba saw Akamaru, he immediately hissed at the dog, as if he cursed at it in cat tongue. Akamaru growled at Kiba, and soon they were running around like…well…cats and dogs.
"Great," groaned Sasuke. "Another brilliant idea by the Great Naruto Uzumaki." Just for the heck of it, Tsunade then did the jutsu on Sasuke. POOF! Now, Sasuke was…nice? "Oh, I'm sorry Naruto, I didn't mean it, please forgive me!"
"Can we please skip ahead of breakfast," groaned Shikamaru.
"Sure, this was getting too confusing anyway," I told him.
After breakfast…
Everyone was seated on either a couch or the floor. Neji was making out with Tenten, Lee cursed everything under his breath, Chouji was still devouring the breakfast Tsunade made, Kakashi was reading his book of course, Hinata was petting and grooming Naruto, Sakura was getting close to the new Sasuke, and Ino and Shikamaru were just sitting there talking. Tsunade cleared her throat to get everyone's attention.
"Alright everyone, settle down," was Tsunade's first comment. "Now, for today's activity, we're heading to Six Flags! (I've always loved Six Flags stories)" Everyone cheered except Shino and Lee who were in their 'I hate life' attitudes as usual so they said nothing. "Now, we'll be splitting the groups up based on who I think should go in each car. Lee, Tenten, and Neji, you obviously will ride with Gai."
As if on cue, Gai burst through the door and put on the good guy pose. "Hello my youthful students!" exclaimed Gai. Tenten and Neji just looked up, sighed, and went back to their make out session. Lee, on the other hand, was a little different today and Gai immediately noticed when Lee didn't say anything. "Lee, is something wrong?"
"Alright, Gai-sensei, listen up and listen good. I want to have a nice, quiet, peaceful ride in the car, see. I don't want to hear you rambling on all the time about youthfulness and crap!" Lee raised his voice at that last word. "So, if I hear even one word about youthfulness and all that jazz, I'll make the rest of your life a living hell, you got that? I'll personally make sure you want to go to hell just to get away from me! Do I make myself clear?"
Gai was scared and intrigued. He had never seen 'his' Lee act this way. He was almost like Sasuke, but worse. He simply nodded slowly and led his 'team' to his car.
"Alrighty then," said Tsunade once they had left. "Ino, Shikamaru, Chouji, you'll rise with Asuma today." All 3 of them nodded and walked out the door to meet Asuma. "Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke, you'll ride with Kakashi and Kurenai." Naruto started to whimper like a small dog.
"Can he ride with me, Tsunade?" Hinata innocently asked her. Both her and Naruto gave her the puppy eyes and the lower lip. "Please!" pleaded Naruto and Hinata.
Tsunade sighed. "Alright, alright. Sasuke and Sakura will ride with Kakashi and Kurenai and Shino, Hinata, Kiba and Shino will ride with me in my mini-van." Hinata squealed with delight as she walked to the van with Naruto tucked into her arms. Kiba and Shino followed slowly, and soon everyone was in their cars and off to Six Flags.
Gai's Car:
"Lee," Gai started. "What has happened to that cheerful student I used to know?"
Lee snarled at Gai and said, "Just shut up and drive." Gai sighed and did what he was told. And, if you didn't already guess, Tenten and Neji are making out in the back seat.
Asuma's Car:
Chouji was happily munching on a bag of chips as the ride went by. Shikamaru was just staring at the clouds as they rode, that is until Ino interrupted.
"Shikamaru," Ino said gently. "Are you lonely?"
"Oh god, troublesome woman." Thought Shikamaru "No, I'm not lonely. I just like to stare at the clouds. They're the least troublesome thing in this world. Floating, free, high up in the sky with not a care in the world, watching all the people as they pass by aimlessly."
Ino leaned in toward Shikamaru and said, "Mind transfer jutsu…" In Shikamaru's body, Ino picked up her own body and pressed Shikamaru's lips against hers (Man this is confusing!). She then wrapped her arms around her body and transferred back into her own body. Now, there was Shikamaru laying on top of Ino with his hands behind her back and kissing her. He broke away quickly.
"Ino, what was that for?" asked a very confused and angry Shikamaru.
"Well," she said playfully. "I was ending your loneliness…"
Kakashi and Kurenai's Car:
Sakura was sitting quietly, playing with her fingers. Sasuke was sitting there listening to music on his CD player when he spotted Sakura's expression.
"Sakura, why the long face? You should be happy! Today is a great day!" exclaimed Sasuke. He grinned a wide, foxy grin just like Naruto's.
"I am happy, Sasuke," she sighed. "I'm just a little…" she paused and put on her 'puppy dog' face. "…cold. Can you warm me up?" she asked innocently even though she knew she wasn't innocent. (Then again, not a lot of kunoichis are innocent anyway considering they're ninjas. XD)
Sasuke paused, then he reached his arms out for her and hugged her tightly. Sakura blushed and embedded her head into Sasuke's warm chest.
In Tsunade's Car:
Shino was in the front seat playing a game out of bugs. (XD) Naruto had his head rested on Hinata's lap as he purred lightly and she played with his fur. Hinata paused, then stated, "Ya know, I don't think we'll be able to get you into the park the way you are, Naruto-kun. You know, considering you're kind of a fox?" The fox nodded and POOF! He was now a young girl with blonde hair just like Ino's. He…er…she was wearing a blue tanktop with the words "Foxy" in the middle and some blue jeans. "Why'd you transfer into a girl, Naruto-kun?" He then noticed he did the wrong jutsu and transformed back into regular Naruto.
And Kiba, was singing the Barney song, only it was about stabbing Barney instead of hugging him…
Finally at Six Flags…
Everyone immediately got out of their cars and stared up into the sky.
"No way," gasped Shino. "That can't be…"
"But it is," said Kakashi.
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Terribly sorry for a cliffhanger here but my butt REALLY hurts from writing this stuff all day so I wanted to stop here. Read and review! Oh snap! I just realized I did SakuXSasu by mistake! Dang…oh well, I'll have them break up later. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!