Ok I couldn't resist it another chapter

Disclaimer: Don't own any of it, not even Rupert Grint :tear:

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Ok so now that Voldmort is destroyed and stuff it turned out Voldemort had a spell cast on them to make them ooc.

Hermione turned back to bookworm Hermione, Ginny turned back to non-slutty Ginny. Ron isn't stupid anymore. Harry is the average hero. Draco is mean again. Dumbldore is dead :tear:

HAHA you think I was serious this is a parody of coarse not.

Sirius: Who called me?

Me: No one did go back to your nap behind the veil.

Sirius: Ok

Ok anyways sorry for the interruption.

It was the first day of them working and stuff.

Ron was a janitor of Hogwarts because Filch retired.

Harry was the new headmaster of Hogwarts.

Hermione was the deputy head mistress and taught everything because she's smart and junk.

Ginny was still a student.

Draco was stupid so he had to repeat the 7th year.

Anyway Harry was sitting in his office with a giant plasma TV, video iPod, computer, bean bag chairs, and other cool 21st century stuff. He was looking at a picture of Hermione sleeping and drooling and stuff. (Harry/Hermione shippers) YAY!

There was a knock at his door.

It was Ginny.

"Hey Professor Potter, I've been a bad girl" said Ginny in a sexy voice thing while winking.

"Ok then you will have detention with Ron in Wednesday" said Harry "oh and try to get that thing out of your eye its making it blink uncontrollably" he added.

She left all mad and stuff, and you could here her screaming in a faint distance "He's the headmaster!"

As he was sitting thinking of cool random events to do this year he decided that he should make a head boy and girl.

So he chose Ginny and Draco.

That would be fun to watch them argue he thought.

Then to make it more fun he said they should share a dorm place, oh even better even share a bathroom, no wait worse a room, no wait better they have to share a bed!

"mwhahahhahahahhahahahhahhaha" laughed Harry evil like.

"Uhm Harry you alright?" said Hermione walking in.

Harry looked up and was shocked to see how she looked.

She had beautiful long curly brown hair with blonde hightlights, she had full pink lips, and had developed even more curves in those right places.

Harry thought he was in heaven.

Hermione P.O.V

"mwhahahhahahhahahhahahahhaha" laughed Harry evil like.

"Uhm Harry you alright?" said Hermione walking in.

Oh wow Harry sure is sexy when he's not laughing like a maniac.

His hair is just the right length for him, his glasses were more in style and his scar looked painted in.

"YOUR NOT HARRY POTTER!" Said Hermione!

"Ahh no you found out!" said "Harry"

"Who are you?" asked Hermione.

"I'm really the sexy Daniel Radcliffe, but I do portray him in the popular Harry Potter films." Said Daniel. "Oh and Ron isn't really Ron its actually the 10 times sexier than me Rupert Grint."

As he said that Ron, I mean Rupert walked in.

"Did someone say my name?" he said.

"AHHHH I LOVEE YOU!" I said running and grabbing him taking him off somewhere.

:REALLY ANNOYING BEEPING NOISE THING:

I'm sorry to interrupt this but Rupert Grint has been Kidnapped by some crazy fan if you have any information please call 1-123-456-789, Thank you and you may resume you normal reading

:REALLY ANNOYING BEEPING NOISE:

Ok kids what words start with the letter K?

:Glitch:

Then they lived happily ever the end.

Haha I'm just kidding.

So then the real Harry and Ron walked in and kicked Daniel out and then the three of them took a walk.

"Hmm Ron is sure looking sexy" said Harry.

"What did you say?" Ron asked.

"Ahh I got to stop thinking out loud.. but he sure does look sexy." Harry said.

"You did it again Harry" Hermione said.

"Oh crap" said Harry and ran off to fulfill is sexual needs.

"That was weird" said Hermione "Oh well I have to go grade papers and such and teach"

"Better go clean up the school" said Ron " and use Misses Clean the best castle cleaning product out there."

So Ron ran in and made the castle the cleanest castle in the world.

Harry relived his sexual needs.

Hermione graded her stuff and taught stuff.

:The End:

Draco: Hey how come I wasn't mentioned in this chapter?

Draco: Hello Author person where are you?

:hears someone scream:

Draco: walks over

Draco: sees Rupert Grint tied up to a chair and the author holding him against his will"

Draco: hey author person how come I was never mentioned in this chapter?

Me: oh yeah, uh huh, whatever.

Draco: grabs his wand and frees' Rupert.

Me: NOOOOO!

REALLY ANNOYING BEEP

Rupert Grint has been found no need to look for him anymore

:REALLY ANNOYING BEEP:

Me: holding a wand and a dead body next to me who resembles Draco "no one takes my Rupert away"

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Yeah really random but I'm bored and tired so yeah.