Ch. 9: Pool games!

Okay, I didn't get a lot of votes (or reviews) for last chapter so I decided to keep going just 'cause. And, because I'm evil, I'm going to start with 'Shark and Victim'(with guest appearcance by Jaws. I might do the others but I doubt it. Oh, and I'm adding in crazy homicidal beings. I won't tell you who'll show up 'cause it'll ruin it. But, let me stop with the long boring crap. Here's chapter 9: Pool Games!

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"Alright!" shouted Lee. "Let the games of youth begin!"

"Hmmm," pondered Neji. "What to play then?"

"Anyone want to play 'Shark and Victim'?" said the still obedient Naruto.

"Sure, how do you play?" asked Sakura.

Kiba climbed out the pool. "I believe it's when the victims swim around in the pool and the shark swims underwater and tries to get them. It's almost like Marco Polo, except the person it stays underwater and can keep his or her eyes open," he explained. Everyone looked at him dumbfounded, but soon found him running around chasing his…tail…Their expressions went from intrigued to disappointment and sweatdrops.

"Alright," said Sasuke. "Naruto, you go first." He then dived back underwater and slowly swam to the other side of the pool. Everyone immediately jumped in (except Hinata, Naruto, Chouji and of course Shino) and swam to the other side.

"I'll sit this one out," replied Shino. He walked inside of Tsunade's house.

"Yeah, and I'll check on the food!" exclaimed Chouji. He sprinted (no, really, sprinted) inside and closed the door behind.

"Guys really need to get out more," said Naruto to Hinata. To his surprise, she was already in the pool. "Fine, I'll go." He ran up to the side of the pool and jumped in the air. He came down with a mighty splash. But, since he wasn't allowed to come up, he quickly placed some hand seals together and transformed into a real shark! And not just any shark, but Jaws. The emergence of the single gray fin up on the surface of the water startled a few.

"What the…" said Sasuke before being plunged down into the pool water.

"Sasuke-kun!" shouted (of course) Sakura. She quickly dove under the water to find Sasuke fighting a large shark-like thing. The shark swiftly smacked Sasuke with it's mighty tail, knocking him out. She swam downward toward him and took him under her arm before swimming up to the surface. "Swim! Swim away! It's JAWS!" she screamed at the top of her lungs. This, of course, caused Iruka and Shizune, fully dressed in their bathing suits, to come running out the backdoor.

"What's going on?" yelled Iruka. He stopped to see a the large shark lash out at him. But then, Iruka smiled and pulled out a ramen cup from nowhere. The 'shark' then poofed back into the number one loud-mouthed knucklehead ninja we all know, Naruto!

"Hey Iruka!" he yelled waving at him. He climbed out and glomped his teacher with all his might as the others were still in shock from Naruto's 'joke'. Iruka barely stayed standing up.

"Hey, Naruto," said Iruka as he smiled weakly. "Umm, can you let me breathe please?"

He jumped off and scratched the back of his head. "Oh, heh, sorry." He looked back to see everyone cowering and some very angry faces. "What?"

"You knocked Sasuke out cold, that's what? And you scared the heck outta us!" Sakura yelled.

"Huh, knocked Sasuke out? No I didn't. I didn't touch anyone," replied Naruto.

"Wait," said Hinata. "If that wasn't y-you, t-then t-that means…" Everyone looked toward the middle of the pool where a dark shadow slowly grew bigger and bigger, until Jaws lashed out from the water, with the razor sharp teeth and all! It turned ever so slowly to face it's victims…Which caused Hinata to faint.

"RUUUN!" yelled Lee. (They may be ninjas, but everyone fears Jaws. That, and it's kind of hard to fight a gigantic shark in water with their current style of justu) Everyone frantically climbed out of the pool. Out of nowhere, Tsunade walks out of the house and carelessly throws a kunai at the shark. POOF! The kunai breached the 'skin' of the shark and it popped like a balloon immediately.

"You thought that was a real shark?" said Tsunade. "Please, no way THAT thing was a shark." She then walked back into the house to continue making the food.

"Oh yeah," said Iruka. "Forgot I left that shark in there. Heh heh, my bad." Insert random death glares here

"Dang! Another game ruined!" shouted Tenten. "Well, what do we do now?"

"You sure get over things easy," replied Neji.

"It's all apart of being a ninja," she replied back. "But seriously, what are we going to do?"

"Do we have to be doing something?" asked Shikamaru. "We don't have to so calm down."

"Whatever," groaned Tenten. She sighed and plopped into a pool chair while the party…erm…mission went on with whatever it was doing.

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Alrighty then people. Listen up. I need some ideas, at least help me by voting or something for once. So, I'm not going to make a next chapter unless I get some ideas (or I randomly come up with something). Stupid writers block, I swear it hates me. Oh well, whatever. Read and Review! (But seriously, GIVE ME SOME IDEAS!)