Now's time for a parody of our favorite character.

Disclaimer: don't own anyone except "really long named girl with pretty words"

-----------------

Hello my name is Really Long Named Girl With Really Pretty Words. I'm going to Hogwarts School. I come from Canada. I'm rich, beautiful, and popular. Everybody loves me. I'm also really smart. Smarter than Dumbldore and Voldemort combined. Ok so here's my story.

As I was walking trying to find the train that will take me to my new school. I get lost; "oh poor me I'm lost I can't find my train." Then this really nerdy guy comes up to me. He has these round glasses, lighting bolt scar and is really short.

"Hey I'm Harry Potter, I see you're a witch because u have a lot of crap on your trolley." He said.

"OMG!1!one!1one! This stuff isnt lyk crap!one!1!one!11 I payed a bazillion dollars for it" I said.

"Why are you speaking instant messenger language? Oh well your still a Witch though" he said.

"chyeahh" she said

"ok then ill help you to the train" he said

"ok whatever" she said.

"oh and what's your name?" he asked.

"Really Long Named Girl With Really Pretty Words" I said like it was the most obvious thing ever.

-----------------

They were on the train now and she was with that Harry Potter Nerd, Some guy named Ron who wore the ugliest clothes ever, and some bookworm named Hermooney or whatever.

"I'm going to give you all make-over ok?" I said.

"No!" the nerds, I mean trio said.

"TOO BAD!" she said and got to work.

--------------------------

30 minutes later…

Harry's scar was magically gone thanks to Govergirl. He also had a 30-second workout video that made him muscular. He had contacts. Call him Harry-Sue.

Ron got fashionable clothes from the on board mall. He did the 30-second workout video too. His hair was sexier. Call him Won-Won-Sue.

Hermione's hair got less frizzy and bushy and now was long and beautiful with soft curls, with blonde highlights. She got a French pedicure and manicure. Had less clothes on than usual. Did a 30-second pilates workout so she had curves in all the right places. Call her Mia-Sue.

Oh and while were describing them lets describe Really Long Named Girl With Really Pretty Words. She had really long blonde hair, slender, and had a really pretty nose. Over all she was beautiful. Oh and she was abused as a child, she had to clean her room!one1!one!1!one!1! Yeah she was beautiful. Call her Really Long Named Girl With Really Pretty Words.

---------------------------------------

Yeah I'm bored with this so let's get on with the story.

Really Long Named Girl With Really Pretty Words walked in to Hogwarts and she was sorted into slytherin!1!one!1

-----------------------------

To be continued…

------------------

So yeah what will happen?

Will Really Long Named Girl With Really Pretty Words fall in love with Draco?

Will she Kill Voldemort?

To find out just wait and I will type it up when I feel like it!