Another chapter

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In our last chapter Really Long Named Girl With Really Pretty Words gave make over to Harry, Ron, and Hermione and she was sorted into Slytherin.

After dinner Really Long Named Girl With Really Pretty Words was following the other Slytherins to the common room.

She walked in.

She walked to her private room because she's so beautiful and rich. It had a ginourmous bed, which had pink silky bed sheets, and she had really cool stuff too.

She went to sleep.

When she woke up she got ready and was walking to breakfast and ran into someone and fell on the floor seductively.

"uhhhhhh" said none other than Goyle.

Than Really Long Named Girl With Really Pretty Words Lifted herself off the floor and looked in his eyes and they instantly fell in love right than and there and started making out.

Than Draco saw them and started a spaz attack because he's supposed to end up with all the beautiful Mary-sues. Than a Mary-sue from the story "The sun, moon, and cheese" (actually not a real story).

"Oh Draco don't worry you still have all us other Mary-sues" said Mary-sue number 99,239,879,234,123,346,273,864.

Than Really Long Named Girl With Really Pretty Words planned a wedding.

WEDDING DAY!

Really Long Named Girl With Really Pretty Words started walking down the isle in a really long while beautiful dress that made her look 10x more beautiful than she already was. The dress didn't have any sleeves and it was all flowery. Her hair was in a bun and had hair coming out and it was curly. She had a little bit of make-up on because she really didn't need any.

Than in the Voldemort came and interrupted the wedding.

Really Long Named Girl With Really Pretty Words got really po'ed and killed him by bitch slapping him to death.

Then her and Goyle got married.

The End :

Harry: How come Really Long Named Girl With Really Pretty Words defeated Voldemort? What happened to the prophecy and the horcruxes and how come I wasn't in this chapter? I mean DRACO was.

Draco: You don't like it do you scarface not being mentioned in a chapter.

Harry: The story is based off of me though!

Draco: Oh its always about you scarface.

Harry: The books are called HARRY POTTER and the insert w/e book you like

Draco: Oh.. well it should be called "The amazing story of Draco Malfoy and his awsomness"

Harry: whatever.

Me: Jeez Harry its just a parody making fun of mary-sues and how they steel all your glory. Draco, doubt anyone wants to read about a spoiled brat and his life.

Draco: I would read it!

Me:sigh: whatever.