Ch. 13:
YOSH! Welcome to chapter 13 everyone! I got some ideas from you guys but I think this chapter I'm going free styling again. I might add in some ideas, we'll have to see now won't we? Lol, comment time:
Gforce member45: I don't think I'll be going with World War 2…or have dinosaurs attack out of nowhere. I want to be random, but not THAT random.
Yumi Kitsuna Kazeyokai: What did I do?
The Insane Imortal Dragon: I can see you're in a bad mood…guess I'd better get to the story and make sure you're not anymore mad.
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"Alright, I'll go next then since they're gone," said Temari. She spun the bottle and it landed on…nobody? "What?"
"I guess the author doesn't like you or something," Naruto said. Everyone started snickering, and Naruto and Kiba fell over laughing their heads off. (Lol, I don't not like her, I just wanted to add that in. :P)
"Hrumph," she said as she spun the bottle again. It landed on the number one lazy ninja of them all, Shikamaru!
"Humph, truth. Dare is too troublesome," he said lazily as he crossed his arms.
"Alright-" Chouji cut her off.
"Wait! I have a better idea!" exclaimed Chouji. He got up from his seat, walked over to Temari and squatted down. "This better be good," Temari said. Chouji started to whisper something in Temari's ear and she put on a confused look when he was done. "Are you sure?" she asked. "Positive," said Chouji as he walked back to his seat.
"Ok," she said as she faced Shikamaru. "He says to tell us about what happened between you and Ino in the ride to Six Flags?" Shikamaru flinched and blushed, and Ino did the same. "What happened, what! What?" she started to nag.
"Well…" Shikamaru said as he voice trailed off. "It's like this…We were on our way to Six Flags, the one Kiba and Lee destroyed, by the way."
"Hey, I wasn't myself then!" Lee shouted. "I'll say," Gai replied.
"Nah, I would've done that anyway," said Kiba.
"Honestly, I was planning on doing that with Neji here," said Sasuke. "The only thing was we would not have gotten caught like you two."
"Hey, I-" Temari cut him off. "Can we please get back to the story?" "Fine," replied Kiba. "Please, continue," said Temari calmly.
"Er…ok," said Shikamaru as he held back his blush. "Well, I was staring out the window as usual when Ino looks over at me and asks me am I lonely or something like that. I said no. Then she…" Shikamaru paused.
"Then she what?" Sakura said, now more interested in the story. "I'm sensing some serious gossip and blackmail here!" She thought with a smirk. Shikamaru sighed.
"Do I really have to tell the rest?" he whined.
"YES!" everyone except him, Ino, Neji and Sasuke screamed. He sighed again and muttered something about being too troublesome before continuing.
"Well, she leans in, and uses her mind transfer jutsu on me. From there, all I remember was her transferring back during a kiss…" he voice trailed off again.
"No…way…" Temari said.
"Talk about desperate," Sakura said.
"Oh, I get it," Neji exclaimed. "Ino took over Shikamaru's body. Then she kissed her own body in Shikamaru's body and then transferred back during the kiss!" Everyone stared at Ino, now blushing uncontrollably.
"Man, now that's just whack," replied Temari. Sakura was laughing her head off and Tenten was banging the floor laughing. Hinata giggled quietly to herself, and all the boys were nudging Shikamaru and laughing. Iruka and Shizune were giggling as well, and even Tsunade was laughing on the couch about to fall back. (Remember, Jiraiya went to write his book so he's no longer with us.)
"You are one troublesome woman, Ino," Shikamaru said as he blushed from embarrassment. Ino, from that, fainted. (After that, I'd probably faint too).
"Woah, I've never seen Ino faint," said Tenten as she looked at the blonde sprawled out on the carpet. "I'll take her to her room, you spin the bottle Shika." She grabbed Ino's arm and dragged her (literally) to her room. Shikamaru spun the bottle and it landed on Naruto!
"Tru- no wait, da- no wait tru-" was all he could stammer out. "Pick one, Naruto." Shikamaru said lazily. "Okay, I choose dare…I guess." He replied. Shikamaru thought to himself. "Naruto, I dare you to…hmmm…anyone got any ideas?"
"What? I thought you were a genius! You should be able to come up with something!" Ino shouted. Shikamaru sighed in disgust and all of a sudden his face lit up. His lazy demeanor turned into an devious (also known as evil) smirk.
"Alright Naruto, I dare you to keep Ino quiet for the rest of the night," he replied evilly.
"If you say so," said Naruto as he stood up. He turned to Ino who started to flinch. "Kage Bunshin no Jutsu!" he shouted and 5 Naruto's appeared behind Ino in black suits and wearing sunglasses. One of his clones said, "Miss Ino Yamanaka, we've been charged with the task of keeping you quiet." Another clone said, "Anything you say or do CAN and WILL be used against you." The third clone said, "Resistance is futile, so come quietly." The last two placed their hands on Ino's shoulders. One said, "Are you going to come quietly or is this going to get rough." Ino glared at Shikamaru who shrugged at her. "I asked are you going to come quietly," said the last clone.
"Alright, alright," said Ino as she stood up. She followed the clones into a room and none of them came back again. "ALRIGHT! Nice job Naruto!" exclaimed Shikamaru.
"That was quite…special," Shino said.
"Hey, as a ninja, acting is our specialty," said Naruto.
"True," said Shikamaru. Then he turned toward the door that Ino went out of. "Which means Ino will be out of there in 3…2…1…" Suddenly Ino burst into the room running from the clones. "Stop or we will shoot!"
"With what?" shouted Ino. Suddenly one of the clones changed into a large black bazooka. Her eyes widened when it started launching kunai at her. "AYEE!" Soon, her arms and legs were pinned to the wall from the Kunai. The clones stopped and launched 2 more at her, attached was a small handkerchief which kept her quiet. Well, almost quiet.
"Mission complete," said one of the clones. "Now, let's get some donuts," said another. They all walked out the front door in single file.
"Hmmm…alright then," said Tenten as she sweatdropped.
"Naruto, you have a weird way of doing things," said Sakura.
"Yep!" replied Naruto as he grinned his wide grin. "Okay, my turn!" He spun the bottle and it landed on…Tsunade? "Hey, I thought you weren't in the circle."
"I just recently joined," she replied. "I choose dare."
"Alright," Naruto replied. "I dare you to do your jutsu on everyone in this room except me and people who are already affected by it!"
Tsunade got up and said, "Thank you! I was starting to get bored." She did the hand seals but instead she did twice as many as before. Then she raised her hand in the air and said, "Personality switch jutsu!" And…POOF! The clouds slowly ran from the room.
"Yo, dogg, that was da shizzle doggy," said Shikamaru all cool like.
"Oh Shika, your so awesome!" said Ino.
"Hell yeah I am, baby!" he said.
"Interesting," said Iruka as he looked into an Icha-Icha Paradise book.
"Hey, that's my thing," said Kakashi.
"I said you let him do whatever he wants, Kakashi!" Shizune exclaimed. (Remember, she follows all the orders she's told to do, so in this case, she's a complete rebellion person)
"Whatever," Kakashi said as he looked back into his book.
"Whatever," said an unchanged Shino.
"Hey, why aren't you changed?" asked Naruto.
"Because, the bugs in my body forbid it," Shino replied.
"Man, well that dare sucked…" said Naruto. "Can you just switch everyone back?"
"Worth a shot," replied Tsunade. She snapped her fingers and everyone returned to normal. "Well, because I don't really care for truth or dare, I choose Shino to go next."
"Man! Not me again…" whined Shino. "Do it or else," said Tsunade. Shino sighed and spun the bottle. And it landed on Hinata! (Sorry I keep doing these two so much, I came up with something good.) "Hinata, truth or dare."
"I g-guess I'll t-try d-dare this t-time…" she replied. "Man, I hope this doesn't backfire like the last time…" she thought to herself.
"Alright Hinata," Shino said. He held up a red and black bug. "Eat this."
"Okay, what the heck?" said Kiba. "Aren't we past bug eating dares?"
"Just eat it already and get my turn over with," he replied. Hinata got up from her seat and grabbed the bug from Shino's hand. Slowly she lifted the bug into her mouth and swallowed. "Ick, that was disgusting," she said. All of a sudden, her eyes turned a dark red and she turned to Naruto. "Ooohhhh, Naruuuttooo-kuuuuunnn!" she cooed.
"Uh oh," Naruto thought. Hinata jumped onto him and grabbed his arms. "C'mon! I got something to show you!" she said as she dragged him back to 'their' room. SLAM!
"Okay, what the heck was that about?" asked Tenten.
"Well," Shino replied. "That bug has a special chemical inside it that makes a person give in to their lust."
"So it makes 'em horny?" asked Chouji as he munched on his chips.
"Yep," said Shino with a smirk.
"You just gave Hinata a bug that made her horny? How could you Shino!" Ino said. Shino glared at her and pulled out another bug and rammed it down her throat. Ino's eyes turned pink and she turned to Shikamaru.
"Ooohhh, Shiiiiikaaaa-kuuuuun!" she cooed. "CRAP!" thought Shikamaru as he got up to run. Too late. Ino had already glomped him and she was on the ground with him kissing his cheek.
"So, how come Hinata's eyes turned red but Ino's turned pink?" asked Shizune.
"Wait…red?" asked Shino.
"Yes, that's what I said, red," she replied, annoyed.
"Crap. I forgot, red doesn't make them horny. It makes them very aggressive and evil-ish. And Ino, she's pink 'cause that means the bug just turned her extremely affectionate. Just, not to the point to have sex," he explained.
"Hey, Hinata, stop it!" Naruto yelled from his room. "Hey, what are you…no wait, stop it!...C'mon stop it please!...No! Don't take those! WAAAH!" Hinata emerged from the room with a bunch of ramen cups in her hand.
"Anyone want ramen?" she asked evilly. Everyone nodded a no. She shrugged, saying, "Alright, suit yourself." She went to the kitchen to prepare the ramen she would 'eat'.
"Ino, can you get off of me?" asked Shikamaru. She obeyed and sat up. "Hmmm…she's less troublesome this way."
"But of course, I'll do whatever you say," she said obediently. "Awesome," thought Shikamaru in his head.
"Alright, next person!" said Tsunade.
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Yay, end of chapter! Plz read and review, same as always! YOSH! Oh, and I forgot I kept putting Ino back in by mistake. Don't worry, I'll clarify next time.