Ch. 15:

YOSH! Welcome to another installment of Naruto's Chaotic Sleepover! Tonight, we have a lovely show for you, 'cause I'm hyped up on candy!!! So, expect a whole bunch of weird stuff in this chapter! YOSH!

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"Okay, my turn." Tenten replied. She spun the bottle and it landed on…Rock Lee! "Lee, truth or dare?" "Please say dare, please say dare…" she thought.

"Dare!" Lee said happily. "Yes!" Tenten thought. "Alright Lee, I dare you to diss Gai-sensei to his face!" Tenten practically screamed. Lee got up calmly and slowly walked out the door. Suddenly, he started running around in circles screaming, "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" He then came back into the room and sat down calmly again.

"Lee, what the heck was that?" Neji asked coldly.

"I think he just had an episode," Shikamaru said.

"Every day's an episode with him," Tenten said jokingly.

"I won't do it," Lee said. "It's very unyouthful to Gai-sensei." Suddenly, Gai ran into the room, saying, "Did someone call me?"

"What, you got super hearing or something?" Neji asked.

"No, I just saw Lee running around in circles screaming and I thought I might be involved," he replied. "What's the problem?"

"Well, I dared Lee to diss you," Tenten replied. Gai-sensei's eyes widened and turned to Lee.

"I say you do it Lee, it'll be okay," Gai-sensei said sadly. "It'll be good for your youth!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-sensei!"

"Lee!"

"Gai-"

"WILL YOU TWO SHUT UP!" Sakura and Tenten screamed. "Just get it over with!" Lee slowly faced Gai-sensei and gulped.

"Gai-sensei…" he started slowly. Suddenly, Gaara walked in slowly and sat down and said in a deathly tone, "Mission accomplished."

"You're just in time," Temari said. "Lee was just about to diss Gai-sensei."

"Awesome," he said simply.

"Gai-sensei…" Lee started again. "You're-" Lee was cut off again by a high pitched screaming coming from Naruto's room. 1 guess who that was. No, not Hinata.

"Hinata stop it! It burnzzz!!!" Naruto screamed. Hinata cackled and walked back into the living room. She asked, "What's the one thing a boy hates the most?"

Sakura quickly answered, "When you get them horny but don't do anything?" (Well, it's true. Actually, it's the most annoying thing a girl could do really)

"Awesome! Thanks!" Hinata said as she walked back into the bedroom. "Ooooh, Naruto-kun!" she said seductively as she closed the door.

"Quick! I need a video camera!" Sakura screamed toward the ceiling. Suddenly, a video camera appeared from the ceiling and landed in Sakura's hands. "Awesome! Thanks!" she said as she ran to the bedroom door and opened it. And there was Naruto with his hands and arms tied up and Hinata swaying toward him seductively. She turned away and yelled, "Man, you have to see this!" Everyone crowded to the door.

"Will someone please help me out here!" yelled Naruto. Hinata laid down on the bed next to Naruto and he blushed but shook his head. "S-stop it!" Hinata pouted but he kept on shaking his head. Sakura walked up to Hinata and whispered something into her ear. "That's a great idea!" Hinata exclaimed. "But, can you leave the room, I'd like this to be private." Sakura nodded and pushed everyone out of the room and closed the door.

"Ummm…what was that about?" Naruto asked. Hinata crept up to him and put her hands together and yelled, "Harem no jutsu!" POOF! Hinata's hair now reached down to her now bare lower back. Of course, she had smoke covering her 'areas'. But, unlike Naruto, she had much bigger 'areas' that would put Naruto's harem to shame! "Naruto-kun," she cooed in his ear.

"That won't work on me," Naruto said as he smirked. "I invented that move."

"True," she said admittedly. She started to put some hand seals together and said, "But I made up this jutsu." POOF! Hinata was the same, but her eyes changed from the usual lavender to scarlet.

"What did that-" Naruto started but was cut off when Hinata pressed her lips hard on his. Naruto's eyes widened and soon his eyes went dozy. He dozed off when Hinata broke away from the kiss. She untied his arms and legs. "Sleep tight, Naruto-kun," she whispered as she left the room. "Alright, what I miss?" She came in to see Gai-sensei on the ground crying and everyone else beside Lee laughing their heads off.

"WHOO!" Tenten said as she sat up. "You missed it, Hinata. Lee went hardcore on Gai-sensei!"

"I didn't even think he knew those words," Gai said quietly. He got up and ran out the door, crying. "Gai-sensei, wait!" Lee said as he ran after him.

"Okay…so who's next?" asked Hinata. Everyone looked at each for a second and turned back to her. "What?"

"Actually," Tsunade said as she approached Hinata. "We decided to stop. Things were kinda getting out of hand."

"Really?" she asked, disappointed. Tsunade nodded. "Actually, I was getting kinda tired too," Tsunade said. "I mean, seriously, how long has this day lasted? Like 10 chapters or something?"

"Well, alright," Hinata said.

"By the way, what happened with you and Naruto?" Sakura asked. Hinata blushed.

"S-something h-happened?" she stammered.

"Well, she's back to normal," Shino said.

"Oh well, at least I still got the hidden camera!" Sakura exclaimed happily. She went back into the bedroom and grabbed the camera from off the wall. She came back into the room and put the tape into the TV.

One embarrassing tape later…

Everyone was silent. All eyes were wide as…okay, they were just wide. Sakura decided to break the silence. "Alright, what was that?" Kakashi looked up from his book.

"I remember Kurenai saying something about teaching Hinata something like that," he said coolly. "Something about making the user irresistible or something." He looked back into his favorite books and hummed to himself.

"Okay…" Shikamaru said. Suddenly, Naruto burst through the door with a zombie-like look on his face. "Hinata…" he said in a zombie-like tone. "Alright, I can see where this is going," Shikamaru said. He turned and walked to his bedroom. "If you need me, I'll be sleep," he said as he closed the door. He opened it again and said, "In other words, if you need me, tough." Then he closed it back.

"Hinata…" Naruto repeated.

"I-I h-have a-a bad i-idea a-about t-this," Hinata stammered. She slowly started sneaking toward the door when-

"Hinata…" Naruto repeated again.

"Run girl!" Tenten yelled. Hinata ran out the front door with Naruto right behind her. "Well, that was special. I'm going to bed." She got up and went to her room.

"Me too," Lee said. Everyone else soon went to their rooms except the jounin.

"Alright, what are we supposed to do?" Iruka complained.

"What do you mean, we?" Tsunade said as she walked to her own room and closed the door.

"Guess I have the couch again," Kakashi said as he laid down.

"You wanna come back to my house? It's only a little ways away," Shizune suggested.

"Alright, I guess," Iruka said.

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Well! I guess that's it! They'll be one more chapter after this, so this is it. Sorry I ended it so fast but I wanted to get into my next story soon. Right now I'm having a debate on doing a mind reader story or a dreamscape kinda story. It'll depend on my mood.