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Itachi ch5
Four hours later found a twitching Naruto in a hotel room with both Itachi and Kakashi.
Itachi was over by the window gazing out at the moonlit street, Kakashi was sitting on a bed reading one of his ero-novels, and Naruto was laying on a dark colored couch, twitching periodically.
"If you're a Sennin how come you're returning to Konoha? You obviously do better outside of the village." Kakashi said with his eye still in the depth of his book.
Naruto twitched yet again, before he gave Kakashi a silent look and shrugged. "I feel like it."
"You're returning to a village that all but made your life a living hell because you want to? Are you sure you're not suffering from prolonged exposure to Gai and his... oddness?" Itachi questioned from his spot by the window. 'Honestly, I really can't figure him out. Why go back, he has no obligation, does he?' Which was basically the same thing Kakashi was thinking only as...
'This kid must have some sort of obligation to go back, but what?' Kakashi thought as he allowed his eye to flicker over to Naruto for a second before returning to the book he'd poured over a hundred times but never actually read.
"Would you two keep your thoughts down? They're, 'twitch' disturbing me and my 'obligations'," Naruto said and then laughed as Itachi's turned his head and narrowed his eyes at him, and Kakashi's head shot up to give him a suspicious look. "Honestly, you both let your body language slip for a minute, not very smart when it show your thoughts, I really had to point it out."
Suddenly the door burst open and there was a flash of green. Two freaked-out teens followed that green flash.
"Yosh! Kakashi, my eternally youthful rival, I, the beautiful green beast of Konoha have come to challenge you!" Gai yelled youthfully as he struck good guy pose what ever and thrust his hip to the left and giving trade make thumbs up.
Meanwhile Naruto was thrown into a twitching fit so bad that he looked like he was having a seizure and Itachi had a tick in his left eye. Kakashi looked up at Gai with a bored look and said, "Gomen...Did you say something?"
"What a cool and hip response my eternal rival! I shall run five hundred laps around this village by the end of the day to prove I am worthy of this challenge!"
"And I will join you Gai-sensei!"
"Lee!"
"Gai-sensei!"
"Le..."
"Just do the damn laps already for the love of..." Naruto trailed off as he twisted from his twitching heap on the floor to a sitting position that allowed him to stand and jump out the window closest to him.
"Yosh, his youthful spirit has him training even in a seizure-like state! He truly is worthy of the title Sennin." Gai yelled before he and Lee took off to do laps.
"Yes Gai-sensei!" Lee yelled and followed him out.
Neji and Tenten stood by the door in the wake of the Gai moment before Tenten closed the door behind them and they both sank to the floor in relief.
Itachi raised an eyebrow at them before he opened the window he was looking out and pulled in a very disturbed and shaky Naruto. Setting Naruto down on the seat next to him Itachi wrapped his arms around the blond Sennin's shoulders in a half hug.
The effect was almost instantaneous. Naruto's shaking visibly decreased, his breathing evened out, and the tension just seemed to flow out of him as he rested his head against Itachi's shoulder.
"Mah... are you two dating?"
Naruto choked and jerked his head up to stare at Kakashi and Itachi gave Kakashi a full blown Uchiha patent death glare. The extreme amount of killer intent and aura of doom pouring off the two spoke for itself as every ninja in a hundred mile radius froze in shock. Even the demons stopped to stare blankly in the direction it was coming from.
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A young purple-haired demon was sparring with a lizard demon colleague.
"Looks like someone upset the Kitsune Sennin, don't you think Imaru?" The purple hair demon said as she plopped down on the ground.
"I pity the creature that's aimed at. Well better them then us, I'd hate to have our old students attention in that manner, don't you agree Kanya?"
"Most defiantly."
Sorry it took so long to update the computers been out due to storms over here and I really couldn't figure out how to write this chapter. I'll try and have six up by the end of the week and if I don't feel free to e-mail me and tell me to get my rear in gear. I also want to apologize for any spelling errors, but thank you to those of you who pointed them out. I hope this is better.