Itachi ch6
4 days later
After everyone had recovered from what from now on will be referred to as 'the incident', the group of seven started off to Konoha. Presently, the group was heading through another wooded area with everyone but Lee and Gai trying to keep their distance from the powerful couple.
This, however, did not go well for Naruto, who had luckily gotten over his twitching and was now merely chanting, 'I must not kill them, I must not kill them.' over and over in his head. Needless to say he had an iron will since Lee had been going on like this,
"If we do not make it back to Konoha in three days I will run two thousand laps around Konoha on my hands. If I fail in doing that then I will...", for the past eight hours.
The only thing keeping Kisame from killing Lee was a triple restraint jutsu preformed by Kakashi, Itachi, and Naruto.
"Perhaps we had better set up camp; it's getting late," Tenten said in an attempt to save her teammate.
"Good idea, I'll go get food," Naruto said and vanished before another word could be spoken. Itachi bit back a smile and started off, tossing, "I'll get some firewood," over his shoulder.
"I'll scout; why don't you go get some water kid," Kisame offered, though he didn't specify which kid he was talking to.
Tenten shrugged, grabbed the canteens, and ducked under a fur tree as she headed to the stream.
"Yosh, it looks like we, the beautiful beasts of Konoha, will help scout while my eternal rival and Neji set up camp."
"Gai-sensei!"
"Lee!"
"Gai-sensei!"
"Lee!"
"Gai-sensei!"
"Lee!"
Followed by a good guy pose in front of sunset and crashing wave.
After the emotional moment they took off through the trees and started to scout.
Naruto and Itachi returned about two minutes after Lee and Gai left, with firewood and food.
"Honestly, there are demons who would turn tail and run from them."
"What makes you so sure, Naru-kun?" Itachi said with a raised eyebrow.
"I know quite a few personally. He has a reputation among the demons, and there are not a lot willing to deal with his... Gai-ness." Naruto shook his head and sat under what looked like a maple tree and began to get the food ready to be cooked while Itachi started the fire.
After a few more minutes the others had returned and Naruto handed the rabbits to Itachi who started cooking them without much care.
"Kitsune-san, please tell me you're using genjutsu. To be using anything but would be torture." An incredulous voice from above spoke.
"Sorry Sicilia, but it's the real deal. What brings you three here?" Naruto said as he cocked his head upwards toward the voice. "You normally don't travel together, especially this far from Anirica."
"The prophecies of old command us! We must do as Kami-sama bids us!" a new overly dramatic voice rushed in.
"I was asking those who weren't currently suffering from some drug induced insanity," Naruto rubbed his temples as he thought about the last time one of these guy went into their stupid phases.
"What Siren is trying to convey is that Orochimaru is planning an attack on Konoha, and since demons aren't welcome there, we thought we'd give you the news to spread," a third voice answered. "Honestly, he picked a bad time to go into his insanity phase."
"I love the squirrels!"
"Yes, we know! Will you be quiet and let us finish?!" Sicilia yelled.
"Hmpf" A weird blue and silver lizard-like being dropped from the trees and stared upwards. The creature comically stuck his snake like tongue out.
The third voice groaned before dropping down to reveal a cat-like demon with three tails.
Sicilia sighed before dropping to the ground near Naruto.
The tokage-demon moved over to Naruto, tilted his head to the left, blinked twice, then as quick as lighting let his snake-like tongue shoot out and licked the tip of Naruto's nose before returning to the demon's mouth.
The third demon didn't even wait; she just walked right up to Siren and rammed her fist into the side of his head.
"Kanya-sensei, it's nice to see you again. I trust all is well with the nine-tailed family?" Naruto tried for a more diplomatic approach, but halfway through it had turned into more of a joke than anything else.
She seemed to agree because by the time he'd finished Kanya was fighting a smile.
"All is well with them, though Imaru has asked me to inform you that you really should be more careful with that killer intent of yours. Especially around Nigen."
Naruto blushed before looking at her and stammering, "You felt that?"
"Kit, there were very few around who didn't. Though if you don't mind me asking, what made you unleash something that powerful?" Sicilia smiled, obviously quite pleased with him.
"Kakashi," Naruto said, then turned back to looking at the sky, making it clear that he did not want to talk about it. To the demons who had a part in raising him, this meant one thing: insanity or not, Siren had a death wish.
"Naruto has a boyfriend!"
It was really too bad that they now had two full grown demons, a sannin, and an Uchia there.
----------------------------------Kumogakure (Village of Cloud)-------------------------------
"What the...?!"
All over Cloud people with weak hearts were dropping to the ground, and even the most hardened of ninja were wetting themselves.
"We're under attack! Everybody to their posts!"
---------------------------------Kirigakure (Village of Mist)------------------------------
The Mizukage choked on his coffee as he looked around his office, before realizing that the killer intent was coming from somewhere else.
"Have all nin ready for an attack!" He ordered as he stood up and moved to consult with his advisors.
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Garaa looked around to see where this demonic feeling was coming from.
'I wonder who is doing this? They will certainly be a wonderful opponent.' Shikaku thought.
"Garaa, Father wants you at the front gates incase of an attack. Whatever is doing this is really strong, and you're probably the only one who can fight it," Temari stammered before running from the room.
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Ninja looked in the direction of the feeling as they all fell to the ground, suffering from various ailments.
-----------------------------------Konohagakure (Village of Leaf)-------------------------------------------
"Everybody down! We're under attack!" Iruka yelled at his students, and the jounin ran to protect the village.
Elsewhere
"I want all available nin protecting the village. Have the genin round up the villagers and get them to safety. We must be prepared for this attack." The Hokage ordered the ANBU in his office.
Nodding, all the ANBU bowed and left.
'What is this?' the Third thought to himself as he looked out the window.
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"What the...?"
"Looks like Siren's going through his insanity phase and said something extremely stupid to Naruto... again."
"Yeah that sounds like him, you remember what happened the last time he did that, Imaru?"
"If I remember correctly that was the last time anyone saw Atlantis."
"Well let's hope everything is still where it's supposed to be when they calm down."
"Yeah."
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I finly got it up. for the record I've had it done for a while know I just needed to type it up. thanks to my cousin for correcting my errors. I hope you like.