A Not So Simple Plan
Chapter 12: Plans and Applications
It had been yet another boring day at school. But it was a little less boring for one simple reason. Today was the day. Today was the day that Arisa and Hana would be questioning Aaron. At Shigure's house… with Kyo and Yuki there as well.
It had been decided that they would all meet at the 'usual' spot. From there they would all walk to Shigure's house. Each person had some to talk to on the way home. Hana and Yuki could, from what Arisa heard he was attempting to get her to pass History on her own. Tohru would be warning Aaron about all of the questions that he would be asked, and Arisa and Kyo be busy plotting against Hao.
What a wonderful group of teenagers…
Everything was pretty much the same. Maybe the only difference was Yuki and Kyo. Kyo seemed to be too ashamed to look at him and Yuki was completely avoiding him…so it was a little bit on the weird side.
Arisa and Kyo were plotting, Kyo busy attempting to ignore Yuki all the while.
"Stop giving Yuki those, 'I didn't do it' glances!" Arisa whispered harshly, "We need to figure out how to do this."
"Figure out how to do what? We don't even have a clue how to go about this!" Kyo said harshly in his trying to whisper but not being able to pull it off voice.
"Well that's what we need to talk about! We need a plan!" Arisa hissed in her, 'I'm ready to abandon whispering and yell at you' voice.
"Well how should I know what to do?" Kyo asked her finally deciding that they could speak in their normal voices.
"Well you could flirt with him or something…" Arisa said a smirk on her face.
Kyo turned bright red and yelled, "I don't think so!" Loud enough for everyone to turn and stare at the two of them for several seconds.
"Kidding! God you are so gullible…" Arisa said laughter shaking her body.
"I hate you." Kyo said with a glare in her direction.
"I can deal with that." She said giving him a 'I'm superior to you in everyway smirk'. "But seriously what can we do to him?"
"How should I know?" Kyo asked her with a sigh of defeat.
"Maybe we should start with you being nicer to him or something…" Arisa said as Shigure's house came into view.
Kyo bit his tongue as they got to the front door. They both agreed to keep everyone else out of this. So he couldn't yell at her here, but he would do it later… and that though alone kept him happy.
The minute they got into the house Aaron became a tad bit nervous… not that he was afraid for his life or anything! He was just scared… that… he might not… come… home tonight! Okay so maybe he was a LITTLE scared.
"Aaron since for some reason Hana doesn't completely hate you we'll skip over the safe sex talk," Arisa told him ignoring the others horrified looks, "and skip right into the application."
"Application?" Yuki asked. "Why would he need to fill one of those out?"
"We can't just let anyone date her." Hana told him very simply.
"Of course we won't share any information you give us…" Arisa told him with a smile that meant… 'of course we will hahahaha'.
Arisa pulled the form out from her backpack and handed it to Aaron. "From this moment forward Tohru is my daughter." She told him forcing everyone but Hana and Tohru to give her funny looks.
Hana didn't because she's the one who found the form, and Arisa was always the 'father' because she was scarier. Tohru didn't because she had heard this multiple times.
Aaron disappeared into the kitchen with Tohru. Him filling out a form, her beginning to make dinner. They already seemed perfect for each other, as weird as that sounds.
That made the room fall into an uneasy silence. Yuki and Kyo still trying not to look at each other, Arisa attempting to plot, and Hana wandering why American's would want all that tea in the water it would be such a waste!
Arisa smiled to herself half thinking about Aaron's reaction to some of the questions and half smiling about shredding Hao to pieces. Kyo noticed the… creepy smile on Arisa's face as did Yuki. Suddenly Yuki realized that he should probably leave the room if he wanted to stay sane.
"Hana why don't we go to the back yard and study history? Where are you in the chapter?" Yuki asked as her herded her outside with his voice.
As they left Arisa could hear Hana's voice saying, "Then the American's who were mad at the Chinese dumped the tea into a river and it polluted America."
Arisa laughed a little. It seemed like Hana knew only about half of the facts… then again it was Hana. Most of the teachers would probably be in shock that she even answered the question, since she usually left everything but her name blank, and would give her full credit for it.
"So…" Kyo said attempting to break the uncomfortable silence.
"So I vote we talk about what you are going to do about Hao." Arisa told him a smug smile on her face.
"I vote that we don't." Kyo said instantly turning his back on her, crossing her arms.
"Why not?" Arisa asked him. "Is Orangey scared?" She asked in an extremely mocking voice.
Kyo stayed silent willing the voice in his head to stop telling him to talk about her and why there should be an 'us'. Shutting eyes he began playing music in his mind, hoping that would be enough to make it stop. Unfortunately this looked like he had just landed on Cloud 9 to Arisa who thought he was completely insane at this point.
"Hellooooooo anyone home?" Arisa asked waving a hand in front of his face.
Kyo popped back into reality at this moment. "What!" He yelled realizing that Arisa and most definitely destroyed his 'stay away from her and nothing will happen' plan. As he fell backwards taking the chair with him he could barely hear Arisa's laugh above his own scream.
"No but seriously if we don't have a plan then we're in major trouble." Arisa told him in her I-am-god tone.
Kyo hated this voice. As if he could refuse her—the voice! He knew he'd get beaten if he even attempted. "So what do you have in mind."
"I think that we should totally freak him out. Something that the entire school would be shocked about but at the same time expect…" Arisa said as she began thinking.
"Ha." Kyo said sarcastically. "The only thing that would do that was if me and you started dating."
As Arisa's eyes got wide and a huge smile covered her face, Kyo knew he had just said the wrong thing. He was hoping he had just an imagined that look but when he heard what she said next he knew that he was in trouble.
"That's perfect!" Arisa yelled jumping up with a 'we-are-victories' smile.
"Why is that perfect?" Kyo asked her a look of pure confusion on his face.
"You can say you're my ex and that you broke up with me and then I used Hao to make you jealous and come back to me! Then my 'plan' ended up working and we're back together now! It's absolutely genius!" She explained her 'perfect' plan to him ignoring his look of horror.
"What!?!" He yelled yet again. "No one would believe that!"
"Yes they will! Remember the school trip? Everyone thinks we like each other!" Arisa said laughing evilly.
So evilly in fact that Hana and Yuki came almost running down the stairs thinking to find Kyo dead. At that moment Aaron and Tohru came into the room. Aaron had finally finished his application. And that took priority over Arisa's plan and whatever had happened to Kyo.
Arisa picked up the form and began reading aloud…
NOTE: This application will be incomplete and rejected unless accompanied
by a complete financial statement, job history, driving record, lineage, and
current certified medical report (including drug tests) from your doctor.
1. NAME Aaron DATE OF BIRTH 12-20-87
2. HEIGHT 6'4 WEIGHT not sure… I.Q ….dunno…. G.P.A. 3.89
3. SOCIAL SECURITY # are you trying to steal my identity? Because it's not that fun being me...
DRIVERS LICENSE # don't have one, I just ride my bike!
4. BOY SCOUT RANK I lead my younger brothers group
5. HOME ADDRESS I don't feel comferable giving you this…
Do you have one MALE and one FEMALE parent? Yes…
If No, EXPLAIN
7. Number of years your parents have been married 20
8. Do you own a van? Nope A truck with oversized tires? Nope A waterbed? no
Do you have an earring, nose ring, belly button ring, or a tattoo? No
(If "yes" to any of #8, discontinue application and leave premises)
9. In 50 words or less, what does "LATE" mean to you?
Late means not getting there in time and being even a second past time to be there.
10. In 50 words or less, what does "DON'T TOUCH MY DAUGHTER" mean to you?
Run away because her father hates you
11. In 50 words or less, what does "ABSTINENCE" mean to you?
It means that you won't… have… the 's' word until married
12. Church you attend the one near my house
How often do you attend? Every Sunday
13. When would be the best time to interview your father, mother and priest/rabbi/minister? Probably… Monday night… I think… hope…
14. Answer by filling in the blank: please answer freely. ALL answers are confidential (That
means I won't tell anyone -ever- I promise.)
a) If I were shot, the last place on my body I would want wounded is
My knee
b) If I were beaten, the last bone I would want broken is my
My ear bone
c) A woman's place is in the
… park?
d) The one thing I hope this application does not ask me about is
My younger and older brothers
e) When I first meet a girl, the first thing I notice about her is
eyes
( NOTE: If your answer begins with "T" or "A", discontinue. Leave premises keeping your
head low. Running in a serpentine fashion is advised.)
15. What do you want to be IF you grow up?
Tohru's husband and a doctor!
I SWEAR THAT ALL INFORMATION SUPPLIED ABOVE IS TRUE AND CORRECT
TO THE BEST OF MY KNOWLEDGE UNDER PENALTY OF DEATH, DISMEMBERMENT,
NATIVE AMERICAN ANT TORTURE, ELECTROCUTION, CHINESE WATER TORTURE,
AND RED HOT POKERS.
Aaron
Signature (That means sign your name)
Thank you for your interest. Please allow four to six years for
processing. You will be notified in writing if you are approved. Please do
not try to call or write. If you do attempt any communication before your
application is approved, automatic disqualification will result.
If your application is rejected, you will be notified by
two gentlemen wearing white ties and carrying violin cases (You might
want to watch your back).
Do you still want to date my daughter?:
X Yes, please accept my application
I um, no, I uh, think I have the wrong house...
Arisa smiled. "Very good. I think he should pass!"
Hana nodded "Though is handwriting is rather… bad… I'll except him."
Meanwhile everyone else stared at the paper in shock. They couldn't actually believe they had made him fill that out….
Shigure and Aaya
Shigure and Aaya had been listening and Aaya got a huge smile on his face.
"What is it?" Shigure asked noticing the look.
"Well… if Kyo and Yuki are going to be together then my little brother would be the women…" The two exchanged glances and at the same time said…
"ARISA! WE NEED ONE OF THOSE FORMS!"
Luckily for Yuki and Kyo no one had heard them… except for Hatori that is. And he had gone to hit them over the head with a shovel.
End of Chapter
Preview for Chapter 13: Schools in session! Now with Kyo and Arisa dating will Kyo be able to hide his feeling much longer? What will Hao's reaction be? And will Aaya ever get an application for Yuki and force Kyo to fill it out?
Hey guys! I know it's been a while but I've been super busy! Sooooo there's some things I have to tell you before I can start typing the other chapter I need to type tonight…
I will never give up on this story though my up-dates are very slow.
I won't be able to up-date for a while. Another one of my stories is about to come to a close and I need to concentrate on it for a while.
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I did not create the 'Want to date my daughter' application. I found it at http://forums. feel free to check it out and print yourself a copy.
I'm sorry if the application offended anyone in anyway. I didn't mean it too, there were parts I didn't like in it, but I didn't want to cut anything out. Feel free to private message me if you want to complain about it but please don't leave a review full of complaining… unless it's about my spelling and grammer anyway…
Last but not least the application turned out WAY different then it did on my computer so yeah... if you want the original way I wrote it you can say so in a review and I'll e-mail it to you. It's not a huge difference but it's there... yepenss...
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Special thanks to…
porcelain.lolita.doll
She inspired me to hurry and finish this so you didn't have to suffer anymore! If you were suffering anyway…
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Reioko