Split Personality

By: Kayla

Chaper:3

Disclaimer: Only stealing for a little while, to bend the Naruto characters at my will. They shall be back before you know it.

A/N: I'm glad you all like my story. I feel that I have gotten better in my writing, so I express it through this story! Thank you for all the wonderful comments. They really do keep me writing. Also, no one was hurt in the making of this story, well except for Gaara's pride. Also, I changed the class room, they aren't in art anymore, they are in health I changed my idea around a bit. Sorry for this.

My sister and I came up with some funny stuff after watching "The Princess Bride" the other night.

This is something I could picture Gaara saying to Lee, before they fought in the Chunin Exams:

"Hello, my name is Sabaku No Gaara, you stole my eyebrows. Prepare to die!" (Oh, heck yes!)

Anyway, on with the story.

'Oh God, it's that guy again!' Sakura thought. She tried not to act so interested, but it was hard not to be. Ok, maybe it was just hard for her. Who could blame her? She watched Gaara move past other students to take a seat. No, it was more like he walked in a strait line, everyone else just moved out of his way. He took a seat behind her, looking like a predator on the hunt. Was he really out to get someone? Her maybe?

"Great, why do we always get stuck with the creepy panda looking guy?" Sakura asked herself quietly, hoping no one head her. Mainly Gaara.

In one swift movement, she whipped her head around to glare at him. "Are you stalking me?" She grit out angrily, hiding her wonderment. Why had he sat behind her? There where plenty of other seats in the room. No one really liked Health class because of its teacher.

Gaara looked at her for what seemed to be forever, studying her. Until finally responding, "Would you like me to?" He raised an invisible eyebrow, to add effect. If only for his own benefit.

"No!" Sakura screamed, forgetting her surroundings. Many people looked up in question. She hadn't even noticed, because at the moment her inner-self was screaming at the top of her lungs, 'YES, YES, YES! You can stalk me, I don't care. That would be sooo hot.'

"Are you sure?" He asked making her even more annoyed with him.

"Yes!" She was now glaring daggers at him.

"Are you really sure?" He asked again, just adding the fuel to the fire burning in her green eyes.

"Yes!" How many times did she have to say it until he got it in his think skull?

"Are you really, really sure that you don't want me to be around you?"

"No! I mean...Yes!...Ahhh, just shut up!"

"So, you want me around?" He gave her a small wink.

Sakura shrieked, "No, I don't!"

Gaara frowned at this, he sounded like a spoiled child. "But, you just said you did!"

"Grr! Your twisting my words around!"

"Oh, I like it when you growl!" Sakura then smacked Gaara up-side the head.

"Ahhh!" She screamed. "Your so annoying!"


Gaara loved this, he was having more fun then when he used Kankuro as a pinnate on his 14th birthday. He watched her, watched her expressions. Her eyes lit up when she was angry. She was having a mental battle again. He could tell because every time she did, her eyebrow would twitch uncontrollably.

He was looking at her again. And it wasn't just a look like a normal person would give. It was as if he were trying to dig into her soul, and find some gold! She didn't know why, but the look reminded her of Sasuke. She always did have a thing for the creepy silent type. At the thought a chill racked her body.

"Stop looking at me! Your more annoying than Mr.Gai!"

"Sakura, since your filled with youthfulness today, you will be paired with your partner in crime, Gaara!"

Sakura turned her head to look at the man with green colored spandex, Mr.Gai. He was standing at the front of the class. "Wah?" Was the only thing she could seem to get out of her mouth.

"If you had been paying attention," Gai started, many students giggled at this, "you would have known that we will be partnering up for a special assignment, which is half your grade!"

"And what is this project?" Gaara asked very interested.

"Developing good parenting skills, using this." Gai than brings out a small egg reveling it to the class.

"An egg?" Both Gaara and Sakura said in unison.

"But, Gai-Sensei, I don't have a partner." Lee wailed in his seat next to Gai's desk.

"Do not worry Lee, you shall be my partner!!" Gai declared

"Gai-Sensei!!"

"Lee!!"

"Gai-Sensei!!"

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"Where the hell did the sunny background come from?"

Sakura banged her head against her locker, 'Why me? Why Gaara?'

Gaara was leaning against one of the near by lockers, the cream colored egg landed in his right hand as he threw it up in the air. "It's not that bad." He informed her.

"Yes, it is! And stop doing that, you might drop the egg!"

"How?" He asked, throwing the egg in the air again, ignoring her request. As the egg came down he teasingly acted like he was not going to catch it. Freaking Sakura out further. But, finally catching it at the last second.

"I couldn't even take care of my giga-pet! It died! Literally, I sat on it, and it broke!" A pout slowly formed on Sakura's face.

A/N: I know this chapter is really short, sorry. This chapter sucks. -frowns- First Fanfiction. net messes up, then I get grounded...Long Story! Please forgive me! I'm starting to get a little writers block, anyone know a good way to fix that? Please review.

Edited 7/17/08

Minor spelling mistakes, and the little scene between Gai and Lee.