Split Personality

By:Kayla

Chapter:4

Disclaimer: Don't own a thing. Ain't that sad?

A/N:I 'm tired, so some of this stuff you are about to read might be a litte to random for children under the age of 13. If pregnant, please consoled with a doctor before reading the below. (Ha ha ignore me just read.)

Sakura had finally realized, after being followed around all day, by Gaara no less, that he didn't care which class he ended up in by the end of the day. He didn't pay any attention anyway, just found it amusing to follow her around all day. He even sat by her at lunch, just watching her scarf down her food like it was going to disappear. She hated it! She wanted to punch him in the face, but that wouldn't do her any good, he might like it to much.

Gym was a living hell. Not only did they play the same game over and over again, but Sakura was stuck on Ino's team. A Preppy little loud mouth of a girl. What was this game you may ask? Dodge Ball. The game that the devil himself invented. But lucky for her, this in fact was her last period of the day. Sakura would have done a little dance in her excitement, but that would just make her target for the enemy.

Sakura was what some may call the "emo kid" when it came to sports. She stayed in the back, where the dodge balls were less likely to get her. And if one so happened to make it past all the other players on her team, she would simply move out of its way. No harm done.

She was watching the clock, hoping it would instantly hit the 2:30 mark so she could leave. Why couldn't it? Her alarm clock did it every morning, without even the slightest warning. She glanced across the gym floor, there was Gaara, standing alone in the back. He must have had the same idea as she, because he moved out of the way of a ball going full speed sward his head.

Getting lost in her thoughts once more, she hadn't realized that her team mates had all been knocked out. Leaving her to fend for herself. Looking across the playing field she saw Gaara leaning on the wall. He was looking just a little to calm for someone playing a game such as this. He was alone also. They stared at each other for god knows how long. Until finally, Sakura threw a ball at him as hard as she could. It would have hit him too, but it seemed that he had given it a dirty look, and it fled in fear of him.

What was she going to do now? She was totally screwed. 'Just dodge the Ball!' Her inner-self said slowly, as if talking to a young child. 'Don't talk to me! You just bring me trouble!'

Again Sakura had an inner-rambling. This time, instead of Sakura throwing the ball, it was Gaara. She didn't dodge it, didn't even see it coming. The force of the ball hitting her, made her fall back and land on her butt with a loud thud. The whole room went silent. Scared to death of what Sakura could do while angry. Many had witnessed what she had done to Uchiha Sasuke that sorry excuse of a human a while back.

"That is for shoving me out of my chair!"

Slowly Sakura rose to her feet, head lowered. Standing there for a moment, she finally lifted her head, to reveal a nasty evil smile on her face. She glared death rays at Gaara. "The Game is officially on now!" It seemed like time had stood still when she unleashed her battle cry. It would have put Xena the Warrior Princess to shame.

She charged at him, preparing to leap into the air, but stopped when seeing an egg being taken out of Gaara's pocket. "I wouldn't do that if I were you!" He warned, flashing the egg at her. She stood in front of him. They were eye to shoulder, because Sakura was shorter then him.

She gave him an evil smile, and snatched the egg from him. She silently walked over to her gym bag, and placed it safely inside. She lunged at him again. Nothing was stopping her this time. So, she tackled him to the ground.

Gaara was shocked, this girl had more strength than he gave her credit for. She was sitting on his chest, slapping him in the face, and calling him a, 'Panda-Stalker'. They were in a very awkward position at the moment.

Gaara grabbed her wrists and flipped her under him. "Sorry babe, I love being on top!"

Sakura then realized that she was under a guy, a hot guy no less. Blushing she attempted to slap him in the face. They both wanted on top, so they rolled around on the floor like a bunch of kindergartners. When doing this something seemed to click in Sakura's brain.

'Why hadn't I realized this before! This happened one other time with us...back in kindergarten when Gaara stole my...'

"You...you...you evil...thing you!! Ahhh YOU STOLE MY CRAYONS!!" Sakura shouted from underneath Gaara.

"Took you long enough to remember who I was..."

Unknown to them Jiraiya was filming the whole thing. He snickered from behind the bleachers, "This is going to be the best new series of, 'Make Out Paradise- When Chicks Attack'. I'm going to be rich!"

Kakashi appeared behind him, "You got to get me a copy of that!" Then he disappears like the stealthy ninja that he that he was.

It took Gai, Iruka, Orochimaru, and Kabuto just to pry Sakura off of Gaara.

Iruka looked at the messy-haired Sakura, "If you are going to molest someone, please don't do it in school!"

"Yeah, Sakura listen to the nice teacher. I know I'm hot and all, but please restrain yourself. You can always molest me at my house." He added with a wink.

Orochimaru hissed at them, "For fighting, you both have a 3 hour detention tomorrow night!"

"But..." Sakura whined miserably, "I have a baby at home!"

A/N: Sorry this chapter took so long. My computer broke. Please review! Flames are good also. And again, I am very sorry. And if it makes you all feel any better, I am already working on the next chapter!

Edited 7/17/08

Minor spelling mistakes, and some other stuff.