Gay Pride (Or something like that)

Karaoke night

Disclaimer: My birthday's coming up, Nov. 11, care to buy me FMA?

Note: I got my first flame!!!!!

"this stry Is so gross yaoi is disscustinng it is innatural I hate when people right such bad stuupid storys. I hope that you learn in the world you are a bad person and you should never have children. delet thi story now becase it is so bad and everyone hates it!"

Um... Okay? Can I comment?

1. Could you perhaps work on your spelling? I don't mind constructive criticism, but next time, a little bit more effort on your grammar please.

2. If it's so gross, why do you tune into read it?

3. Innatural, is that a word? Can someone hand me a dictionary? -Chucks dictionary at un knowing Flamer-

4.Actually, it's not unnatural, in fact, boys kissing boys is Organicism!

5. Your right, I'm one bad seed. I'm sorry I wrote a fanfic, so now I'm going to commit suicide, and delete my account. Not.

6. Why should I delete it? Look, Mr. Peabody (If I can call you that xD), do a lot of people really hate my stories? Then why do they always comment?

Okay, that's all for my little flame rant!

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It was Tuesday, and on Tuesdays, Edward always has a tendency to sing, so Roy had a great idea.

"Edward," Roy said, walking towards the fullmetal. "I think we should do something fun tonight."

"What do you have in mind, Roy?" Edward said teasingly, his head filled with ideas of a romantic night.

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"This is not what I meant!!!" The blonde exclaimed, as their car pulled up to a Karaoke Bar.

Roy dragged Edward out of the car and walking into the bar. The place was packed, people everyone where, most of them drunk off their ass's. Barley any tables were empty, and Ed wasn't sure how they were going to get a decent seat.

The Flame walked up to the person asking for reservations.

"Name?" The woman questioned.

"Mustang, Roy."

"Right this way please" She said, grabbing some menus and started walking towards the stage.

She pointed to an empty table, and said "A waitress will be with you in a moment." And handed them each a menu and walked off.

The Fullmetal watched as his lover sat down, and then quickly copied.

"How did you get a reservation here?!" Ed asked. "I have my ways, Edward" Roy announced.

Suddenly another woman came around to their table.

She was tall, blonde, with long hair. Her well defined lips covered with hot read lipstick, with a matching shirt, seemed to shimmer as she walked; Glitter. She was wearing a short black mini skirt with a red rim.

"Hello, I'm Auntie Tata, and I'll be your waiter today -HeHe-" Tata pulled out a lined notepad.

"-HeHe- So what will it be, Cutie?" She said, directing to Roy.

"Any white wine, and um, and a bread basket to start with." Roy replied.

Where did he think this was? A fancy restaurant?! Ed thought, looking pale as ever.

"And for you, little guy? -Hehe-"

LITTLE GUY?????? WHO YOU CALLIN' SO SHORT THAT THEY COULDN'T EVEN BE HEARD WITH A MICROPHONE IN A KARAOKE BAR?!?!?!?!

The Fullmetal Alchemist thought, but didn't say anything, just watched as his lover and some random "Auntie Tata" flirted away.

He managed to blurt out "Uh, I'm not ready yet." And the Tata nodded, and walked away.

"What was that about?!" Ed demanded to know. "God, Ed, I was just making conversation!" Flame replied.

"Why, are you jealous???" He stated, teasingly.

"No, I was just... Just... Just.."

"Hmmm? You were just?" Roy asked, but then another waitress came to the table pouring them both a glass of fine white wine (What a sight! And at a Karaoke bar, too xD).

Ed took a huge gulp of the wine. A sip turned into a few more, and well, he was drunk before anyone could of guessed. Who knew, the Fullmetal Alchemist was almost out before even a full glass o.O

The room spun around Ed, and then all the sudden, he walked over and climbed onto the stage. He kicked the girls singing out of the way, and held the microphone to his mouth. The song playing was "Every Time We Touch" and he knew all the words.

"Everrryyy timee we touchhh, I get thiiiis feeeeeeelinnnng!" His sad attempt to sing the song was pitiful, and Roy buried his head in his bread bowl, shielding him from anything worse that could happen.

Even the bread couldn't help him now. The Fullmetal had fallen off the stage, and was now passed out.

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The Blonde opened his eyes. "Roy?" His head was pounding. He was back at the home that he shared with the one he loved.

Roy raised an eyebrow. "Remind me to KICK YOUR ASS!" Ed exclaimed.

Roy just smiled, and stepped out of the room.

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Yahhhh!!!!! How did you like it?

I want to dedicate this story to two amazing people.

Jake- Thanks for constantly nagging me to finish the chapter. (Sorry it took so long!) So, ha, I listened to you and now the Chappie's done. MWAHAHAHA!

Eve- We took a myspace test, and Eve's porn-star name was Auntie Tata! I used the name and imagined what Eve would look like as a Hooker xD That's basically Auntie Tata for you!

Can you review me, and I'll give you a virtual hug! (Of course) But also, could you maybe post an idea for a story plot! You will get full credit!

xoxo Peachar

PS: Im going to be on Hiatus! (For those who don't know what that means, it means I'll be on a short break. Don't worry, I didn't know what it meant untill yesterday xD)

I'll be gone starting Monday for about a week :( Im sorry! School trip :P

But I'll be thinking of you! Send me a "See you soon/ Goodbye" Review or something. I'd really appreciate it! And I'll reply back!!!!

S.W.A.K