Chapter One

In a cave, somewhere uninhabited on Earth, three creatures sat. One was a once self-glorified Irken Invader. Another was a female would-be invader sitting close to him. And last, there was a silver and teal robot making pancakes over a fire.

"Tak!" screamed Zim "My robot has given me information about this so called 'Harvest Doom'. It isn't GOOD! They plan to restore Irk to its former glory!" He spat the word out like it was poison. Normally, Zim would love this, but when he told The Tallest about Dib rising up and asked for help to conquer Earth, they had said no. And Zim realized it. Something had finally gotten through to him. The Tallest did not like him. He wanted revenge. He hated Irk for its very being. When he found out that Dib had destroyed most of Irk, he secretly applauded him.

"PAMCAKES IS DONE!!!" GIR shouted. "Here you go Tak! Shaped like an elephant!"

"But I don't l-"

"ELEPHANT!!!"

"Okay, okay!" Tak started to eat the pancake. "Zim, sweetie, (Zim and Tak have fallen in love in their time together) you are right! Harvest Doom must be stopped. But there is only on person who can help us."

"Hmm? Who's that?"

"He is-."

"Who is it?"

"He is-"

"Who is it?"

"DIB!" Tak screamed, some of her old temper coming back.

"WHAT?!? Are you insane! I would never ally myself with that stink pig!"

"You must, Zim! Irk cannot get back its full power!"

"Hmm…though I don't like it, you may be right. But the Dib-human is old and weak now. He won't be able to help us."

"Not exactly… I've been reading up on human newspapers. He's all over them. Here." Tak showed Zim an article. Zim started to read.

When he was finished, he put it down. "Hmmm…the Dib-worm seems to have invented an eternal youth machine. He's only used it on himself and his sister so far…" Zim pondered very hard for a long while. "VERY WELL! We shall find him and ask him for his filthy help!"

"Thank you honey! I knew you'd see it my way!" Tak gave Zim a light kiss on the cheek.

"Yes…" Zim wasn't really paying attention. "GIR! Tak! Gather your things! We shall hunt down the Earth boy! Oh, and Tak, if you call me honey in front of the Dib, I will have GIR blow you up."

"Very well."

"I gotta pack my eggs! AAA!!!! WHERE MY EGGS?!?!?!" screamed GIR.