In this parody, Zidane falls victim to a disturbing new tactic being used by FF villains:
Zidane: (speaking using Kuja's voice) So I just used the "Steal" command and there it was. 1,000,000 gil line and it was all mine. A little redecorating for the palace here. A few more spooky lamps, a better security system and 100,000 gil to aid in my plan. My master plan! (laughs evilly)
Message appears on-screen: Zidane Tribal --- Identity Theft Victim
Identity Theft - FF Villains' New Tactic
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