Bad dog!

Jay: Hi! Jay Bush and Duke here for Bush's Baked Beans. Roll that beautiful bean footage! (voiceover, as "beautiful bean footage" rolls) They're slow-roasted to lock in that great taste. (end voiceover) I've only shared my secret family recipe with Duke, and he's not telling, right Duke? Duke?

Duke: (on giant television screen in Timber from FFVIII) Bush's Secret Family Recipe for sale! Only 500 gil! Contact Duke!

Jay: (exasperated) Duke! (voiceover) Try Bush's Baked Beans!