How many Huntzbergers are bearable?
A/N: Next chapter, this time with my new beta Kristen, a.k.a. BabBeTTeAteOATmeaL. I hope, you´ll like this chapter. It´s quite long and has almost nothing common with the show, it mostly shows other members of family.
Disclaimer: I do not own Gilmore Girls or Supernatural or anything else. As usual.
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Chapter 4
The sun was shining right into her room and was making her mad. She tried to hide under the pillow, but it didn´t help. Then she turned on the other side and hit somebody in her bed.
"What the hell are you doing here!" yelled she at her brother.
"Ah, not so loud!" whined Eli.
„Get off!" Eli just turned his head and ignored his sister.
„I said..."
„I heard," mumbled he and fell asleep again.
Emmy sighed. „Okay, what are you doing here?"
Eli opened his eyes. „You know how I told you about going sleep?" Emmy nodded. „Well, I forgot that I drank that coffee and well, I couldn´t fell asleep. So I turned on the TV. And Supernatural was on. You know, this episode in mental institution..."
„You watched Supernatural at one am?" asked Emmy in disbelief.
„Yes."
„And then you came into my bed?"
„Yes, I was afraid of the furious ghosts," explained Eli and then Emmy threw the pillow on his head.
„Hey, stop!" yelled Eli and defended himself with another one.
„You..." hit wth the pillow, „... are...," hit, „... an...," hit, „...idiot!" hit.
„What´s happennig here?" asked male voice from the door.
„Dad, she´s hitting me!" complained Eli.
„He slept in my bed! Again!" yelled Emmy.
„I told you I..."
„I know what you told me! Get off of my bed!"
„Eli, please, can you wake up and go to your room?" pleaded their father.
„Eh, maybe."
„Eli..." Emmy warned him
„Okay," he sighed and left her room. Her father laughed quietly.
„It´s not funny, father!"
"Actually it is see, if I would have known he was in your bed I would have taken a photo."
"Ugh. See you at breakfast," murmured she and left her father in her room.
She went downstairs to the dining room, where she found her brother and her mother talking on the phone.
„Ricardo, honey, I´m so sorry for you!" said her mom sympathetically.
„What happened?" asked Emmy Eli and took a glass of juice.
„Seems like Erik broke up with Ricardo," smirked Eli.
„Oh, God," sighed Emmy.
„If his new collection is all in black, you´ll know why," smirked he again.
„Stop smirking!" barked she at him, but he just sent her another smirk.
„Ricardo, you are very attractive man! I´m sure you will find a new... boyfriend!" Eli chuckled at this assurement.
„What can I do for you to feel better?" asked their mom.
Ricardo was telling her something and siblings were eating fruit.
„Well, I´m not sure if Eli wants to model for you."
Eli started coughing and Emmy laughed at him.
„Yes, I will visit you! And I can take Emmy. Yes I know she would be a great Ice Queen, but don´t you think that a blonde would be better for that part?"
At this sentence both Eli and Emmy grinned. Ricardo has tried to make Emmy one of his models for years.
„Okay, Ricardo, bye," ended their mom conversation with her friend.
„What´s so funny, you two?" asked she with narrowed eyes.
„Nothing, mom," answered both and took some bread. Then the phone rang again.
„Hello," said their mom cheerfully.
„Logan, dear, how are you?"
„I´m very good, thank you."
„Emmy and Eli aren´t here."
They looked at her strangely. What does she want to do?
„Well, you can come at dinner and talk to them, sweetheart."
THAT she wanted. Both of them paled. They made Logan angry. And making mom´s sweetheart angry was bad.
„We are so in problems," sighed Eli.
„Aren´t we always?"
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Emmy went downstairs at dinner, when she met her mom.
„Emerald, I told you to put something nice on!"
„Mother, I think that this is nice!"
„But it´s so casual!"
„Mom, it´s just Logan!"
„Emerald!"
„Okay!" Emmy gave up and then went back to her room. halfway up she met Eli. „Go change!" advised she him.
He just shrugged his shoulders and return to his room. When they met again, Emmy has black cocktail dress on and Eli a black suit trousers and white shirt with few unbuttoned buttons and no tie.
„Ah, casual elegance! How original!" stated Emmy and went downstairs. When they arived in the hall, they saw their parents greeting Logan.
„You came!" called Emmy.
„Emmy! Behave!" hissed her mother.
„It´s just Logan!" stated Eli.
Logan sent them smirk. Emmy stuck out the tongue at him. He laughed.
„Aunt Eaven, it´s okay," smiled Logan at Eli´s and Emmy´s mom.
„No, it´s not. You´re her sweetheart!" said Eli.
„Her perfect boy!" added Emmy.
„Perfect son!" continued Eli.
„Perfect model for Ricardo!"
„That´s not true!" defended Eaven herself.
„You are both delusional!" snorted Logan.
„Maybe, but MOM, realize that Logan is Mitchum´s and Shira´s son!" objected Emmy.
„Special attention to Shira's son" added Eli.
„You´re fools," smirked Logan.
„Who isn´t in this family?" asked Emmy with same smirk.
„Logan, just pretend that they aren´t here," adviced his uncle.
„Thanks, uncle Matt."
„Yes, dad. Thanks," snorted Eli and they crossed their arms on their chests.
„It´s a fact, that I´m more loveable. I´m better than a double pack of problems!" smirked Logan again and put his arms around the siblings shoulders.
„But you´re a bigger pack of problems, dear cousin," snorted Emmy and smiled sweetly.
„Whatever," murmured Logan and moved away from uncle and aunt.
„Are you mad?" he whispered to Eli and Emmy. This question surprised them.
„No. You?" whispered Eli back.
„No. What´s for dinner?" asked Logan loudly.
„Salmon," answered Eaven. „I´m going to check Miranda."
When she left, Logan whispered to Matt: „Hey, uncle Matt, I have those cigars from dad for you."
„Thak you," whispered Matt back and tried to hide them somewhere.
„Can I get one?" asked Eli quietly. His dad was thinking for a while, then nodded. „Later, but don´t tell your mom!"
Everybody knows that Eaven hates smoking and every other possible addiction. Except coffee. She has one cup in the morning and two or three during the day but other than that she only eats healthy food and exercises a lot.
„I´m not stupid," murmured Eli.
„Really?" asked Emmy dryly. „Dad, take it to your study!"
„Good idea!" admitted Matt and left.
„What do you wanna talk about?" asked Emmy then.
„About my behaviour yesterday," answered Logan and went to the bar in the dining room. He poured himself a whiskey. „I would offer you some, but you are not 21."
Eli murmured something and poured him and Emmy wine.
„You spent too much time with Finn!" commented Logan, when Eli dran half a glass at once.
„Says who!" after he gave it back to Logan.
„Back to our topic, boys!"
„Well, I wanted to apologize..." started Logan, but siblings gasped.
„You broke the rule!" said Emmy in horror.
„Huntzbergers never apologize. Rule no. 4," declaimed Eli.
„I was wrong. You spent too much time with Mitchum!"
„You broke another one!" gasped Emmy.
„No. 3 Huntzbergers are never wrong," declaimed Eli again.
„Weirdos! Let me end this speech! I was tired, disgusted, sad and you really tried with that party. I´m sorry and I know I broke the rule again!" apologized Logan.
Eli and Emmy looked at each other, exchanged the glares and then turned to Logan.
„Well, besides you yelled at us...," started Eli.
„... and broke unholy rules...," continued Emmy.
„... you´re still our cousin...," they came closer.
„... and Huntzberger...," added Emmy.
„... and WE never broke the rules, nor second most important...,"
„... Huntzbergers keep still together," smiled Emmy.
„Kids! Dinner!" called Eaven from the door.
„I hope that that salmon will be salted," murmured Logan.
„You can only dream!" tapped him Eli on back.
„Too much salt is bad!" claimed Eaven and hurried them to the table.
„Mom!" rolled their eyes Emmy and Eli and sat down.
„The ex-model in you is still haunting you?" asked Logan with grin. He knew that ex-model will make his aunt furious. She was still beautiful and attractive and she was proud of it. Ex-model was offense to her.
Eaven sent him cold glare and Matt giggles.
„You´re exactly like your father!"
The shock on Logan´s face was priceless. „Excuse me?"
Eaven wanted to continue, but the maid came and served the dinner. Everybody smiled and thanked to maid and then she left.
„Yes! You and your father! Exactly the same!" Eaven spit out with venom. She disliked Mitchum since he made a scandal at her and Matt´s wedding.
„I remember that his drunken state..."
„It was at Yale!" Matt said as he defended Mitchum.
„Still. And then he married Shira and ..." started Eaven her favourite argue with her husband.
Emmy, Eli and Logan were giggling.
„My crazy family? What about your crazy friends? Ricardo, for example," shouted Matt.
„Who´s Ricardo?" asked Logan.
„Fashion guru. Mom was his muse for years. His lover broke up with him this morning," whispered Emmy.
„Lover?"
„Yeah. Erik. He´s hot," whiapered Emmy back and Logan made a disgusted face.
„So he´s gay."
„Yes, he´s..."
„Shush, you two. My favourite part is coming!" interrupted them Eli. They listened to the heat argue and Emmy grinned.
„Oh, I love this part too!"
„It was supposed to be the happiest day in my life! And your brother had this stupid, embarrassing and humiliating speech!"
„But you defended yourself! And your father made a scandal too!"
„Of course he made! He was worried about me! When Mitchum said I was inappropriate wife for Huntzberger..."
The younger of this group grinned. It was Mitchum´s biggest mistake to tell the daughter of seventh Duke of Darkenjade (AN: I made this name up.), that she is inappropriate. Eaven and her father have never forgiven him. Eli and Emmy also have something to do with this hate. They hate that Huntzbergers were giving them idols, that they were tying them up in a life, that they found boring. All of those socialite parties and pretending that they are who they aren´t, made them rebels.
„Hey, Em, ten pounds, that they will stop in 2 minutes," bet Eli.
„Okay," grinned she. „Logan, you´re a referee."
„I didn´t care and still don´t care what my father thinks of you, if you were a model and if you have an affair with every single man in Britain..."
„I didn´t have an affair with every single man in Britain, Matt!"
„That´s it! I absolutely don´t care. I said that to my father and I´m saying it to you too!" then Matt stood up and left.
„Matt, wait!" yelled Eaven and ran after him.
„Ten pounds, sister!" laughed Eli.
„Usually it takes five minutes from wedding accident to make out session!" complained Emmy and turned to Logan. „Thay´ve never, nver ever mentioned their reputations before wedding in the argue you provoked! That´s like opening the forbidden room. Right, Eli?"
„If you mean dad´s Yale playboy rep and mom´s Royal supermodel rep, then yes, I think that´s like apocalypse. I absolutely understand grandpa´s worries about their marriage and kids," laughed Eli and winked at Logan.
„But we are quite pretty and talented!"
„Sweets, we are the most horrible teens in the Great Britain!"
„Worse than Logan, Finn and Colin?" asked Emmy.
„Logan, how many schools were you expelled from?"
„Six."
„We beat you by other six. Andover, Groton, Deerfield, San Sebastian, Belford´s Academy (AN: I made up this school too.) and others. Our reputation is much more worse than our parent´s or Logan´s. Say Huntzberger twins and everybody remember windows painted black..."
„That was you! You were expelled and I just followed you to another boarding school!" protested Emmy.
„St. Mark´s," coughed Eli and Logan laughed.
It was the greatest story of all great stories he has ever heard. Always calm and intelligent Emerald L. Huntzberger, daddy´s sweet girl was kicked off of St. Mark´s faster than Logan M. Huntzberger, who held the record. Nobody knows why she did it, except her twin brother and mentioned Logan Huntzberger.
„I was angry!"
„I didn´t say you had no right to do it! I think it was perfect!" grinned Eli. „What do you think, Logan?"
„You proved you are a Huntzberger, sweetie! Now, change the topic!" laughed he.
„Ten pounds that parents won´t come in next 5 minutes!" bet Eli again.
„NO!" protested other two.
„Why not?"
„Because it´s gross to think about... about..." started Logan, but then Matt and Eaven came.
„Don´t you dare to continue!" warned him Emmy. „Ignore them and Eli!"
„I will. How´s your editor position in The Freelancer?" asked Logan then.
„I´m just co-editor," corrected him Emmy.
„What! Who´s that criminal, who doesn´t let you be editor?"gasped Logan in a horror.
Eli smirked. „That would be me."
Logan looked at his cousins. There were few things he can be sure about them.
Eli... was like Logan. He would do anything to annoy Huntzberger family and he never did something for paper willingly. He spent all of his free time at the tennis courts or in gym. And he was always easy-going and irresponsible. And the girls around him...
Emmy, on the other side, was editor in paper in every school she has been at. It was her hobby. If Elias and Mitchum told Logan, that he is talented, then Emmy was a genius. She was Mitchum´s favourite niece until the huge fight with him about her writing when she was 14. She didn´t spend so much time with sport as Eli, but not because she was bad at it, but because it wasn´t her passion and she was a bit lazy.
But they were similar in too many ways. And they both adored their older cousin Logan. For both of them he was something like a hero. Emmy liked him more than Eli because of one reason nobody, but them, knew. Not even Eli, which made him jealous sometimes.
Emmy was Logain's little princess and she loved her more than anybody else. Well, except Rory now, and maybe Honor. But Emmy was his confidante the person he could tell everything to and she never said it to anybody else. She always stood by him, whatever happened, even if she didn´t like what he did.
Eli was somebody, who can also be his brother. He was as cocky as Logan, as arrogant as Logan, as self-centered as Logan, as handsome as Logan, as intelligent as Logan, as lazy as Logan and as funny as Logan, but he always has Emmy to keep him to the ground. He would be absolutely like Logan, if Emmy wouldn´t be there. She can forced him to do things he has never think of, with sweet words or blackmailing. Sometimes, no... all the time Logan was jealous of him, because he has somebody who was there for him everytime and he had nobody for all those years.
„How did they make you do this?"
„You wouldn´t believe how convincing they can be," grinned Eli. „And it´s not so bad. Emmy does almost everything there."
Thinking of Emmy´s and Eli´s editor positions brought him back to HIS new job.
„Uncle Matt, what are people in paper like?"
Everybody was quiet now. They tried to avoid this topic all evening.
„It´s good, Logan, really. People are nice and I´m there," answered Matt.
„You and grandpa and Mitchum," murmured Eli.
Emmy sent him a warning glare. Logan doesn´t need to be more nervous then he was now. And with whole set of Huntzberger men, it was really hard not to go crazy.
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