One Piece Alphabet Soup

Disclaimer: Don't own One Piece, not the slightest bit

Genre: Romance/Humor

Words: 417

Note: This was so much fun to write, and I hope its fun to read!

H is for Hazy

Sanji walked down the deck of the Going Merry, happily humming to himself. As he walked by, he noticed Zoro sleeping in his usual spot, Usopp telling Chopper his tall tales, which were entertaining him greatly. Robin was sitting on a chair, reading one of her many books.

Sanji turned a corner and walked up to Nami's room. He glanced down at the delectably cooked cherry pie, which smelt wonderful. He had the slight urge to eat it himself, but no, because he made it for his dear Nami-san. The thought of her spending the whole day inside her room on such a sunny day was terrible to Sanji, so he decided to brighten up her day with a pie.

His hand reached for the door but it stopped short, for he heard Nami's voice inside of her room.

"Come on Luffy hold still, I just need to grab it!"

Sanji froze, not daring to look at the window. At first he thought he was just hearing things, but then he heard Luffy's wild laughter come from her room. He continued to stand there, and continued to listen.

"But Nami! You know I don't like it when people touch it, and you already touched it once!"

Sanji continued to resist the urge to peek. Surely what he thought was going on was not. And if it was, surely it had not happened more than once, right?

"Just for today! The other time was… a special occasion! Besides, I like how it feels and it's perfect for today!"

"But…" Luffy was about to protest, but Nami continued on.

"Zoro touched it once! You told me yourself!"

Sanji glanced at the sleeping swordsman. I always knew something was wrong with that guy!

Sanji's attention turned back to the conversation of the two as he heard Luffy sigh.

"Fine, but only for today. Got it?"

"Yes, thanks!"

Sanji shook his head and walked away before hearing anymore. Instead, he decided he would go to the kitchen and cook until his brain was fixed.

Nami and Luffy opened the door to her room and began to walk, soon bumping into Sanji.

"Oh, hey Sanji!" Nami said with a smile.

He managed a smile. "Hi, Nami-swan!"

"Hey, Sanji, that looks like a really good pie!" Luffy said as he stepped closer towards the pie.

Sanji pulled it away. "It's not for you!"

He looked at Nami, then Luffy, then back at her and he noticed something. Nami was wearing Luffy's straw hat.

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A/N- XD I think this might be my best one yet, as far as humor goes. Well, I hope that one gave you a laugh or two.