Chapter Three.
Yugi walked towards his friends in homeroom, doing his best to ignore the crude comments his new Yami was making about the length of a girl's skirt or the way pants clung across a guy's butt.
Just as he sat down, Bakura, Malik, Marik and Ryou entered the room and Elf's lewd comments went into overdrive at how tight the Three Psychos' pants were.
Ryou walked up, sat in his seat in front of Yugi, turned around and gave the Light a quick smile before turning back around when the teacher walked in.
Elf was silent a moment before commenting in a dreamy tone, / He looks like a screamer…/ Yugi's face burned and he bowed his head, hoping his hair covered the oven that was his face. Elf continued, apparently not having noticed his light's discomfort. Too bad three other people had noticed and were watching with vivid attention. / He'd be great with his mouth too, and he'd make all the right sounds at all the right times. Looks pretty flexible. He'd be a creative top and an even better bottom. Wouldn't mind being tied up and he'd like to watch. He'd be quiet then. He'd just lay there looking all hot and horny; not comments, no compliments, but Ra, he'd look just so incredibly fuckable…/
/You sound like a prostitute. / Yugi snapped at his dreaming Twilight. / Now can you shut up about Ryou so I can get some work done without getting a raging hard on/
Elf sniffed in a dejected fashion. / I know where I'm not wanted. / And, with one last sniff, he turned and went into his soulroom, slamming the door.
Yugi sighed and turned back to his work, knowing that tonight he'd have to give some serious make-up sex to his neo-Yami.
"Well?"
Malik and Marik turned to Bakura with identical glazed looks.
Malik spoke first. "Wow…"
"What?" Bakura hissed.
Marik giggled, bathing in what had to be afterglow. "Yeah, 'Wow'."
Bakura glared at the other two Psychos. "Just tell me already!"
Malik shook his head in an effort to clear it. Then he grinned at the peeved Yami. "Not only is there someone new in Yugi's head, but that someone just told Yugi, in great detail I might add, what your Ryou would be like in bed." Malik shuddered, and it wasn't from cold.
Bakura grew still. "What did you say?"
Yugi closed his locker and sighed.
Elf had been silent since that morning, but Yugi could feel him sulking in his soulroom. During lunch, Yugi had found an empty tree and bolted up it, hiding in the branches to eat his lunch free of bullies and worried 'friends'. Every time Yugi had tried to talk to Elf, all he'd received was an indignant 'humph'.
Yugi grabbed the books he needed for that night and slunk off down the hall, making himself as unnoticeable as possible.
"Yugi!"
A glance confirmed that it was Yami and Kaiba. Again.1
Yugi panicked, dreading having to walk home with the gruesome twosome. So he pretended he didn't hear his dark call him and skiddadled around the corner. Not that that would deter the ex-pharaoh.
/To your left! Go over to Bakura and give him your books/ Elf spoke up for the first time since his last 'humph'.
/But-/
/Do it! It's your only venue of escape/
Yugi hesitated for a moment, weighing the chances, before he streaked over to the semi-psycho.
"Bakura…?"
Said yami glanced at the fragile-seeming light. "What?"
"Hold these." Yugi shoved his books into the startled tombrobber's arms before pausing for orders.
/Get into his locker and close the door! Don't ask questions! The Pharaoh'll be comin' around the corner in t-minus ten seconds/
Yugi winced slightly before stuffing himself into the dark, smelly locker and closing the door with a 'clang!'
Through the slots in the door, Yugi saw Bakura looking puzzled and annoyed. Seconds later, just as Bakura opened his mouth to most likely demand that Yugi get out of said locker, Yami and Kaiba jogged around the corner, sparing only a habitual glare at their archenemy.
Bakura stared after the two for a moment before turning his speculating glare to the locker.
/Can I use your body for a sec? It'll be faster than giving you orders. /
/…I'll probably regret this, but okay. /
Elf paused a moment to get used to the body and give the gruesome twosome (He grinned at the nickname his adorable little sex kitten had given to the ex-Pharaoh and the CEO) time to get a sufficient distance away before he carelessly kicked the door open and poked his head out. He looks to the right. He looks to the left. He's in the clear!2
Elf gave a wolf smile full of teeth, stepped out of the locker like it was the most common thing in the world and looked at the tomb robber. He looked down at his Hikari's books, which were being held at crotch level. Elf looked up at Bakura with a cocked eyebrow and pursed his lips speculatively.
"You gonna give those back or are you using them to hide something?" Elf wiggled his eyebrows suggestively, leering.
Elf's teasing was rewarded with a faint blush from Bakura and the books shoved into his chest while Yugi was laughing himself silly with disbelief.
Elf grinned wider and bowed with a flourish. "Thank you very muchly." Pivoting in his heel, Elf skipped off down the hall like a Demented Scary-Fairy of DOOM! ™ high on Raid™ fumes right before it crashes.3
1 It wasn't as though Yugi needed to walk home with those two, who spent their time making eyes at each other and saying double-innuendo comments about things that they thought innocent little Yugi wouldn't comprehend. It was downright sickening how those two drooled over each other.
2 Elf, it so happens, is a fan of contact sports. I.e. Football, ice hockey, wrestling, etc.
3 That is to say, he bounced down the hall in an aimless fashion, singing suitable songs as like 'Grandpa Got Run Over By A Beer Truck' and 'Poisoning Pigeons In The Park' in a slightly hyper-uber-cheerful off-key voice.