Disclaimer: Ya know the drill. i only own Elfy-boy.
Sorry it's late. I've had lotsa assignments.
Chapter Four
Elf, still in control of Yugi's body, skipped cheerfully into the living part of the Kame Game shop, cheerfully whistling 'The Pirate Song'. When he reached the kitchen, where Yami and Kaiba were waiting for him, he frowned with bemused innocence at them, turned on the puppy eyes, and cocked his head to the side, hands demurely behind his back and right leg positioned behind the left. All in all, it was reminiscent of an innocent curiously wondering puppy that didn't really know why everyone was yelling and upset.(1)
"Where have you been?" Yami demanded as he stood and stalked towards 'his' light, his whole body language screamed anger, protectiveness and possessiveness.
Elf went on his guard.
Breaking my back just to know your name
Seventeen tracks and I've had it with this game
I'm breaking my back just to know your name
But heaven aint close in a place like this
Anything goes but don't blink you might miss
Elf continued to play Yugi on the off-chance Yami notice the shift in control. Said neo-yami beamed at the former dark, eyes sparkling with innocence, joy and amusement. What came out of those tempting rosy lips was definitely not what Yami, Seto and the listening-in Yugi were expecting.
"I stopped off for a quick make-out with my boyfriend."
'Cos heaven aint close in a place like this
I said heaven aint close in a place like this
Bring it back down bring it back down tonight
Never thought I'd let a rumor ruin my moonlight
Yami paled and physically recoiled in shock and denial, Seto choked, his eyes bugging, and dropped the glass of water he was holding onto the floor where it shattered. Yugi sent Elf an amusing image of himself in a revealing little red devil suit rubbing his hands together and cackling with glee while chanting 'Fun! Fun! Fun!'
But somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend
That I had in February of last year
Its not confidential
I've got potential
Elf let part of his own vindictive personality seep through as he gave the other dark a slightly vicious leer.
"What? Didn't you think my hormones were active yet? I'm eighteen and at my age, no one's that innocent. And it's not like you're quiet when you screw each other. Why do you think I play music all night when Kaiba's over?"
Yami was blushing by now and well and truly mortified. Seto was staring at the tip of his left shoe but you could just make out a blush.
Ready lets roll onto something new
Taking its toll that I'm leaving without you
'Cos heaven aint close in a place like this
I said heaven aint close in a place like this
Bring it back down bring it back down tonight
Never thought I'd let a rumour ruin my moonlight
Elf nodded to himself in satisfaction, turned and bounced towards the stairs. He got onto the first step before Yami grabbed 'his' wrist and yanked him off balance before dragging Elfy-boy over to the table. He was swung off-balance again and all but thrown into one of the kitchen chairs. It took more willpower than he cared to admit, but Elf really wanted to hiss at Yami, pounce on him sand start chewing his ear off like a rabid dropbear(2).
Well somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend
that I had in February of last year
Its not confidential
I've got potential
A rushin a rushin around
/Can I hurt him/
/Not too badly. He might get suspicious…but feel free to abuse the fuck out of his ego. He needs taking down a few notches./
Elf was distracted from the mental laying of rules by Yami pinning the body's wrist to the armrests and shoving his tongue down the possessed boy's throat.
Elfy chose that moment to go catatonic.
Pace yourself from me (from me)
I said maybe baby please (please)
But I just don't know now (maybe baby)
When all I wanna do is try
The Hikari and Yami were in complete agreement…
//THE FUCK//
Yami moved back with a self-satisfied smirk, a little saliva pulling away with him to cling a moment before snapping.
Elf just sat there, violet eyes wide, staring and glazed, skin pale, lips half-open and swollen, eyebrows hitched up under his bangs and looking like they were staying there for the honeymoon. Seto moved up behind Yami to wrap his arms around his lover's waist. Unlike his lover, however, he looked more wary and resigned to the fact that 'Yugi' was not reacting well to Yami's advances.
But somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend
that I had in February of last year
Its not confidential
I've got potential
A rushin a rushin around
Elf jerked forward slightly, his mouth snapped closed and he swallowed, expression not changing but his knuckles were white where they were clenched around the armrest. He raised his shell-shocked gaze to the two other youths, Yami's smirk widened but any hope that remained in Seto faded.
Elf gagged, his hand snapping to his mouth. He shot to his feet and bolted to the bathroom where loud retching could be heard, followed by gargling and the sounds of teeth being rapidly and harshly scrubbed.
Needless to say, Yami wasn't quite so smug anymore. More like horrendously insulted.
But somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend
that I had in February of last year
Its not confidential
I've got potential
A rushin a rushin around
A few minutes later, the Darkness staggered into the kitchen doorway and cast his slightly, (okay, really) wild gaze around the room before settling on the Pharaoh. The gaze then turned all narrowed and evil (insert fiery background and 'you're gonna get it' music)
The one word he said was a hiss way beyond pissed off. More like a 'you-are-pond-scum-and-you-shall-be-smited-for-pissing-me-off' snarl.
The word? "You…!"
Somebody told me you had a boyfriend who looked like a girlfriend
that I had in February of last year
Its not confidential
I've got potential
A rushin a rushin around.
Before the other could blink, the Darkness had crashed tackled Yami out of Seto's arms and was pounding his fists into anything from lower chest to forehead. Blood splattered up pale arms and a bit made it's way onto the pale face before Seto halled him up and tossed the smaller boy across the room where he twisted and landed like a cat, hissing and all.
The Darkness that was the merging of Elfinite and Yugi straightened and pointed a finger at Yami, who stared at him like he couldn't believe what had happened from his position half-supported by Seto's arms. Darkness spoke clearly and proscicly, his face regal and cold in his rage.
"I am not your doll."
He turned and stalked outside into the fading light and glowing orange sunset, not realizing what a drama queen he looked like as he strode down the street. Less than a block from the shop, the two personalities separated, exhausted from the effort of maintaining the Darkness Form. Elf swayed slightly before continuing.
/Sleep, little one. I will take us to a safe place./ Elf told his light, voice rough but gentle with exhaustion.
/Where are we going…/ Yugi asked, his own voice barely a murmur.
/To Bakura's./
/Ah…/
1 It should be noted that this usually occurred after several bings, bangs and booms occur, shortly followed by spontaneous combustion and/or explosions, courtesy of the puppy in question. Or it could have just let wind. Whatever.
2 It's an Australian joke. They're supposed to be bears that drop out of trees and latch onto your face.