Okay, just to clear something up, the end of the chapter before this was supposed to be like that. You're not supposed to know exactly who Ed has to pretend to be married to. It's all in the excitement and suspense! Hehe. Anyway, here's my next chapter!

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"WHAT?" Ed twitched and pointed his finger at Roy.

"I have to pretend to be married to HIM?" He twitched some more and steam came from his ears.

Havoc looked over at Roy and smirked.

"I'll leave you two to figure this out."

He started walking away with a jump in his step and sang:

"Edina Mustang, Edina Mustang, oh so short and oh so small. Edina Mustang, Edina Mustang, is the luckiest girl of them all."

Someone then tapped his shoulder. He turned around with that shit faced look of his and both Edward and the Colonel punched him.

He laid on the floor and watched "birdies" fly around his head.

"Birdies." He said comically. "Birdies!" As he reached up to try to touch one of the invisible visions going around his head.

Ed then limped over the semi-conscious Havoc and back into his room, still yelling at Roy.

"There's no way in hell I'm going to pretend to be a girl… much less YOUR WIFE!"

Ed then heard a quiet metallic giggling. He limped over to Alphonse and smiled a sadistic smile.

"Something funny… Al?"

"Umm… no Nii-san.. There's nothing …funny… at all." He said nervously.

"GOOD!"

He then limped over to the Colonel and put a finger to his head.

"There's no way in HELL!"

Roy closed his eyes and said with a tinge of anger.

"You know, this wasn't exactly my cup of tea either."

Riza then appeared on the scene.

"Colonel"

Roy turned around.

"Yes Lieutenant?"

Riza was holding up a rather revealing article of clothing.

She closed her eyes and twitched.

"I am not wearing this."

The rest of the men in the room whistled and howled at Riza.

She then pulled out her gun and shot a couple rounds leaving imprints of their bodies on the walls. Everything was quiet.

Roy then yelled, "Get back to work!" And the hustle and bustle of the office returned. Ed pulled on Roy's uniform and pointed at

Riza's "outfit".

"I don't have to wear something like that, DO I?"

Roy then visualized Edward in it. A see-through white shirt tied up above his belly. Then, a very high black miniskirt that shows off

a red thong underneath.

Roy then got a nosebleed.

He smiled and began sparkling as all the other men in the facility were visualizing Riza in the outfit.

He rubbed his chin.

"I don't know, we may have to discuss that."

Ed grabbed his collar and pulled him down to his level.

"There will be no discussions about it Colonel! I won't wear something like that!"

"And I won't either." Riza said while handing it to Roy.

Roy comically cried. "There goes my dream."

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"Stupid Colonel!" Edward mumbled under his breath. "I can't believe this!" He threw a suitcase onto his bed and began packing up

his things.

"But Nii-san… it is an order."

"Yea… but…"

He plopped down onto the bed and stared at the ceiling.

"Who knows what he might do?"

Alphonse got up and started punching at the air.

"I wish I could go! Then I could kick his butt every time he tried something!"

Edward knew that if Al could express himself, he would be trying to look as scary as he could.

"Al?"

Al stopped punching the air and stood over Edward.

"Yes, Nii-san?"

Ed cleared his throat.

"Will … you be okay?"

Alphonse couldn't smile, but if he could, he would have, very big.

"Yes Nii-san… I'll be fine."

"Good."

Ed then got up and continued to pack his things. He couldn't get everything to fit in the suitcase so he was constantly pulling things

out and putting them back in. He paused for a second and looked around him. They were in that same white room. The floor was

white, the ceiling was white, the door was white and the sheets were white. Even the lamp over to the side of him was white. Also the

night stand the lamp was on was white.

"So… sterile." He thought.

"So… boring."

He continued to pack his things. He pulled out his State Alchemist watch and stared at it. "I guess I have to leave this here." He

placed it on the bed and continued to put his things away. He didn't have much. A couple books he liked, a few tools for auto mail

tune ups, some boxers, his red overcoat, socks, a white shirt, a black shirt, and extra gloves. But, his suitcase was so small, most of

it wouldn't fit. Finally, when he got it all in, he sat on the suitcase to keep it from popping open.

Suddenly, there was a knock at the door.

"Yes, it's open, what do you want?" Ed said in an annoyed tone.

It was Riza.

"Oh, Ri- I mean, Lieutenant Hawkeye."

He walked over to her and stood straight.

Riza looked down. "I brought you some… appropriate clothes."

"Huh?"

"Remember? You have to dress up as a girl. I have a few clothes that aren't that girly and aren't any where's near as inappropriate

as what the Colonel suggests you wear."

Ed took the clothes from Riza and looked them over. She was right. The girliest thing there was a purple V-neck shirt.

"Thanks!" Ed yelled.

"I thought you might like them. They should all be in your size."

Al thought for a minute.

"You used to be short?" He asked.

"WHAT?" Ed yelled from across the room.

"Nothing Nii-san!"

Ed then turned back to Riza. She was smiling. She was really pretty when she smiled.

Ed smiled back and said, "You should do that more often!"

"Huh? What?"

"Smile!"

He then blushed when he realized what he had just said. Riza laughed a bit and started out the door. "Thanks." She said, and

walked on.

Ed then closed the door and threw the clothes on the bed.

He then grabbed the suitcase and popped it open, everything went flying. A pair of boxer shorts fell onto his head and he looked at

Al through one of the openings for the legs.

Then, with an annoyed tone in his voice he yelled, "Time to repack!"

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Sorry for such short chapters lately, I have an exit exam to study for. :) Hope you all understand! And btw, thanks for all the nice comments! I LOVE YOU ALL:)