Okay, I got even more bored and decided to spoil you guys. Hehe. Don't you just love me?

Disclaimer: I don't own Full Metal Alchemist or Roy, or Ed or anything that has to do with it. I'm just borrowing them and making them shag each other! MUWAHAHAHAH! Lol

Alright, on with the story:

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Roy slowed his pace a bit and set Edward down.

"What's going on Colonel?" Ed whispered.

Roy ignored him and started tiptoeing to the exit. Ed wasn't moving so he grabbed him by

the fabric on his shoulder and pulled him in front.

He put one of his hands on Ed's shoulder and the other one in front of him, in the gesture

of a snap. If anyone showed up, he would protect

Edward. No matter what. He started pushing Ed forward and they slowly walked to the

door. Ed's heart was pounding and the only thing in his

mind was the feral instinct of self survival. Suddenly, there a noise to the side of them and

Roy pulled Ed down under a desk. He stood up and continued to point his ready fingers in

the general direction of the sound. His heart pumpedand small beads of sweat went down

his face. He breathed quietly, slowly, but big breaths. He was scared and Ed knew it. Ed

was scared too, but he's never admit that. Then, a door opened and Roy snapped his fingers

just as a figure jumped out of the way, completely scorching the door and all its

surroundings. The figure popped his head up from behind a desk and growled,

"Jesus Colonel, I don't want to be Barbequed today!"

It was Havoc. Roy let out a sigh of relief and put his hand down.

"Wait, I thought I ordered you to leave."

Havoc smiled.

"Like I'd leave you here."

Roy nodded his head.

Havoc stood up and straightened himself out,

"Where's the kid?"

Roy knelt down and poked his head under the desk. Ed wasn't there.

"What?"

"He's not there?" Havoc questioned.

"Shit!" Roy yelled.

"Over here." A quiet voice called from behind Havoc.

"Whoa." Havoc jumped a little.

Roy walked over to him.

"What were you doing over there?"

Ed smiled.

"Whoever it was, I was gonna sneak up on 'im!"

Roy nodded his head and put his hand on his chin.

"Not bad."

"Umm…" Havoc began. "I hate to break this lovely thing up, but, we gotta get outta here."

Roy nodded his head and rushed over to Edward. Ed put his hands up and said,

"You're not picking me up this time, I can frickin walk all by myself!"

Roy smiled.

"I know you can, but I run faster than you."

Roy then picked Edward up and Ed pouted.

"You're a big fat, ugly, stupid, idiotic, useless, Colonel." He whispered.

Roy smiled. "So I've been told."

They went out the back and there stood Hughes and Riza, waiting for them.

"You got everything?" Havoc asked Riza.

Riza nodded her head and motioned for them to sneak out quietly. She held her gun in her

hands and her happy trigger finger rested to the

side of the gun.

Roy busted open the back door and they rushed out to the black car. The entire sky was red

and the wind was blowing very hard. Havoc ran to the car ahead of Roy and the others. He

started it up and Hughes helped them out as Riza covered them. Trees fell down and leaves

and debris flew all over the place. It was like a tornado only with a dark red sky. Suddenly,

the ground started to shake and Roy threw Ed into the

back seat. Hughes sat in the passenger seat, beside Havoc, with Riza following behind. She

sat beside Ed and Roy sat on the other side. The car shook and Havoc started driving, but

slowly. They bumped along as all kinds of debris hit the little car and made loud smashing

sounds. Roy made Edward put his head in his lap, to keep him from being seen.

"As if they could see me through all this anyway."

Roy stared at Ed.

"Do you think they would do this id they didn't have a way of seeing through it?"

Ed thought about that for a moment and pouted. He could see out Riza's window on the

other side of the car. He watched the dust fly around and the sky started to darken.

"Hawkeye."

"Yes sir?"

"Did you order Fuery, Breda and Farman out?"

"Yes I did, sir."

"Good."

"Wait a minute!" Ed got up.

"What about Winry?"

Riza sighed.

"I ordered one of them to meet her at the train station."

Ed stared at Riza.

"That's… surprising."

"Not really." Hughes stated.

"If they're after you, they'll go after anyone to get to you. She could be in danger so they'll

protect her."

"WHAT?" Ed yelled.

"They know about her?"

"Hughes didn't say that." Roy pointed out.

Havoc put a cigarette in his mouth and said,

"But even if they do, she'll be safe in East city."

Ed pouted as they slowly bumped over the exit.

As soon as they were clear of the red wind, Havoc sped off.

"Oh." Hughes said.

"I got something for ya."

He tossed a black jacket to Ed. He looked Hughes who winked and put up his thumb in a

positive gesture.

"It's a girl's jacket, but it kinda looks like a guy's jacket. You can try it on when we get there."

"Thanks a lot."

"Don't thank me, thank Gracia, she picked it out for you."

Ed smiled.

"When we get back I will."

Roy looked behind them to see a giant wall of red dust, but no headquarters.

Ed sat on his knees and looked also. "What happened to it?"

"Its there." Roy said as he settled back into his seat.

"You just can't see it."

Ed stared at the enormous whirl wind with both fear and curiosity. Then, for just a

moment, he saw a black figure appear and disappear at the gate entrance. Ed blinked his

eyes and rubbed them. He then looked again.

"What was?"

Roy stare at Ed. "What?"

He turned himself slightly to look out the back as well.

He didn't see anything. He raised an eyebrow and stared at Ed. Ed had the look of a curious

and confused child. He seemed to be almost in a trance.

Roy poked Ed and he snapped out of it.

"Huh? Wha?"

"What did you see?" Roy asked.

"Oh."

Ed sat back down and looked down at his feet.

"Nothing."

Riza gave Roy an uncertain look as if they were communicating to each other through

facial expressions. Ed continued to stare at his shoes and

looked quite sad.

"Hey."

Roy said.

He shook Edward a bit and exclaimed,

"Cheer up! We're going on a vacation!"

"Yea…" Ed responded gloomily.

"sounds great."

Havoc stared at Ed through the rear view mirror and asked,

"Want to stop somewhere for

ice cream?"

Hughes stared at Havoc. "What?" Havoc asked, confused.

"Maybe when we get up there." Roy suggested.

"How about it… Ed?"

Ed seemed to be lost in deep thought. He was still staring at his shoes and his facial

expressions kept changing from fear, to anger, to sadness and to determination. He bit his

lip.

"Hey, Full Metal."

Ed then snapped out of it and said, "Yea, ice cream sounds great."

Riza pulled out some gum and gave it to Ed.

"This should hold you until you get there, right?"

Ed nodded his head.

"Hey, what about me?" Roy whined.

"Losers don't get any."

Roy pouted.

Ed pointed at him and laughed.

He then made a big bubble and crossed his eyes while making it. It popped in his face

causing gum to stick everywhere.

Then Roy pointed at Ed and laughed.

Ed pouted.

"Jerk."

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Anyway, thats it for now, hope you liked it. God, I'm tired.