Okay.. this is the next chapter. I'm really tired, so not much to say. Hope you enjoy it.

Disclaimer: FMA is not mine and all that good stuff. So yea. Don't sue me.

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"Are we there yet?"

Roy whined.

"No."

Havoc said back.

"Are we there yet?" Hughes whined.

"NO."

Havoc yelled back.

"Are we there yet?" Ed whined

"NO! SHUT UP!" Havoc yelled back.

Riza sighed and looked out the window at the vast expanse of green.

"Men."

Roy laughed.

"Women."

Havoc then smiled and said,

"I spy with my little eye, a gas station!"

"We shouldn't stop." Roy cautioned.

"But we're almost out." He said, tapping the gas meter.

"Well, then we need to change out of uniform."

Riza's eyes got big. "The car is mine."

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All the guys sighed and went outside to change.

"Why don't you go in the car and change with the other woman?" Roy taunted.

"Ha, ha, ha asshole. I'm not changing at all."

Havoc smiled at Roy and Roy smiled at Havoc. Hughes opened up the trunk and pulled out a yellow sundress.

"You either change willfully, or WE change you into THAT." Roy said and smiled, pointing at the dress.

Ed twitched.

"Fine!"

He went to the trunk and pulled out his suitcase. He grabbed the fake bra, a blue V-neck and blue jeans.

He changed on the other side of the car, away from the three stinky men.

Roy changed into blue dress pants and a black t-shirt.

It outlined his perfect chest quite nicely.

Hughes put on a dark blue Hawaiian shirt, white shorts, and flip flops.

Havoc put on a white t-shirt and black jeans.

They all stood there, awaiting either Ed, or Riza to show up so they could hoot like barbarians. The first to show was Riza.

She opened the back door and stepped out. She was wearing

a light purple long sleeved turtleneck, a white skirt and a purple and white scarf.

She stared at the men who seemed to be ready for the beach.

"You do know, we're going where it snows right?"

They stared at her then looked at each other, then stared at her again. She put her hands up. "I'll go see how Ed is doing."

Ed was having a hard time putting the fake bra on. He couldn't clip it in the back and he blushed with embarrassment.

He had already gotten the pants on. That was easy. But this stupid bra strap was killing him.

He reached behind his back and every time he thought he had it, it would disconnect again.

Riza covered her mouth to try and hide her smile. Ed stared at her.

"Go ahead and laugh, this is stupid."

She walked over and knelt down behind him. She pulled the straps together and hooked them.

"Hey Ed."

"Hmm?" He said as he put the blue V-neck on.

"Back there."

She paused.

"What did you see?"

"I don't know." He admitted.

He stood up straight and his fake boobs went lopsided under the shirt again.

Riza fixed them for him once more and smiled.

"I see." She said and pulled Ed's hair down.

"Well." She paused and put a hair pin in her mouth.

She tucked Ed's hair behind his ear and stuck the hair pin there to keep it in place.

"If you ever see it again, if you remember something more, or if you figure out what it was, let me know."

"Sure."

Ed said, a bit confused. He looked at himself and blushed.

"This is so humiliating."

"Oh!" Riza said.

She opened the door to the back seat and grabbed the black jacket Gracia had bought for Ed. She threw it to him.

"They won't be that noticeable under that."

He smiled.

"Thanks."

She bowed her head then yelled, "Are you men done yet?"

"Yes!" One of them yelled back.

Ed smirked. "I'm gonna wear my boots."

Riza smiled. "That's the spirit…"

She then walked over to the other side to see if the men had dressed more appropriately. And sure enough, they were.

Roy was wearing a long sleeved white shirt, black pants, a gray hat, and his long gray overcoat.

Hughes was wearing a long sleeved purple sweater and blue jeans. Havoc was wearing his old high school letterman's jacket and tight black

pants.

She stared at them as they posed sexily.

"You're all idiots."

Just then, Edward came around the side of the car, blushing. Roy took off his hat and blushed. Havoc took a step closer and Hughes freaked.

"Oh my gosh! You look so adorable!"

In a split second he was standing over Edward, playing with his hair.

"My sweet little Edina!" He sang.

Riza, Havoc and Roy closed their eyes as they counted down quietly in unison.

"5…4…3…2..."

"WHO ARE YOU CALLING AN EXTRA CHIBI-FIED TEENY TINY RAINDROP THAT YOU CAN'T SEE, AND EVEN WHEN IT HITS YOU, YOU CAN'T FEEL IT AND IT DOESN'T EVEN GET YOU WET BECAUSE IT'S SO SMALL AND INSIGNIFICANT?"

Ed tore off the jacket and started chasing Hughes around the giant field. All the while, his fake boobs were bouncing. Roy was transfixed.

Havoc waved his hand around Roy's face and tapped him.

"Roy!"

He yelled. No response. Havoc shrugged. He looked over at Riza who loaded her gun. She shot a bullet right by his foot and he jumped.

She blew the smoke coming from the gun and said,

"Yup, still got it."

"You tryin to kill me?" He yelled.

"Nope." Havoc said.

"Just trying to get you to stop drooling over Ed."

Roy blushed. "I was not drooling."

"Oh yeah?"

"Yea."

"Then what's that?"

Havoc asked and pointed at a wet spot on the ground, directly below Roy.

"I don't know." Roy said and turned away.

"Uhuh…" Havoc said, unconvinced.

Havoc then clapped his hands twice and yelled, "Everyone in the car!"

They all piled into the car and Roy kept sneaking glances at Ed.

Ed saw Roy's reflection in the window. He turned around and snapped at him.

"What are you looking at?"

"Umm…"

Roy began. He than pointed at Ed's fake boobs and said,

"Are those things… real?"

"NOT THEY ARE NOT YOU MORON!"

Ed growled.

"Then…"

He smiled.

"Can I touch them?"

"NO YOU CANNOT YOU FRICKING PERVERT!"

He yelled and punched Roy in the head.

"It was worth the risk…" Roy said, smiling comically.

"Oh!" Havoc said.

"I just remembered something."

He tossed a small black box over to Riza and she opened it.

Ed stared and Roy looked over Ed's shoulder. Right when they realized what it was they started screaming.

"There's no way in hell I am wearing a wedding ring!"

"For once, Full Metal's right. Count me out!"

"Hey, what do you mean, for once?"

"I meant what I said, for once."

"You jerk!"

They started wrestling each other in the back of the car.

"Hey!" Riza yelled.

"Stop acting like children!"

They got off each other, folded their arms and pouted.

"That's a little hard for one of us, since he is a child." Roy snapped.

"What?" Ed yelled.

Riza put her hand over his mouth and said with a smirk.

"Yes Roy, I'm very proud of you for recognizing that about yourself."

"Wha?

Roy pointed to himself and said,

"Me? That's not very nice."

Riza yawned and looked out the window.

"If you don't be nice to Ed, I won't be nice to you."

Roy pouted, he looked back at Ed and Ed stuck his tongue out at him.

Roy growled some more.

Riza glared at him and he shut up.

"Dammit." He thought.

"Now… you two… you have to wear these."

She said pulling the box back out.

She handed a ring to each of them.

"Ahh… the thing I dread most. The commitment band!" Roy whined as he put it on.

Ed had put it on the wrong finger.

"No you dummy!" Roy said, rudely.

He took the ring off Ed's left ring finger and put it on the right one.

"Your right is right." He sang.

Hughes smiled and said,

"I now pronounce you man and wife."

"Havoc, pull over the car!"

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lol. Rereading that made me laugh. My friend asked me why I put so much humor into such a "dark" fic. Well, I'll answer your question.

Q: Why do you put so much humor into such a dark fic?

A: I think it lightens the mood and it doesn't leave that icky angsty aftertaste. It makes you laugh, then cry, and all those great emotions in the middle. And I'm a very fun-loving person. And I love making people laugh. So yea. heh.

Hope I cleared that up. I'm gonna start answering questions down here, so if you have any, don't hesitate to ask.

Laters. :)