Alright, let's see what my evil mind comes up with this time. Heh. Anyway, hope you like it and don't forget to REVIEW!
Disclaimer: Just shoot me… just shoot me… because I do not own Ed and/or Roy or any of the Full Metal Alchemist characters or anything so blah. I'm just borrowing them so I can make them obey me and shag each other! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA:)
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Ed slowly opened his eyes and yawned. The sky was bright and the ground under him was
hard. He somehow ended up on his back. He tried
to get up but had something hard on his stomach. He felt around and found a nose, two
eyes and a mou-
"YOU JACKASS! YOU BIT ME!" Ed yelled.
He hit Roy over the head and pulled out from under him.
"What?" Roy asked, in a daze.
"You fricken bit me! Now I'm gonna need shots."
Ed cringed.
"I thought you were food..." Roy grumbled.
Ed grabbed Roy by the collar and growled,
"You KNOW how much I hate shots and I'm not edible!"
Roy yawned.
"Shut up and lay back down you're comfortable…"
"WHAT?"
Roy grabbed onto Ed's leg and nuzzled it.
"You're comfy…"
Ed growled.
"Get the hell off me…"
"You talk to much...
"GET THE HELL OFF ME OLD MAN!"
Roy's eyes filled with fire as he ominously yelled,
"YOU DIDN'T JUST CALL ME OLD DID YOU?"
"YES I DID CALL YOU OLD MAN!"
"YOU STUPID BEAN!"
"YOU STUPID OLDY!"
Roy continued to hang onto Ed's leg and nuzzled it.
"Jean… Riza… Hughes…" Ed whined and pointed to Roy.
"Help me please!"
They all sighed and Riza said,
"That's what you get for letting him sleep on you…"
Ed was outraged.
"I DIDN'T LET HIM SLEEP ON ME!"
Havoc laughed.
"Oh yes you did, we saw you smiling the whole time…"
Hughes stayed quiet as he giggled quietly.
"I DON'T THINK THERES ANYTHING FUNNY ABOUT THIS HUGHES!" Ed yelled.
Hughes smiled and closed his eyes.
"You just remind me so much of… Gracia and I when we were younger… such sweet
love… unrequited… yet so beautiful."
In two seconds Hughes was flying across the sky again.
Ed looked down at his now free leg, put his hands to his mouth and yelled,
"THANK YOU HUGHES!"
"YOURE WElcoooommmeee….." He yelled back as he disappeared.
Havoc stared at Riza.
"That's twenty bucks."
Riza sighed.
She pulled out her wallet and handed him the bill.
Havoc kissed it and said,
"More smokes!"
Riza rolled her eyes.
"Smokers…"
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"We're on the road again…" Roy sang. "I can't believe we're back on the road again…"
Havoc laughed.
"You got the lyrics wrong."
"I don't care, the point is, we're walking in a stupid desert and this is stupid!"
He threw his bag down and pointed to a rock, "That rock is stupid!"
He pointed to the forest. "That forest is stupid."
He pointed to the sky. "The sky is stupid!"
He pointed to the sand. "That sand is stupid!"
Then he pointed to Ed.
"That Ed is…"
"WHAT?" Ed growled.
"Nothing…"
Ed smirked.
He felt surprisingly better, which was how it usually worked out after he took a nap. He
still felt pretty strange though.
"You know, Colonel." Havoc began.
"That forest feels like it keeps getting farther and farther away…"
Roy's eyes went large.
"If that is a mirage, I swear I'm going to kill something…"
"Don't be glum, chum!" Hughes chimed in.
Roy sighed exhaustedly.
"Not right now, man, not right now."
"Oh come on! Look at my pretty little Alicia! She's so cute her cuteness will make all your
sorrows go away!"
Roy took a deep breath, put his finger up and opened his mouth as if to say something. But
stopped, and hung his head. He then stared at
Hughes with an annoyed face.
"I don't even have the energy to yell at you…"
Hughes smiled and put a finger up.
"As it should be!"
Roy rolled his eyes.
"If you could just be quiet, for a little bit… please… just for a few minutes so I can have
some peace and quiet!"
Hughes frowned.
"But then I'd be letting you stay sad, and a good friend would never do such a thing."
Roy collapsed onto the ground and comically cried.
"I'll never win…"
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"Maybe we should rest a while." Riza suggested.
"You don't look at that good."
She pointed at Roy.
"What? I don't look good?" He gasped.
He rummaged through one of his bags and pulled out a mirror.
He stared at himself.
His hair was completely messed up, he was sweating, his face looked flushed and his eyes
were drooping down, bringing attention to the bags
under his eyes. He cleared his throat and stared at Riza.
"I thought it was supposed to be cold where we're going."
Riza laughed.
"Yea, it is… which tells us what genius?" She said, sarcastically.
Roy put his head down and sighed.
"Meaning we're very far away from where we should be…"
"Very good!" She said clapped her hands.
"Bitch…"
"What was that?" She said and put a hand to her ear.
"Nothing…" He called back and smiled.
Havoc sat down next to Roy and whispered in his ear,
"She has certainly been on your back a lot lately, what the hell did you do?"
Roy thought about that a moment.
"You're right… hmm…"
He thought long and hard and his face showed it.
"Oh yea!"
He paused and gave Havoc an uncertain expression.
"Could it have something to do with the fact I slept with her sister?"
Havoc hit his forehead and laughed.
"You are hopeless, sir."
Roy laughed.
"That's what I've been told…"
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When they finally reached the road off to the side of the forest, they saw a beautiful sight.
Buildings. People. Cars. Horses. A fewhouses scattered here and there, the forest
obviously wasn't that large and only went aroundabout half of the little city. Riza looked
beyondthe city and saw another large forest.
She pointed to it. "That is our destination…"
Havoc whined. "Can't we just stay here?"
"We have our orders…"
Suddenly, Roy dropped his bags and drooled.
"CIVILIZATION!" He yelled and ran off.
"Riza?" Havoc said and watched as she loaded her gun.
"You might want to come back here Roy, I'm getting a little rusty and my trigger finger
can't hold back for long…"
Roy froze where he was, spun on his heel and waved.
"Alright!"
Riza smiled.
"I love this gun."
Ed laughed and Roy smiled.
He watched Edward from afar and his whole face brightened.
He closed his eyes, then stared at Ed again while whispering to the wind,
"That's it Ed, let your innocence show. Don't ever loose it…"
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For some reason, this chapter really melts my heart. God, I'm so corny. Lol
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Q: "Why do you update so much?" - Asked by a friend on DeviantArt.
A: I have no life. Lol. And I love to write. And to be completely honest, I don't even know what's going to happen until after I write it. I'm so impatient… I just have to find out! Lol Yes, I know I'm weird. hehe