Okay, I'm tired… but I'm going to write one more chapter before I head off to bed. So yea. You better love me. Lol
Disclaimer: I DO NOT OWN FULL METAL ALCHEMIST! There… You know what? I think I'm just gonna copy and paste my other disclaimer thingies. Then I won't have to write this stupid thing every time. Yup, that's what I'll do…
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When they reached the edge of the city, they were greeted by a rather large main with a
cane. He was limping along the road with two horses.
He held a pipe in his hand and stared at the tired bunch.
He took the pipe from his mouth and said,
"Lost yer way, have you?
Roy collapsed onto the grass beside the road and caressed it.
"Oh beautiful grass! I will never forsake you again!"
Riza rolled her eyes and brought her attention back to the man. He stared at her.
"My guess is you'se have been in that sand fer too long?"
Riza nodded her head.
"Our car broke down."
The man puffed on his pipe and looked over the bunch. They looked like normal travelers
to him.
"On yer way up thar?" He said and pointed to the forest high along the road.
Riza nodded her head.
"Perhaps I's can help you…"
"Nora!"
He yelled into the little house. "We'se got visitors!"
"Oh wonderful!" The woman yelled with glee.
She then stepped out into the yard.
Ed sighed and stood far from the rest of them.
He studied the buildings. They looked very old. They were made of stone and vines crawled
up the sides of most of them. In the distance he could a larger barn type building with
smoke coming out of its chimney. He looked across from that and saw a few strange
looking trees. He wanted to go investigate, but decided he'd rather not wander.
He brought his attention back to the house. It had a chimney as well, but no smoke came
from it. There was hay off to the side and a short wooden fence behind that.
Edwalked over to the gate and stared out into the vast field.
It was covered in some strange type of animal he had never seen before.
He squinted his eyes and finally identified the animals as some type of cow.
He then leaned down and touched the grass. It was very thick and green.
Ed fell back into it and stared at the sky. Suddenly, he felt something nuzzle his head.
He sat up. It was a young horse. Ed backed away. He had never seen one before.
The horse snorted and came closer him. He pulled back his hands and put them behind his
back.
The man laughed.
"That's Abna.. she wont hurt youse.."
Ed reluctantly put his hand out and let Abna smell it. She whinnied and nuzzled on his
forehead.
He scratched under her chin and it looked almost as if she were smiling.
"Well, I'll be…" The man said and stared at Ed and Abna.
"Huh?" Havoc asked.
He looked at Havoc.
"Abna don't usually like the women… Nora says its cause she's an "alpha." Whatever that
means."
"Oh, how rude of me… Names' Harold." He put out his hand for Riza to shake it.
"I'm Riza." She shook his hand.
"I'm Jean… That's Edina…" He said pointing to Ed.
And Riza pointed to Roy who was still caressing the grass and said reluctantly, "That's…
Roy…"
"Aren't we forgetting someone?" Havoc asked.
Riza laughed. "Poor Hughes… He'll catch up soon…I hope."
The man laughed.
"Straggler?"
Riza smiled nervously and said,
"You could say that."
Suddenly Nora burst out into laughter, shook Harold and yelled,
"Them twos' are married Harold!"
She pointed to Ed and Roy.
Riza laughed.
"Yes…they're… Newlyweds."
Harold scratched his head.
"Well, I'll be…"
He then yelled to Ed,
"Girl!"
Ed fought back the need to kill the man and turned in his general direction.
"Youse like Abna?"
Ed smiled and nodded his head a bunch of times.
The man smiled, took his pipe from his mouth and said,
"She's yours…"
Ed's eyes got large.
"But… I don't know how to take care of a horse!"
The man laughed.
"She's knows how to take care of herself… just listen to her…"
Ed raised an eyebrow and decided that he had been beaten.
"Oh, we must do more for them!" Nora yelled.
"Oh… Tonight… there will be a festival…" Nora began.
"Nora…" Harold groaned.
"No, no, no… they will love it…"
She pulled Roy up from the grass and dragged him over to Ed, who was still petting Abna.
She put they're hands together and they both fought the need to pull them back.
"See?" She said, pointing to the "happy" couple.
"Theys' must come tonight. Theys' will be the guests of honor!"
Harold shook his head and took his pipe from his mouth.
"I knows my wife has a strange and soft soul for newlyweds, but will youse do us the honor and attend?"
Roy looked at Ed and Ed looked at Roy.
Then, before either of them could say anything, Hughes jumped up from out of nowhere and shouted,
"OF COURSE THEY WILL!"
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They had been invited in and given a place to stay. Ed and Roy had to share a room. What a
surprise. The house was small and dark, but… cozy. There were various knickknacks
scattered in several out of place china cabinets. Beautiful rugs hung on the walls and over
the doorways. Beads and strange instruments from other lands graced the hall and baskets
overstuffed with old newspaper clippings sat on the floors. The floor itself looked to be
made of a tough kind of brown grass, but if you pulled on it, it didn't come up.
"Must be carpet…" Ed thought and twitched a bit.
"Hold still!"
Nora commanded.
She was an older woman clad in a frilly dress with some kind of mop on her head that could barely be called a hat. Ed sighed.
Nora was fitting him intosomething, and he wanted to run away. Good thing she had
turned when he first put the thing on, of she would have noticed his boobs were fake. She
had seen his auto-mail but hadn't said a word about it. He assumed it was a normal thing
here.
Unfortunately, that wasn't the case almost anywhere else.
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Roy sighed.
"What trouble had Hughes gotten them into this time?"
He rubbed his head and finger combed his hair back.
"I hope I don't regret this…"
Suddenly, he heard Nora squeal and he quickly rushed into the other room.
What he saw next, he couldn't have prepared for in a million years.
Edward was wearing a dress...
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