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Ed had decided to sleep in the extra bedroom. It had cream colored walls and looked very

much like the rest of the house. Only, it was a lot more modern. There were also several

paintings on the wall. One in particular jumped out at him.

It was a painting of an Alchemist. A woman with long dark hair. She wore a dark cloak

and her lips seemed to be made of ice. Her skin was pale as the moon and her eyes were

silver. He marveled at it. The woman in the picture was painting a transmutation circle on

an ice wall.

He sighed. "An ice Alchemist, obviously"

He then thought about what Nora had said to him. He did in fact, feel a little better… but

he was still a little bit confused.

"Maybe I'm nothing without Alchemy…" He thought.

"Or maybe not…"

He sighed and stared at his auto mail hand. It shimmered in the light of the moon.

"Find a purpose..."

He made a fist.

"I'm a strong person…" He said.

"Even if I am nothing without Alchemy, I'm still a person… and at least that's

something…"

He then put his hand down, smiled evilly and said,

"And this person is going to kick Roy's pyro ass tomorrow."

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Roy sighed. He knew that Ed wouldn't be joining him that night. I mean, why would he?

After that disgusting display. He felt so ashamed.

"But…" He thought.

"Ed was so beautiful…"

"Ahh…" Hughes commented.

"Thinking dirty thoughts about " Edina", are we?"

Roy growled and punched him into the wall.

"Go into your own room you creapy photo-freak!"

Hughes comically cried.

"No fair…"

"MOVE IT!" Roy yelled.

"Fine…"

He pouted and left Roy's room.

"Finally some peace and quiet." Roy sighed, put on apair of glasses and picked up his book

from the nightstand.

"Now back to my book…"

"I didn't know you read…" A voice said.

Roy smiled.

"There's a lot of things you don't know about me…"

The door then opened. It was Havoc.

Roy smiled. "What can I do for you, Jean?"

Havoc laughed,

"I need a light."

Roy rolled his eyes.

"What happened to your lighter?"

"Outta fluid.."

"S' your own fault, you use that thing too damn much…"

Havoc then got a devious look on his face.

"What?" Roy asked.

"I had hoped it wouldn't come to this…"

He then pulled out his camera and said with a smirk,

"I have a picture of you lying on Edward…"

Roy's eyes became large.

"I'm listening…"

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Morning then brushed against the feathery green of the horizon and all the roosters in the

city began to sing their song. Roy was groaning with a pillow over his head,

"MAKE IT STOP!"

Nora opened his door and knocked on the archway.

"Wake up!"

"MAKE THEM SHUT UP!" He whined.

She laughed.

"Theyres' going to keeps' going until everyone ins' the citys' awake."

Roy continued to moan and groan.

"S' not fair."

"Lifes' not fair, tos' any man."

Roy rolled over and sat up, with a "bed head". Nora giggled.

"Youse' may wants to compose yerself' before youse' do anything else."

He threw a pillow at her as she closed the door.

She opened it again.

"Get up!"

Roy continued to moan and groan.

Nora then, pulled up her sleeves and went to the side of the bed.

"I told youse'…"

Harold stood in the doorway and shook his head.

"Poor man."

Nora then cracked her knuckles, and grabbed the underneath of the mattress. She lifted it

above her head until Roy slid on the floor.

"Oww…"

He hit his head on the floor and yelled.

"Get up!"

"YOU CRAZY OLD LADY!" He yelled.

"YOUSE DENSE, STUPID, IDIOTIC, LAZY, POOR EXCUSE FORS' A MAN!"

Silence.

It was obvious... she had won.

He sat up and rubbed his eyes.

"Oi, you're rough." He whined.

She laughed.

"Only whens' I needs' to be…"

He didn't need this. He had already had enough verbal abuse from Havoc that night. He

held his forehead.

"Why does everyone pick on me?" He whined.

Riza leaned in the doorway and commented with a smirk,

"Because you're such an easy target…"

He threw a pillow at her.

She had ducked her head out of the way and teased, "Missed me…"

He then growled something incoherent about crazy old women, and crazy young women."

Havoc laughed and leaned in the doorway.

He gave Roy a devious smile and sang,

"Good morning to you, Good morning to you… the birdies are singing… good morning to

you…"

Roy stood up straight and said, "Yea, but you sure as hell aint' no birdy…" He growled.

"Watch out… he's throwing pillows…" Riza warned him.

"Tsk, tsk…" Havoc said.

"I thought we were passed the terrible threes…"

Roy threw another pillow and Havoc had ducked out of the way in time.

"Ha, ha." He said and made a funny face.

Roy then put his hand into a snap.

"Oh shit…" Havoc said.

Then he smiled, big.

He pointed to Roy's hand and smirked,

"You don't have the "boom-boom"gloves on."

Roy then pulled his other hand from behind his back, which had a glove on it.

"This one does…"

This time Havoc ran. Roy laughed.

"You are truly sadistic." Hughes said from outside.

Roy laughed and rubbed his fingers across his nightshirt,

"Yes, I am…"

"Not sadistic enough tos' scare me…"

Nora said and threw some clothes at Roy.

He looked at them. They were the clothes he had worn the day before. They smelled nice

and fresh.

"You cleaned the-"

"Yea I did, even those' you dunst' deserve it."

She walked out.

"Well, fine!" Roy yelled back.

Riza smiled,

"Have fun picking up your ego, Roy."

She then closed the door to escape from any further pillow throwing.

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Ed stirred. It was so loud. He yawned and stretched.

"Well, here goes another fine day with Riza and her band of lunatics…"

He got up and stretched some more.

He turned toward the window and someone was there.

"Hey!" Ed yelled, and they ran away.

Ed quickly put on a jacket and zoomed out of the room.

"What is it?" Riza asked.

"Some sicko was watching me sleep!"

Nora opened up her closet and pulled out a rather large wooden stick.

"Was it a man?"

She asked Edward, who was a bit nervous.

"I think so…"

She smiled sadistically.

"Then let's go get 'im…"

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