All it takes is one tiny little thing to make your life a living heck. Just one tiny little insignificant thing, and your life goes straight down the cra-- sorry, toilet.
For me, Danny Phantom alias Danny Phantom alias Amity Ange-- darn it! I keep getting ahead of myself here…
As I was saying, for me, that one little thing that destroyed my life as I knew it was a little thing indeed. A little boy, to be precise. Zachary Daniels, age six, kinda short, half-albino, unable to control that annoyingly over-reactive imagination. Don't get me wrong, I love and respect the kid, but man, can he think up the weirdest stuff.
So I'm sure you have a grasp on what's gonna happen in my story, and I don't have to tell you. You don't, huh? Shame… Because I'm not going to tell my story without a little help. You don't get to have the story straight from the horse's mouth; you'll have to make do with some crazy teenage fan girl writing it for me. Sorry.
Honestly, I really would like to tell the story, but thanks to a certain imaginative boy spoken of above, I have a lot more responsibilities than I normally do. I also really want to keep some of the more embarrassing things I did a secret from the world at large, but I really don't have time.
So. Not sure what I'm supposed to do now. I mean, I agreed I would write the prologue, but I seriously have no idea what to do. I mean, what do other writers do? Write a disclaimer for their characters? Heh. That's rich. As if I was a cartoon or something. Oh, the normal writer doesn't own me, my soul belongs to some guy in California. Man, that'd be hilarious!
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Okay, stop staring at me! It was a joke.
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You people are so mean. I'm leaving this story right away!
Yeah, and that means you won't hear from me for the rest of the story! You're stuck with this Sajoli chick. Ha! I WAS EVEN GOING TO HELP WRITE SOME CHAPTERS! BUT NO MORE! WAIT… sorry. Hit the caps key.
But I still hat you guys! See ya, suckers! Hope you have a nice time reading a story I don't support!
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How the hell to I get out of here?
Oh, wait, there's a little EJECT key here… Let's see what---
POWER OFF.