Okay, so yea. Got bored again. So here's another chapter for ya. :) Hope you like…
Disclaimer: I DO NOT FRICKING OWN FULL METAL ALCHEMIST! SO NEH!
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"Wake up sleeping beauty…"
Ed's eyes flicked open and a very familiar blur hovered in front of his face.
"Meow?" Ed whispered.
"What the hell?"
He heard Havoc yell.
Roy scratched his head.
"Did you just… meow?"
Ed sat up straight and rubbed his eyes.
He yawned and moved around a little. He knew he was in the car, because his feet kept
hitting the front seat. Only, they weren't moving.
He yawned again and laid back down where it was warm.
"Full Metal…" Roy whispered.
"Meow?"
Roy looked at Havoc, who also had a small body sleeping on him.
"Fuery…"
Somehow, in the night… Fuery had parked as close as he could to the cabin, and stretched
himself across the front seat, to lay on Havoc.
Havoc flicked Fuery's ear and whispered.
"Cain… wake up…"
"Need some help?"
A voice called from not too far away.
Roy had wondered where Riza and Hughes had gone.
They had gotten up in the night, and gone to sleep in the cabin.
"How embarrassing this is…"
Roy thought.
Havoc smiled.
Since he was the one with the camera, no one got any pictures of him.
Riza then leaned into the car with Havoc's camera and threw it to him.
"You might need this later."
She gave him a feral smile and he sighed.
"Oh well…"
The wind blew slightly, and all the birds sang. Roy could see the cabin from where he was,
but barely. It was covered by too much foliage.
He unbuckled his seat belt and went to unbuckle Ed's only to find he hadn't buckled it in
the first place.
Roy sighed.
"Kids…"
Riza opened the back door and helped Roy out, who was carrying a "dead Ed".
It was really hard to navigate through so much foliage, he gained a couple scratches trying
to keep the branches away from Ed, but he was so cute when he slept. Roy just didn't have
the heart to wake him.
The cabin looked to be made completely of wood. The roof was made of shingles and he
smiled.
"At least it's not a straw roof…"
The "dead Ed" in his arms moved around a bit and whispered,
"Meow…"
Roy was confused, and his face showed it.
"What the hell?"
He then felt something bump into him.
"Hurry up Mustang…"
Havoc growled, sleepily.
He had something "dead" in his arms too.
"Dead dog." Roy thought.
Hughes then opened the door of the cabin and sang,
"Welcome to your honeymoon suite, where you can sweep your brides right off their feet!"
Roy handed Ed to Riza, pulled up his sleeves and ran after Hughes.
"Edward!" Riza yelled.
Roy quickly ran back and angrily whispered,
"Don't wake him up!"
She rolled her eyes and sighed.
"Idiot…"
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When Fuery awoke, all he could see were blurs. He immediately knew his glasses were off.
He felt around for them. He was on a canvas style couch, and the room was very warm.
There were a couple soft velvet-like pillows around him. He reached over to the ends of
the couch for a stand of some kind. He felt something wooden.
It was soft wood and had quite a few scratches in it. He finally found his glasses.
He looked around as his eyes adjusted. He was in the cabin.
Over to his right there was another sofa, and a sleeping Ed.
He was kind of afraid of Edward, so he would never wake him up.
The room smelled of pine and cedar. He breathed in. He could smell a fire.
He looked behind the sofa and there was a fireplace across the next room.
He got up and stretched. This sure was a cozy room. He looked at the walls.
There were pictures of boats, animals and places.
A single set of deer antlers adorned the top of the fireplace.
Fuery was immediately angered. He stood up straight and walked into the other room.
He tried to reach the antlers. But he was too short. He looked to the side of him.
There was a dining table and some chairs.
"Aha!"
He whispered and smiled.
The table and chairs were all wooden as well. They were dark brown and soft.
There was a chandelier over the eight chair table.
It was filled with beautiful white candles.
He admired it, then brought his attention back to the chairs. They were large chairs.
"Probably made of some very heavy wood too." He sighed.
He then pulled up his sleeves and took a deep breath. He started dragging one of the large
chairs across the floor. It was heavy. Just as he thought.
He had to yank the chair very hard and make it jump in order for it to get anywhere.
"Need some help?" A voice asked.
Fuery immediately dropped the chair and stood at attention.
"At ease Cain, they're no ranks here." Riza said and smiled.
Fuery relaxed a bit and looked at the chair.
"Do you need some help?" She repeated.
"Umm… I was just.. uh…"
Riza smiled and pointed to the antlers.
"Going to take those down?"
He slightly blushed.
"Yea…"
She smiled.
"Then I'll help you."
She walked over to the fireplace and reached up. But she was too short as well.
She growled.
"Well, so much for that…"
She looked at Fuery, who was a bit saddened.
"Sorry…"
"Its alright."
"Hello ladies and gents!" A voice then yelled.
"No need to fear, your Colonel is here!"
Riza sighed.
"Idiot…"
He walked out of the hallway in nothing but a towel. He had just gotten out of the shower,
so he was wet as well.
Fuery turned around and Riza growled.
"Shouldn't you put something a bit more appropriate on?" She said and twitched with anger.
"Nonsense!"
He then walked mightily over to the fire place and reached for the antlers.
He grabbed them, but his towel came off in the process.
Fuery backed away and his eyes went large.
Riza started laughing.
"What?"
Roy asked.
Fuery fearfully pointed to the Colonel's exposed XXXX and trembled.
Roy looked down.
"oops…"
He then turned around looking for the towel.
Fuery fell onto the ground and backed himself as far into the wall as he could, still pointing
with a terrified look on his face.
"It's not THAT scary, is it?" Roy asked and posed.
Fuery then got up and ran down the hall screaming,
"The Colonels' naked!"
"Oh lord…" Havoc sighed and laughed.
He then walked to his door and opened it to let the frightened Fuery in.
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Just wait till Ed wakes up. Hehe. Anyway, REVIEW REVIEW. Lol. Love you all.
Note: In the next chapter, the "A-2" will be explained... and the "visitor" thing will be
explained. Sorry if I'm ruining the "surprise" for anyone, but I've had several people on
AIM ask about it. So yea. I thought I'd let you all know. Well, let me know if you like it,
and if you don't, I still wanna know. Thanks. :)