Okay, so here we go. I got SOME funny goin on, but not a whole ton. This is where it will get not as funny. I apologize in advance for that. Anyway, here ya go:

Disclaimer: I do not own Full Metal Alchemist or any of its characters or anything so LEMME ALONE!

Except, I've figured something out… NORA IS MINE. Lol. And youse' can't haves' her so nana! hehe

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When Edward awoke, he whispered to himself, "Did I just dream I was a cat?" He then

opened his eyes and there was a naked man standing in front of him.

"WHAT THE HELL?"

Ed then rolled over quick and yelled,

"PUT SOME FRICKIN CLOTHES ON YOU PERVERT!"

Roy pranced around and sang,

"Since I'm a foodist, I think I'll be a nudist…"

"That makes absolutely no sense, Sir." Riza said, while holding her face in her hand and

twitching.

"Is that even a word?"

"IF YOU GO NUDIST I'LL DISOWN YOU!" Ed yelled.

Roy sat down on the sofa and tapped Ed.

"What's that supposed to mean?"

Roy smiled slyly.

"Do I belong to you now?"

Ed blushed and covered his head with a pillow.

"SHUT UP AND GO PUT SOME CLOTHES ON!"

Roy sighed.

"I guess no one can stand to look at me since I'm so beautiful."

"It's not cause you're beautiful I can tell you that!" Havoc yelled from the hallway.

Roy pouted.

"Fine…"

He grabbed his towel, flung it over his shoulder and walked off.

After a few moments, Fuery poked his head out from the hallway and whispered, "Is he gone?"

Edward raised his hand and said,

"Yes, the scary man left."

Fuery sighed and wiped some sweat from his head.

"Check it out…" Riza said and pointed outside at the antlers in a tree.

"No! We should bury it!"

Fuery yelled and ran outside.

Havoc sighed.

"He likes animals too much…"

He then casually walked outside and closed the door behind him.

Riza closed the curtains and said,

"I definitely do not want to see what they do when they think no one is watching…"

Ed laughed then sat up straight and laughed. He then thought about something.

"Shouldn't we ask about the "visitors"?

Riza frowned. "He told me last night when we were in the car…"

"You weren't asleep?"

"No…"

Ed blushed.

"I… I…"

Riza smiled and made the "zipped lips" hand gesture.

It was pretty embarrassing to fall asleep on the Colonel. And Ed knew about it. Of course

he knew about it.

He did it on purpose.

Ed sighed and leaned back into the sofa.

"So tell me…"

"They were attacked, just like Central…"

Ed gasped.

"But Central has been re-populated and they're setting up a defense around it and the entire

city." She paused.

"They're not going to loose that Headquarters again and they are definitely not loosing that

city..."

She sighed and stood up.

"You know this is all because they're looking for you, right?"

A tear tickled at the edge of his eye and he shivered as he thought about what had happened

at Headquarters.

"Why are they doing this?" Ed asked.

Riza sighed.

"That's not important, what's important is that we won't back down."

Ed sighed and smiled sadly.

"They're doing this to find me…"

Riza turned around with large eyes.

Sadness gripped her heart but she fought it.

"That may be… but we still don't know much…"

Ed sighed.

"Was anyone hurt?"

Riza bowed her head.

"Everyone got out safe except for two officers. They both died."

Ed closed his eyes and winced as if the news hurt him physically.

"Anyone you know?"

She shook her head.

"One was a newbie, and the other was a new transfer from the North."

He bowed his head.

"Did they have families?"

Riza brought her head up and stared at Ed.

"Everyone has families of some kind…"

Ed winced again.

"I meant… did either of them have children… or wives?"

Riza turned away from Ed and sighed.

"The transfer had two children and three grandchildren."

Another wince. She felt bad for telling him this, but she wasn't going to lie to him. He

deserved to know. And she had figured out he knew it

was because of him. She would tell him everything he wanted to know… well, almost

everything.

"And the other?" He whispered.

"The other was a woman."

A violent wince. Ed threaded his hands into his hair and pulled on it.

Riza turned around and saw him crumble into pieces. She knew she was slowly pushing a

nail into his heart, but she had to.

"Did she… was she a mother?"

He looked up at her with tears in his eyes.

Riza closed her eyes and nodded her head.

"She was a mother of two. Two boys…"

Ed's eyes became large.

"I killed a mother…"

He whispered.

Roy then wandered into the room and glared at Riza.

"What have you been telling him?"

He growled.

Riza walked to Roy and stopped beside him.

"I'm sorry…"

She then walked down the hall and slowly went into her room.

Roy slowly and carefully sat down on the sofa next to Ed.

"What did she tell you?"

He asked, stern with fear.

Ed trembled.

"I killed a mother… and a grandfather…"

Roy sighed angrily and stared at the trembling body.

He slowly slid his hand across Ed's back, offering comfort.

Whether he would take it or not, Roy didn't know. But he was going to offer it either

way. Ed didn't do anything. Just sat there, softly crying.

Roy sighed sadly, and pulled Ed to him. Ed angrily pushed away.

"Don't!"

"Did I do something wrong?"

Roy whispered.

"No.." Ed whispered back.

"Just… I just…When you… I feel…"

Roy then understood. Ed didn't want to be weak. He sighed.

He stood up and Ed opened an eye to see if Roy was leaving.

He didn't leave. He just stood there. His hair was still wet and it dripped on Edward.

Roy then very swiftly and very carefully pickedhimup.

Ed yelled and cried,

"Put me down! I don't want to be picked up! Leave me alone! Why do you always pick me

up?"

He then broke down completely as Roy stepped down the hall to "their" room."

The room was dark because the window was closed and there were no lights on. The walls

were a medium lavender and the bed was a dark royal blue.

He put Edward down into the bed and carefully covered him with the blue velvet-like

blanket. Ed rolled over and cried into the soft pillow.

Roy sat down at the edge of the bed, making it squeak, and sighed.

"What can I do?"

He sighed.

"I feel so…" He smiled sadly and said, "Useless…"

Ed laughed a bit still with tears in his eyes and said,

"That's because you are…"

Roy laughed sadly then whispered,

"There must be something I can do…"

Ed took a deep breath and said,

"You can tell me why they're after me, and I know you know, so please…"

He paused.

"Tell me…"

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"How the hell does this thing work?" Havoc asked, staring at the small black vehicle.

"It's not a thing…" Fuery corrected him.

"It's the experimental A-2."

Havoc stepped around the car and noticed there was no gas cap.

"What does this thing run on?" He asked.

Fuery smiled. "Energy."

Havoc's eyes went large.

"Whoa… high-tech stuff…"

Fuery nodded his head.

"What does the A-2 thing mean?" Havoc asked and sat on a log nearby for a smoke.

"Alice two."

Eh?" Havoc gave him an eyebrow.

"The car is named "Alice" after the original designer… and two because this is the second

model…"

Havoc nodded his head in understanding.

"So where's the other one?"

Fuery smiled nervously and said, "She blew up."

Havoc gasped in and choked on his cigarette smoke.

His eyes teared and he hacked.

Fuery began laughing.

Havoc looked at the wet cigarette and threw it behind him.

"They're bad for me anyway…"

Fuery nodded his head and said while still laughing, "They sure are…"

Havoc looked up at Fuery and growled.

"Are you laughing at me?"

"Wouldn't dream of it."

Havoc then noticed something behind Fuery's back.

"What do you have there?"

"Nothing…" Fuery laughed and smiled.

"This certainly isn't like you… must be something bad…"

Havoc slowly got up then fell backwards.

Suddenly, as he got up, with a mess of leaves in his hair, a bright flash blinded him.

"Oh… you're gonna get it!" Havoc yelled and started chasing after Fuery.

Fuery just laughed and yelled behind him, "Since you smoke, you'll never catch up with

me!"

Havoc leaned down and put his hands above his knees, trying to catch his breath.

He watched Fuery speed away with his camera and growled.

"Damn cigarettes…"

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Okay, yes, I know Fuery is acting all weird. But I think that if anyone really took the time to get to know him, he'd be just as playful as Hughes… okay… maybe not AS playful… hehe. Anyway, REVIEW, REVIEW! And thanks for leaving such nice comments.

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