Viral: Hello all! I hope your ready to see me treat the first of my Five-emo patients! Let's get it on!!! Also I do not own any of the characters except Viral (Except in this case Viral is me Not the Livra City one)

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Emo Rehab

Chapter 1

"Hello Sasuke, my name's…"

"I don't care, I wanna know why I was dragged here!!!"

"Well, according to your file, the people around you think you have become dangerously emo, and I'm here to cure of it."

"Too bad you can't keep me here." Said Sasuke walking towards the door.

"That's where your wrong my boy!" Shouted Viral pushing a button on his watch. Which in turn resulted in Sasuke being lit up like a Christmas tree. Viral pushed the button again and Sasuke fell to the ground, smoke coming off his body.

"What the hell was that?!" He shouted, struggling to get up.

"Shock collar, you and the others had them equipped to you so you wouldn't be able to fight back, or escape. Now get back to your chair or I'll shock you again!" Threatened Viral.

Sasuke pulled himself up and walked back to the chair.

"Now your file says your family was killed off by your brother, and now you've become an avenger, correct?"

"Yeah, I'm going to kill him and make him pay!!"

"You IDIOT!!!" Said Viral, slapping Sasuke in the face. "Your no avenger! Captain America is an Avenger; Iron Man is an Avenger, THE INCREDIBLE HULK IS AN AVENGER!!! YOU AREN'T AN AVENGER!

"Yes I am and once I go to Orochimaru he'll give me all the power I need!

"Oh please, the only thing Orochimaru is going to do is place his serpent into your hole!"

"Actually that's what Kabuto's for. He's Oro's beeyatch, so I have nothing to worry about." Replied Sasuke.

"Sure…anyway, I'm going to show you some pictures of people. Just show the emotion or describe what you think about them."

Viral picked up some cards and showed the first one to Sasuke. It was of naruto.

"Idiot"

Then Sakura.

"Needs to die."

Then Itachi, but Viral took it in a different direction.

"Foolish little brother, you are weak and why are you weak? Because you lack hatred." Spoke Viral in Itachi's voice.

"BASTARD!!!" shouted Sasuke, lunging at the picture of Itachi.

Viral dropped the picture and hit the button on his watch causing Sasuke to light up again. Three seconds later, Viral pushed the button, and walked out of the room, where he ran into Naruto.

Doctor how is he?" Asked Naruto.

"Well he's clearly Emo, so take this." He said handing Naruto the shock button watch. "Use this if he tries to escape or takes any hostages. I'm also prescribing him some anti-depressant's, so hopefully the shock collar won't be needed."

"And if all else fails, doc?" Asked Naruto.

"Then he seriously needs to get laid. Now if you excuse me I have a few more patients to take care of." He said, while walking off.

"Sir we have a problem with patient two!" Shouted Jessica as she ran up to Viral.

He flipped open file two and groaned. "Damn it, not her. Okay take me to her."

To be continued

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Viral: Well one emo kid down 4 more to go. So please comment on this and tell me what you think so far.

X: They think it sucks!!

Viral:(Pushes button on watch)

X:(Recieves Large electric shock from collar)

Viral: Good job Jessica. (Hands her a thick envelope)

Jessica: Thank you sir.(Grins wickedly)

Viral: Keep a look out for chapter 2 and my next patient...