X: Viral! Hey Viral! Where are you?

Jessica: Hey I found a note. It says, sorry I couldn't be here for this chapter you guys can handle it. Jessica good luck with him and make sure nothing goes wrong.

X: Well since he isn't here I can…

Jessica: Also don't let X announce it use Dialos for this one…

X: WHAT!?!? He gets to introduce the next chapter and I can't?!

Dialos: Basically loser.

Jessica: Ah Dialos glad to see you could make it.

Dialos: Well since Viral said I could be here, I wouldn't refuse in the least. So here's the chapter that you were all patient for Chapter 4 of EMO REHAB!!! (Whispers) That was good enough right? Okay...

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Emo Rehab

Chapter 4

5 Minutes earlier…

"Ready, one, two three, goes!" Shouted X and Jessica at the same time, as they played rock-paper-scissors. "YES I WIN!" Shouted X, "Sorry Jessica, you've got to take this one while I patch up Viral. Don't worry how bad could it be?"

Jessica couldn't believe it. Viral was knocked out, and she had to take care of one of the harder emo patients. How X could beat her in rock-paper-scissors was unthinkable, to her any way. She stared at the file of patient 3 for a few minutes and then made her way out of the break room to patient room 003. After 10 minutes of searching she found the room and walked in. Just to see Riku whacking off to a picture of someone. Jessica stood there for a moment in shock, then slowly walked out the door, and closed it behind her, all the while not being noticed by Riku.

She walked about a few feet away from the door before shouting at the top of her lungs. " HOLY SHIT!! WHAT THE #$& WAS THAT?!" Jessica ran back to the break room where X was now patching up Viral's wounds. "X…you… take over." She stuttered, trying to still comprehend what she saw.

"Why? What's so bad about taking care of…"He said looking at the file. "Oh…hell no. I am not leaving this room for his weird ass." Said X. "Besides what was it that caused you to freak out?"

"He was…was…jacking…" She forced herself to say.

"Oh goddamn it! Look just get back in there and do your job. By the time you get back he might have cleaned up." Said X, trying his best to make her go back.

"Fine. But you owe me." Said Jessica, as she stormed off back towards Riku's room.

"Is she gone?" Asked Viral from the floor.

"Yeah boss she's gone."

"Good" said Viral getting up. I wasn't going to try and treat Riku, that's too much of a traumatizing for me. Let's hope she can handle it."

Meanwhile…

Jessica was standing back out side Riku's room. She took a deep breath and knocked on the door. "Riku? I'm coming in." She said opening the door. Riku was lying on the couch in the room. 'Maybe I imagined it' She thought walking over to him.

"I was wondering when you'd get here." He said in a slightly annoyed voice to her.

Jessica pulled up a chair next to Riku and asked him, "So do you know why you're here?"

"It's because I think I'm emo." He said.

"Well how did you come to this conclusion?"

"I have feelings for two people and if I try to tell either one of them it will ruin the relationship I have with the other one and my life will fall to crap." He explained.

Jessica thought for a moment. "So who are the girls?"

Riku sat silent for a few moments before muttering something.

"Can you say that again?"

"One's a…"

"Please Riku, I can't help you unless you tell me."

"One's A BOY!!" he shouted at her.

"Ah, there we go. First off it's not that your emo. You're a bisexual. You have one girl and one boy your in love with and you can't choose between them. So it's no wonder you feel like your emo." Explained Jessica.

"Really?" Exclaimed Riku, sitting up on the couch.

"Yeah, so if you want to be with them, just open up your feelings to them and you may get them both if you're lucky." Said Jessica.

"Thanks Doc, you really helped me out." Said Riku, getting off the couch and extending his right hand for her to shake.

Jessica looked at his hand like it had just picked up a piece of poo without a glove. She patted him on the shoulder and told him, "If you have anymore problems just come back and I help you some more." She said. Riku grasped her left hand with both of his and shook it a little bit and said, "Thank you! Thank you Thank you Thank you!" In rapid procession.

Jessica stood there frozen as Riku walked off. She started to shake and looked at her hand and noticed it was a little sticky. Her face turned pale and she then fainted, just as Viral and X walked around the corner. "Jessica!" Shouted Viral. He ran over and caught her before she hit the ground. "What happened? Did he do anything to you? Anything dealing with a fishing pole and a protective coating?" Asked Viral.

Jessica opened her eyes and looked up at Viral, and then said, "I touched spooge" before fainting again.

"Damn, X you should have gone! Then this wouldn't have happened!" Said Viral.

"What! Hell no I'd rather get kicked in the…OOPH!" Said X, As Viral's leg kicked him in the groin. Causing him to roll around on the ground in pain. He put two fingers to Jessica's neck and let out a sigh of relief that she still had a pulse.

Viral got up and checked the next file. "Okay this one is no problem. X, take Jessica to the infirmary and let her rest up while I get these last two okay? Once I get these two then we are all going to be able to relax"

"Easy…for…you…to…say. "Squeaked X.

"Okay X let's get this done!" Said Viral, Running off.

X sat back up and let out a big breath of air, as the pain from his lower area succeeded. "I'll get you for that Viral" He said picking up Jessica, "You'll pay dear… OH MAN I GOT THE SPOOGE ON MY HAND TOO!!! GET IT OFF!! GET. IT. OFF!!!!" He shouted running down the hall towards the infirmary.

To be continued…

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X: I hate you.

Viral: Sorry man, I've been rough on you. But come on! That was funny.

Jessica: I can't believe you made me touch his spooge. I'm going to be washing my hand for a week.

Dialos: Well thanks for letting me come here Viral but seeing how you're going to get PWNED, I'm going to leave before it's too late. (Runs off)

Viral: DAMN IT!! GET BACK HERE AND HELP ME!!!!!!

Jessica: To all the fans of Emo rehab. The next chapters may take a while to be posted as the writer will be having to recover from the most serious of ass kicking's. So sorry for the inconvenience.

Viral: (Has started to run while being chased by X And quickly by Jessica)