Yes, yes, I know I got the wrong ring finger in chapter 9. (I think that's the chapter) Lol. I shall go back and change it.. someday. Hehe.

Oki doki. Keep in mind, this chapter was written at 2am in the morning. Forgive me for it not being wonderfully articulate, and easy to read. Lol

Warning: Thar be Fluff and Stuff ahead! Ye has been warned!

Disclaimer: I do not own Full Metal Alchemist so yea. Blah, blah, blah, blah.

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Suddenly, Roy felt a sharp pain in his stomach and fell forward.

"Get off me! Pervert!"

Edward pushed Roy backward, stood up and growled.

"You have some nerve! What the hell was that?" Ed yelled, angrily.

After catching his breath from the iron blow, Roy sat up, held his stomach and laughed out,

"You were starting to sound too much like that Rockbell girl…"

Ed started to steam up as Roy continued.

"I think this whole, "looking like a girl" thing has gone to your head…"

Ed turned around, put his back to the Colonel, and tried to refrain from killing him.

"You know, we could be miles away from the Cabin and any other kind of civilization."

Ed pointed out.

"No one would hear you scream…"

Roy laughed.

Ed growled.

"You think it's funny?"

Roy fought off his smile and stared hard at the bare back.

"Well, it is kind of your fault that we're out here…"

Roy then held his hand to his mouth.

"Shit." He thought.

Ed slowly walked over to the log and sat down, keeping his face hidden in the shadows.

"How many times to I have to apologize?" He finally whispered.

Roy was surprised once again.

"Edward, this time… I'm sorry."

Ed looked up, a slight shine glittered his eyes.

"What do you mean?"He asked, quietly and sadly.

Roy took a deep breath, rubbed his sore bruised cheek and said,

"I shouldn't have told you anything… and… you've already apologized for running off… so… you can hit me again if you want…"

Ed growled.

"I don't want to hit you."

Roy's eyes went large.

"What?"

"I said I don't want to hit you!" Ed yelled.

"I know what you said, I mean." Roy paused.

"I just don't get it..."

Ed looked away and smirked as a devious idea popped into his head.

"I don't feel like beating up on an already beat up old man…"

Roy laughed then held his stomach in pain.

"Oww…"

Ed laughed.

"I can punch pretty hard…"

"And you can blush pretty hard too."

Roy said and smirked.

Ed growled and looked away.

"You're an ancient jerk."

"And you're a stupid bean."

They both sighed as the sky suddenly lit up.

"Oh, wonderful." Roy commented then closed his eyes to listen to the rolling thunder come after.

Ed shivered. Roy grabbed his jacket from the ground, sat up a bit higher and whistled at Ed.

"What?" Ed asked.

"It's gonna rain soon."

"Yea, I know."

"Well, come here."

Ed raised an eyebrow and reluctantly walked toward the wounded man.

"What?" Ed asked impatiently as he stood over him.

He then looked up as the big bright moon started to disappear behind a dark veil of clouds.

"This sucks." Ed said and growled.

"Yea, it does." Roy agreed.

Roy then quickly grabbed Ed's auto mail arm, and jerked him into his lap.

"What the hell?"

Ed growled as Roy threw the coat of the two of them.

"Do you want to be wet and cold? Or warm and dry?" Roy asked.

Ed growled. "I'd rather be cold and wet than have to sit on you!"

Roy sighed.

"Difficult to the bitter end, I see."

Ed growled.

"Well…" Roy began

He then threw his arms around Ed, hugging hischest to Ed's back,andscooted up under a thick layer of tree canopy.

Ed growled.

"Let me go old man!"

Roy growled right back.

"Oh shut up! You wanna die out here?"

Ed grinded his teeth and yelled,

"If it means perverts won't touch me, sure!"

Roy growled and gritted his teeth.

"You are really starting to piss me off."

Ed growled.

"Good!"

Roy then smirked a devious and clever smirk.

"What?" Ed asked, angrily.

"Do you want me to kiss you again?"

Ed blushed and hid his head under the coat.

"No I do not! Don't you dare try it!"

Roy laughed.

"Then shut up for me, would ya?"

Ed growled.

"Then let me go!"

Roy laughed.

"Not going to happen."

"Yes it is! Now let me go!"

Ed yelled and wiggled around in Roy's arms.

Roy sighed, pulled Ed's arms behind his back and held his face upside down with his free hand.

He looked down at the angry golden eyes and brought their lips so close, if one of then had hiccupped, they would be touching.

Ed blushed and his eyes went large.

Roy laughed.

"Good boy."

He then put his gloved finger over Ed's lips and said,

"Now keep that mouth shut or I'll shut it with mine."

Ed growled.

"Jerk…"

Roy shook his head and smiled.

"You should have listened. Now I have to kiss you…"

Ed growled.

"Don't you dare you old pervert!"

Roy laughed.

"You should have listened."

As Roy went for the kiss, rain began pouring down all around them and Roy was distracted.

Ed, taking advantage of the situation, elbowed Roy in the gut, stood up, and walked into

the rain. He stuck his tongue out.

"Na na!"

Roy growled.

"Fine…"

He then attempted to get up, once again, using the tree as his support. He winced in pain and growled.

"You idiot!" Ed yelled and pushed Roy back on the ground.

Ed knelt down in front of the Colonel's face and stared into his eyes.

"You are one crazy asshole." Ed commented.

He sighed.

"But if it's to keep you from being an idiot and hurting yourself, I guess I can sit next to you."

Roy smiled.

"Aww, how sweet. You're worried about me."

Ed growled.

"I'm not the one who's doing the worrying, old man!"

Roy growled back.

Ed then reluctantly sat between Roy and the tree. He pulled his legs to his chest and shivered.

Roy smiled and placed the coat over the small shivering boy and sighed.

"This would have been a whole lot easier if you have just done this before."

He then reached out and fiddled with a piece of Ed's wet hair.

"Now you're all wet."

Ed smirked deviously and laughed out,

"Like you said, difficult to the bitter end."

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