Oh man. Inspiration loves me today. Wheeeee.

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA, nor do I want to. So yea. La la la...

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When they finally reached the cabin, they were all completely soaked.

"Dibs on first shower!" Hughes yelled.

Havoc and Riza glared at him and pointed to Roy, who had just been deposited on the flowery sofa by the fireplace. Apparently, he was getting first shower.

He winced as Fuery began to take the blue amateur dressing off.

Roy noticed that no one had said anything about the two beautiful grapefruit sized bruises on his cheeks, and frankly, he preferred it that way.

Edward quickly threw the Colonel's soaked jacket at his face and glared at Fuery.

Fuery grinned sheepishly and backed away, not wanting to incur the wrath of the famous Full Metal Alchemist. Edward then began to start where Fuery had left off.

He pulled at the torn blue fabric rather harshly.

Roy, whose face was covered by the jacket inhaled deeply and whined,

"Careful with that Fuery... You're pulling as hard as Full Metal."

Suddenly, the pulling stopped and Roy peeled the jacket off his face, only to find a pair of angry golden-yellow eyes staring back at him.

"Oh. So it is you." Roy commented and laughed.

Ed growled and put his hands on his hips.

"Yes, it's me. God, if you'd rather someone else to do it, by all means."

Roy laughed.

"So defensive..."

He said and threw the jacket to Riza who was starting to collect extra pieces of clothing to put in the washing machine.

Havoc, feeling random, stared at Riza, then at the refrigerator and scratched his chin.

"How is it, there's electricity up here?"

Roy laughed, overhearing his question and responded,

"Who cares? As long as we have it."

Riza rolled her eyes.

"You're both idiots. It's called a generator…"

Havoc scratched his chin as he pulled a cigarette out of his pocket. He then quickly said, "I knew that…"

Riza smacked the unlit cigarette from his rather large hand and snapped, "No smoking in here, and you certainly can't smoke outside…"

Havoc growled.

"I'll smoke in my room then…"

Riza's eyes narrowed and she glared at him.

"Fine, fine!" Havoc yelled, defeated, putting his hands up.

"I guess I'm off of cigarettes for today."

Fuery chuckled, "Maybe tomorrow as well."

Havoc slapped his forehead and whined, "Aw, Dammit."

Suddenly, a bright colored photograph was forced into his face.

"Oh, just let this sweet little angel brighten your day! Listen to her little reassuring voice telling you that you can go without cigarettes for a few days! Oh just listen to her sing!"

Suddenly, he was on the floor, with a shoe next to his head, and a large welt forming right above his nose.

"Shut up!" Roy yelled.

"You're really annoying!"

Havoc laughed and carefully stepped over the crumpled ball of flesh, heading over to Fuery who was sitting at the wooden table, reading a rather large book.

"Watcha' doin'?" He asked, a bit curious.

Fuery set the book down and straightened himself up in his chair. He pointed over to the stove, then to the pantry, and then showed Havoc the front of the book. It was a cooking book.

"You're gonna try to cook?" Havoc asked, a bit critical.

Fuery laughed.

"I know how to cook. I just wanted to try something different."

Havoc half rolled his eyes and sighed, "Don't try anything different, we're all starving. If you mess up, they'll hurt you."

Fuery nervously smiled and said, "Yea, I guess you're right…"

"Come on." Havoc coaxed.

"I'll even help ya. Let's have…" He took a moment to think then shouted out, "Steak!"

Fuery half smiled and looked down.

"But I don't know how to make steak…"

Havoc half laughed and said,

"You just like... cook it...and...stuff..."

Fuery shook his head sadly and sighed.

Havoc scratched his head.

"Well, um... what do you know how to make?"

Fuery looked up with sad eyes and said,

"Peanut Butter toast?"

Havoc's jaw dropped and he said in disbelief,

"You're... kidding... right?"

Fuery held his sad face for a few seconds then smiled and quickly said,

"Yep!"

Havoc took a deep breath and growled.

"I'm gonna kill you."

Fuery laughed.

"Steak and Spaghetti it is."

"Hey wait a minute, who ever said anything about Spaghetti?"

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Edward's hair was dripping wet and it stuck to his face as he helped the limping Colonel into the bathroom. He had asked Havoc for help, but he blew him off and pointed to Fuery. Edward rolled his eyes.

"Stupid…"

Edward, being MUCH shorter than the Colonel, was having a very hard time helping him down the hall. Roy laughed and said, "You need to grow a little more."

Ed growled, "Shut the hell up!"

Roy, wincing every time he moved a bit forward, was using the wall, and Edward's outstretched arms to steady himself. He was in pain. Having it directly below the knee could be a bit serious as well.

Roy comically cried and whined, "Why is it only Edward's concerned for me?"

Edward bit Roy's finger and growled.

"I'm not concerned, I just feel like I owe you so shut up…"

Roy, leaned against the wall, flung his finger about and whined some more,

"Geeze, I hope you don't have rabies… you little animal…"

Ed growled.

"Shut up!"

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When they finally made it to the bathroom Ed sat Roy down onto the toilet seat and frowned. Roy looked up and raised an eyebrow.

"What?" He asked.

Edward rubbed his chin as a small blush went across his face. He looked away and mumbled,

"Well, it's not like I care or anything, but you're not going to be able to get into that bathtub by yourself, are you?"

Roy smiled and laughed.

"What, you gonna help me?"

Ed growled.

Roy laughed some more.

"Are you that interested in seeing my body?"

Edward blushed hard and yelled,

"I've already seen it once! And trust me, it wasn't that great! You nasty old man!"

Roy laughed.

"I'm surprised. Most women call my body "The Body of a God" …"

Ed growled.

"Yea, well, I'm not a girl you freak!"

Roy laughed.

"Yes... well, I guess you're right. Though…" He paused and smiled deviously.

"You do look like one…"

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Havoc had gotten a bit bored with making dinner, so Fuery had suggested that he go and help Riza with the laundry.

"Hey." Havoc said.

Riza looked over to him, but continued to ring out some of the clothes. She raised an eyebrow.

"What?"

Havoc laughed.

"You think we should tell Roy n' Ed that I have pictures?"

Riza smiled very wide and laughed.

"We'll wait till this is all over. Then we'll send them to some newspapers…"

Havoc shook his head and smiled deviously.

"You're eviler than I am, aren't you?"

She laughed.

"I wouldn't really do it. It would ruin the Colonel's reputation. But we could definitely put together a scrapbook or something."

Havoc laughed and rubbed his chin.

"We have to make sure we have plenty of copies…"

Suddenly, a large bang sound was heard, then some angry marching. Half of the march was a flesh foot, and the other half was metal.

Of course, even if it wasn't metal, they'd all know who it was.

Havoc laughed.

" Roy's at it again, aye?"

Riza sighed and closed her eyes.

"I guess so."

She paused.

"It seems as though since Edward's been…for lack of a better word "cross dressing", the Colonel's been... well... different."

Havoc laughed.

"Yea, and so has shrimpy."

Riza smiled.

"I think part of the "cross dressing" is changing both of their personalities."

Havoc laughed.

"Naw, Edward's just getting used to being a girl…"

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Hehe. This chapter made me laugh. Okay, I know. I'm stalling with the plot. But that's mostly because it hasn't exactly developed all the way in my head yet. (It's a babyyy)So please be patient with me. :) (If this story ends up sucking, I'll make it up by writing a pure Romance/Humor RoyXEd FLUFFY WAFFY fic for ya'll okay? Hehe)

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