Tada. Another update today. You better all praise me! lol j/k hehe. Anyway, yea. Hope you enjoy!
Disclaimer: I do not own FMA or anything like that. So yea.
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Riza stood up straight and walked to her door.
"Don't lie to him anymore." She said, and closed her door.
Hughes disappeared down the hall as well after whispering,
"He deserves to know…"
Fuery slightly bowed his head and walked outside, carefully closing the door behind him.
Ed bowed his head and his hair covered his face. Roy stared at the boy and felt himself shake a bit.
He had heard everything.
"I'm not gonna let Fuery do that…" Ed stuttered out.
"He already agreed to it…" Roy stated coolly and sat down.
Edward glared at Roy and shouted, "How can you say that so calmly? Do you enjoy playing with people?"
Roy closed his eyes and winced as if he were in pain.
"I'm not "playing" with Fuery…"
Ed glared and said, "No… just his life…"
Silence.
That one cut straight through Roy. There was nothing he could think of to say. Defeated again. Shamefully.
"I'm just following orders." He finally spit out.
"Orders to send your lower ranking officers to their deaths?"
"NO!" Roy yelled and stood up. "MY ORDERS TO PROTECT YOUR SORRY ASS!"
Ed growled and yelled back, "I NEVER ASKED TO BE PROTECTED!"
Roy chuckled a bit and said, "Too bad…it's my job."
Ed glared and growled, "Then stop doing your job! It's not like anything good is going to come out of it!"
Roy laughed and said, "Do you really think of yourself to be so low?"
Ed growled. "My life is not worth the many lives it's taken to "protect" me…"
He paused.
"And to add Fuery's life to the equation tilts the scales a bit too off center for my taste…"
Silence.
Roy then closed his eyes, cracked a bit of a smile and said,
"Fine. We'll say you had a massive growth spurt and I'll wear the wig…"
Ed growled. "Do you enjoy being an obnoxious jerk?"
Roy rubbed his chin and smiled. "Only for you…
"You." Ed began. "Are such…" He paused.
"YOU ARE SUCH A BIG FAT UGLY JERK! I WAS GONNA KISS YOU TODAY! BUT NO! YOU HAVE TO GO AND BE AN ASSHOLE!"
Ed then gasped and slapped his hand over his mouth.
Roy was blushing. "Wha?" He tried to say.
Ed's eyes were the size of dinner plates and his blush was clear to his ears.
Roy then slowly stood up and strolled over to the blushing boy.
"Stay away from me!" Ed yelled.
"But I want to kiss you…" Roy whined.
That was when Ed got an idea.
"If you tell me why they want me…" He paused.
"If you tell me what I can do..."
He took a breath and stared at Roy who was now two feet away from him.
"If you tell me all that…"
He blushed and looked away.
"Yes?" Roy asked.
Edward bowed his head and whispered, "I'll let you do whatever you want…"
Silence.
Roy rubbed his chin and smiled. "Really?"
No response.
Roy then put his hands behind his back and grinned.
"No deal."
"WHAT?" Ed yelled.
Roy laughed and grabbed Edward's chin.
"Because you're too innocent for such things…"
Silence.
Roy turned his back on the boy and said, "Annnd also… it would be for the wrong reasons…"
He turned his head and winked at Edward.
"If I take you… it'll be in the heat of love…"
Edward blushed and growled, "Don't say such things!"
Roy laughed and said, "I'll say what I want…"
Roy then began strolling down the hall laughing.
"Wait!" Edward called out.
Roy stared at Ed from the corner of his eye and said, "What?"
Edward then fell to his knees and yelled, "Please tell me how I can help them! I'll do anything! Anything you want me to do!"
Roy laughed.
"What I want…" He paused.
"You couldn't give me what I want if I told you that…"
Edward brought his head up and stared.
"Why's that?"
Roy laughed and smiled, "Because I want you to stay innocent… and live…"
Edward was taken aback. What the hell was this? What was Roy trying to say?
"Hey..." Roy said.
"Don't look so surprised…"
Edward walked to "their" room and opened the door.
"Come in here and we'll talk… away from the eavesdroppers…"
Ed then looked outside to see Havoc and Fuery running away from the window with handprints and ear-prints in the glass.
"You guys are gonna get it later!" Ed yelled.
He then looked toward Roy, who seemed a bit impatient.
"How much you wanna bet Riza and Hughes are listening as well?" Roy asked, pointing to the doors of the officers mentioned.
Ed growled. "Fine. Let's go."
He then reluctantly marched into the room and Roy closed the door.
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"Dammit!" Havoc yelled.
"What?" Fuery asked, a bit frightened.
Havoc planted himself on another log and pulled out a cigarette.
"Why can't he just tell him?"
Fuery smiled and said, "He's probably going to tell him right now…"
Havoc laughed and pulled out his lighter.
"Yea... after he takes advantage of him..."
Fuery smiled nervously and said, "I don't think Mr. Edward would allow that kind of thing…"
Havoc laughed hysterically and yelled out, "You've seen how he acts around the Colonel! Remember at Nora's house? Or in the woods? Or how about back at Headquarters every time Roy would call the runt into his office? He'd get all giddy and freaky…"
Fuery smiled shyly and said, "That's how you are when you're in love…"
Havoc then looked up at the blushing Fuery and smiled.
"Yea, I guesso."
He then looked down at his cigarette and frowned.
"Dammit!"
He then threw the unlit cigarette in the woods along with his lighter.
Fuery smiled.
"So, why don't we go and see if I can somehow look like Mr. Edward?"
Havoc growled.
"I'm going with you, you know…"
Fuery smiled shyly and whispered, "I don't think the Colonel will allow that…"
Havoc laughed and said, "Like I care…"
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Roy and Edward sat on opposite sides of the bed and everything was silent.
Edward then decided to break the silence by saying,
"I'm so confused…"
Roy sighed. "I know…"
Ed blinked a couple times and turned around.
"You gonna tell me now?"
Roy sighed and squinted his gleaming eyes. He had told himself he wouldn't cry, so he wouldn't.
"I guess I have to, right? I mean…"
He paused and smiled. It was time to be a little evil.
"If I tell you, I get to have my way with you…"
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Jeeze. Roy is such a pig sometimes. Hehe. Well, I hope you liked it and if you didn't, please tell me why and stuff. Anyway yea. Don't forget to REVIEW, REVIEW! Thanks. :)