Well, hello everybody! Long time no see! I apologize MUCH for the long wait. I'm very, very sorry. I hate to say it, but chances are the updates are going to be very far apart now. Some things are going on that need to be handled and school is coming up besides. I just want to thank all my loyal readers. I love you guys. Thanks for still reading even though it's not as fast as it once was. Thanks.

Disclaimer: I do not own FMA and stuff so yea.

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Edward growled as Hughes began packing all his pictures of Elicia. Hughes laughed.

"It's not that bad is it?" He asked.

Ed growled. "Yes, it is."

Roy stared and laughed from the corner.

"You're just disappointed that you're not cuffed to me…"

Ed growled then smirked.

"Hughes, I will forever appreciate the fact that you let me be cuffed to you."

Hughes laughed. "My pleasure."

Roy then opened Hughes' closet and pulled out a rather large box.

"What's that?" Ed asked.

Hughes smiled. "It's our collection of disguises."

Ed rolled his eyes.

Roy laughed. "This isn't going to be much fun. I have to make you look like Fuery."

He pouted.

Hughes whined,"I wanted to make him look like a girl or something."

Roy laughed. "He already does."

Ed narrowed his eyes and gritted his teeth.

"Shut up you ancient old geezer."

"I… am NOT old." Roy said and laughed.

Hughes chuckled and said, "Denial."

Roy shook his head and smirked. "You've turned against me!"

Hughes laughed and said, "Just telling the truth."

They then patted each other on the back and enjoyed a few rounds of laughs together. Ed rolled his eyes.

"Men."

"WHAT THE HELL AM I SAYING?"

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Riza chuckled a bit as she stared at the transformed Fuery. He didn't look exactly like Edward, but pretty darn close.

Havoc scratched his head. "Why is he wearing sunglasses and a big fat hat?"

Riza smiled.

"We have to make it look like it's Edward in disguise."

"Right." Havoc said, not really understanding anything at the moment.

"Wait!" Riza said. "Not done yet!"

She then went rummaging in Havoc's drawers. "Hey! That's personal!" Havoc yelled.

Riza scowled. "Like I care..."

She then walked to his closet and yelled out, "Yes!" when she found what she was looking for.

It was Havoc's old letterman's jacket. Riza smiled and placed it on the tiny man's shoulders. It was pretty big on him.

Havoc held his mouth and tried to keep himself from laughing. Poor little Fuery was wearing a blonde wig, a big fat black hat, dark blue jeans, Edward's black boots, a blue shirt and the letterman's jacket. He looked so weird.

Fuery frowned. "Don't laugh at me."

Havoc turned around and whistled innocently.

Fuery rolled his eyes. "Let's just get this over with."

Havoc turned back around and laughed. "You have to pretend to resist."

Fuery laughed. "I know."

Riza smiled. She wished she could go. This was going to be interesting.

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Edward ran out of Hughes' room down the hall straight to the door. He was covered in all sorts of accessories and clothes and scarves and shirts. "NO MORE!" He yelled.

Riza quickly opened Havoc's door and ran straight towards the walking ball of laundry attempting to get the door open. She grabbed him and pulled his hands behind his back.

She growled. "Mustang! Hughes!"

Hughes and Roy slowly crept from the room and down the hall. Riza sounded pissed.

"Yes?" Roy asked nervously.

Riza pushed Edward toward him and said, "I think this belongs to you."

Roy laughed nervously and Hughes quickly clamped the cuff back onto Ed's hand.

Riza then started to laugh.

Ed raised an eyebrow. "What?"

Riza held her stomach and yelled out, "You're cuffed to Hughes?"

She paused.

"That's a fate worse than death!"

Hughes, feeling a bit more confused than hurt, scratched his head with his free hand.

"Riza…" Roy whispered.

Riza attempted to calm herself down and said, "What?"

Roy smiled sadly, looked away and said, "You're laughing…"

Riza's eyes widened and she held her mouth shut.

Ed blinked a couple times and stared at Hughes. He had a very bleak look plastered to his face.

He then stared at Roy whose sad glaring eyes were rigid on Riza.

Ed's eyes went to her. She looked as though she was about to cry.

"Hawkeye?" Ed whispered.

Riza then blinked a couple times, nervously smiled and said, "I apologize."

She then said, "Excuse me" and hurried off to her room.

Ed blinked a couple times and stared at Roy.

"What was that?" He then asked.

Roy shook his head and said, "She's always like that…"

Hughes closed his eyes and said, "She hates to laugh in front of Roy…"

Ed raised an eyebrow and said, "Why?"

Roy then plopped himself down on the couch, put his hands behind his head and said, "Because…" He paused.

"She hates me."

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Riza sat down next to her bed and held her legs to her chest.

"What's wrong with me?" She whispered.

Suddenly there was a knock at her door.

"Riza?" A voice called out.

"Go away, Havoc." She called out.

Slowly the door opened and Havoc took a step in.

Riza growled, "I said go away."

Havoc laughed. "I'm hurt."

Riza rolled her eyes and scowled, "Go away."

Havoc scratched his head and eased himself cautiously into the room. He sat down on the other side of the bed and said,

"You laughed…"

Riza growled, "Go the hell away!"

Havoc sighed, "Whatever is up, needs to be put away for the time being. The focus right now is keeping Edward safe."

Riza growled, "I just…"

She paused.

"I just hate him sometimes…"

Havoc laughed.

"Yea, I could see that happening…"

Riza sighed and said, "I know I would ruin your time together but…"

She paused.

"What?" Havoc asked.

"No. Never mind." Riza said back.

Havoc laughed and stood up quick.

He then, before leaving said, "Riza, you have no choice. You must accompany Fuery and I."

Riza then looked up at the closed door and sighed.

"Jean…"

She paused.

"You suck."

Havoc laughed from behind the door and said, "Yea, I do."

He then walked off to leave Riza to herself.

Havoc smiled and thought, "To never laugh again…"

He paused. "Crazy."

He then laughed aloud and thought, "Well, that's just…" He paused.

"That's Riza…"

"Crazy…"

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Yes, I'm aware I'm sending mixed messages. Yes, Riza likes Roy. Roy likes Ed. Ed likes Roy. Havoc likes Riza and Fuery. Fuery likes Havoc. WOW! INSANE! Lol, yes I know I'm annoying. Oh, thank you all for your sweet, sweet comments and for continuing to read this fic even though the update is SLOOOOW. Love you all. Laters.