Pretty Little Bride Chapter 44: Ed Freak, a fullmetal alchemist fanfic

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By the time it was time to leave, Ed had already gained a grass stain on Fuery's uniform.

"IT'S YOUR FAULT!" Ed growled at Roy.

"YOURE THE ONE THAT POUNCED ME!"

Roy just smiled innocently and announced, "I couldn't help it. You just look so good in uniform!'

Riza then cleared her throat and swung some handcuffs on her finger.

Roy laughed nervously and grabbed them.

"Nuh uh! You stay away from me you pervert!" Ed growled.

Roy then chased the young boy all around the front yard.

Riza sighed. "I'm afraid to leave them alone."

"No worries!" Hughes chimed in. "I'll be there!"

Riza smacked her forehead and groaned. "I'm definitely afraid to leave them alone."

Hughes just pouted and went off to bother Havoc.

Al was sitting against the cabin watching them all. He was laughing so hard, if he had a lung to cough up, he just might.

After catching the boy Roy cleared his throat and announced, it's time to move out!"

"Okay."

Fuery said. We get the A-2, right?" Roy nodded his head and smiled.

"Be nice to her and get her back in ONE PIECE!"

He paused.

"You do that, and I'll keep you from getting court-martialed."

Fuery smiled nervously and said, "Thank you sir."

"Alright, let's get out of here."

Departure was bitter-sweet. Al didn't want to leave his brother, and he definitely didn't want to be taken apart just to fit in that stupid little car.

He felt a little apprehensive about leaving Edward with Roy, but he trusted he would keep him safe. And with Hughes there, nothing would happen. He was sure.

"You alright back there?" Fuery asked from the front.

"Yeah." Al said back.

Havoc laughed a bit and said, "Fuery, how'd you feel if you taken apart into pieces and put in a compact car?"

Fuery laughed nervously and said, "I'd feel… uncomfortable?"

Havoc just patted the boy on the back and laughed, "Ain't the half of it."

Fuery then took his eyes off the road to look at Havoc. He was in a trance, once again.

Riza sighed loudly and said, "Havocs' not the road, Cain."

Cain looked away quickly and blushed.

"Sorry."

Havoc looked back at Riza and grinned angrily.

Riza just smirked and continued to stare out the window.

"Wait till we get back, Ice Princess. Wait till we get back…"

Ed growled. "Where are we going exactly?"

Roy chuckled and said, "Fuery, we're going somewhere."

Ed growled. This was totally unfair.

"If we're quote-un-quote "sneaking out" then why the hell do you have to call me that?"

Roy laughed. "Because."

Ed growled, "And why do I have to wear this stupid uniform?"

Roy chuckled. "In case they see us."

Something then came to mind.

"Umm... Roy?"

"Yes?"

"What about civilians… they'll see the uniform…"

Roy then smacked his head and growled.

"Change your clothes then…"

Hughes laughed, "This is what happens when you don't think ahead."

Roy laughed angrily and pulled the pack off his back.

He threw a pair of blue pants and a white long sleeved shirt at Edward and said, "Either you try to change with the cuffs on, and I'll stand off to the side without looking, or you change right here…"

Ed growled and yelled, "YOURE A PERVERT! AND WHAT THE HELL? YOU STILL DON'T TRUST ME?"

Hughes chuckled nervously and said, "I think I'm going to go behind this tree and stay there for a while."

Roy rubbed his eyebrows and sighed, "Of course I don't trust you. Especially not after all that crap about "I'm leaving" and "Tell me what I can do before I go" and…"

He smiled devilishly and said, "And how you were going to kiss me…"

Ed growled. "You can forget it now."

Roy pulled Edward by the cuff and grabbed his shoulder.

He brought his face close to his and said, "Really?"

"Let me go!" Ed yelled and blushed.

He turned his head and scowled.

Roy just giggled and nipped the boy's ear.

Ed felt every single one of his hairs stand on end. A chill went up his back and goose bumps graced his every limb.

Roy laughed. "So easy."

Ed blushed and growled, "You're such a pervert!"

Roy laughed and rubbed his chin, "So I've been told."

Hughes shook his head and sighed, "Roy, you jackass. You're an idiot too."

Fortunately, Roy hadn't heard him. He was too busy planning out the conditions of Edward's temporary freedom.

"We have to be in constant communication so I know you haven't tried to run off. If you can do that, I won't have to look."

Ed growled. "AS IF I WANT TO TALK TO YOU!"

Roy laughed and smiled, "Well, then I get to watch."

After being punched a couple times, Roy sat down next to Hughes and proceeded to have a rather straining conversation with the boy.

"So Edward, how do you feel about not having to look like a girl anymore?"

Ed growled, "I feel pretty good about it actually. And now, I don't have to pretend to be your wife either!

Roy laughed. "I'm hurt. Was it really THAT bad?"

Hughes chuckled and said, "Imagine being in Ed's shoes."

Roy laughed and said, "Yeah, I guess that would be pretty annoying…"

Ed growled, "YOU HAVE NO IDEA!"

Roy poked Hughes and laughed, "I still packed the thing just in case."

Hughes smirked and said, "You really like it when he looks like a girl, don't ya?"

Roy rubbed his chin and said, "Maybe just a little…"

"What are you guys talking about?" Ed yelled out, annoyed.

Roy laughed, "Nothing, Dear."

Hughes sighed. "That was stupid…"

Edward, with only his pants on, rushed around the tree to yell at the Colonel.

Hughes just put his fingers in his ears and hummed, "It's a small world after all…"

After Edward stormed off to put his shirt on, Roy smiled.

"He's so cute."

Hughes laughed. "You're weird."

Roy laughed very loudly and said, "I'm weird?"

Hughes smiled innocently and said, "Yeah well…"

Roy tapped his feet together and laughed, "Picture freak…"

"Ed freak…"

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