Sorry it took so long. Yes, shit happens. lol. But yeah.. I'm back!

Disclaimer: Full Metal Alchemist does not belong to me. If it did, Roy and Edward would be married. Yup. And we'd have some mpreg in there with a baby Roy. Haha.

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Roy smiled, not taking a second to think about anything. He pressed his lips down on Edward's and closed his eyes.

Edward pressed into Roy's and Roy took it as an invitation for some tonsil hockey.

Stupid Roy.

Edward bit the intruding tongue and punched the man in the face.

Ed was severely disgusted.

"You nasty perverted jackass!" He yelled out.

Roy smirked and cringed at the slight taste of blood in his mouth.

"Well, I don't think I'm going to try that again." He announced.

"Better not, you asshole." Ed snarled, teeth clenched, fist at the ready.

Hughes then poked his head out in the manner of a squirrel and whimpered out, "You okay, Roy?"

Roy stood up with the boy beside him and smiled. "Yeah, just peachy."

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After Edward had put the fake bra back on, they started off again.

"Don't you think they're going to find it a bit suspicious that you're cuffed together?" Hughes pointed out.

Roy nodded his head and rubbed his chin. "I did think about that. I'm not sure what we could do about it."

Ed clenched his teeth and growled out, "You could choose to trust me."

Roy laughed. "As if, pipsqueak."

Ed felt rage build up in his chest to the point where he just wanted to kill Roy.

Here was this man, the source of all his anger, and yet, he could do nothing to him.

He decided he would punch a nearby tree.

Roy sighed.

"Stupid boy." He mustered and placed his larger hand over Edward's now throbbing smaller hand.

Ed blushed and pulled his hand away.

"I'm fine." He paused.

"You just piss me off."

Roy grinned. "Yeah, I seem to have that affect on you."

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When they finally reached the outskirts of the city, the group was more than surprised to find it was the epitome of filth.

Ed nearly choked at the sight of the gray haze ominously drifting over the metropolis.

Hughes smacked his forehead in disbelief and let out an exasperated sigh.

Who could've known that on the other side of this beautiful mountain there could be such an armpit of rubbish?

Roy sat down on a log at the edge of the forest and fiddled with his thumbs. Ed, who had been forced to sit next to him, pointed to the metal clasps on his wrists.

"Fine." Roy muttered under his breath.

Hughes pulled the key from his pocket and in no time at all, Edward was free.

Roy put the handcuffs in his back pants pocket and carefully warned Edward, "Anything suspicious, and they go right back on."

"Yeah, yeah." Edward called out as he rubbed his wrists.

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The people of the city were anything but civilized. Dirty faces, worn hands, and nasty attitudes.

The scum of the earth seemed to call this place home.

The streets were littered with old beer bottles and cigarette buds. Not to mention the occasional used condom.

Roy tried his best to look as scary as he could to scare off any aspiring con-artist or alley rat. He then looked down at his blonde companion and gulped.

To these people Ed would probably look like a goddess.

He looked around at all the scoundrels who seemed to be licking their chops as they walked by.

At about the sixth bar on the street, somebody in rags ran inside screaming something incoherent. Then came tumbling out the most unsavory of characters and their eyes gleamed.

Roy then decided it would probably be best to make sure they knew who "she" belonged to.

He knelt down and whispered in the boy's ear. Ed scowled but nodded his head in understanding.

Roy picked up the boy and carried him on his back.

Hughes walked directly behind the two and held his knives at the ready.

Every hair on his neck seemed to stand on end as he felt someone come behind him.

A hand went on his shoulder.

His reflexes kicked in.

In two seconds flat, Hughes had the man on the ground with his arm behind his back.

The man cried out in pain and Hughes' grinned as he let him go.

All the people in the city seemed to be stirred now.

They lined the streets and talked in hushed voices.

Some wore faces of anger and some of fear.

But mostly they all had the look of the devil in their eyes.

Roy gulped. What had his friend just started?

Ed gritted his teeth and beads of sweat formed on his head.

Roy patted the boy's leg in reassurance and the three set off again in search of a suitable hotel.

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Wouldn't you know it; the only hotel in the entire city was one of the grittiest buildings in the entire place.

They carefully walked up to the front door and held their breath.

As Hughes opened the door, Roy let Edward down onto his own feet.

Edward casually began to walk inside but was stopped by a firm hand on his shoulder.

"Wait." Roy cautioned and grabbed for the boy's hand.

They walked up to the front desk and Hughes looked for a bell to ring.

None.

They could hear loud thumps from upstairs. Sounded like a fight.

Suddenly, from a door in the back, a woman with long brown hair appeared.

She was a young woman. Aging from about 20 to 25. She was slender but by no means harmless.

She wore a black bandanna around her head and a snake tattoo threateningly peered from her neck. The gloves she wore on her hands were worn and studded with silver.

Her rather large breasts were covered with a single piece of black cloth. Similar to what Winry wore Edward noted.

Her pants looked to be made of a leather type material but it was a bit transparent so it definitely wasn't leather.

Roy couldn't help but blush. He was both intrigues and disgusted.

This woman was gorgeous and her beautiful brown eyes sparkled in the light coming from the windows.

Yet, her entire appearance was masculine, hard-hitting and hostile.

Roy gulped. This was a woman very much like Riza. She could beat him up, no problem.

Sweat beaded his head as he approached the counter.

"Umm" he spat out nervously.

"We'd like a room."

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See? Promised you. Hehe. Yes, I'm back. Woot! Didya miss me? Of course you did. Well, don't forget to review and tell me how much you don't want me to go again. Hehe. REVIEW! REVIEW! Thank ya. ttfn.