Disclaimer: I don't own Power Rangers
Greetings to all! As the narrator of this here story, I figure I should fill you people in on what's happened in between the end of Missing and the beginning of Missing: Part Deux. Starting off, Xander Bly was recently arrested and jailed for sexual harassment. I have my team of high priced lawyers working around the clock to try and free him. As a sign of support, some of the rangers have chosen to wear "Free Xander" t-shirts. In more green ranger news, Joel Rawlings and his wife Angela Fairweather-Rawlings recently divorced. Because of this, Joel went into deep depression and started a daily ritual of eating 9 tubs of lime sherbet. Amazingly, he gained no weight. He did, however, gain an addiction to the ice cream and now crys like a baby whenever he hears any love song. In other news, when it came time to sign contracts for the story, Wes demanded alot of money. His exact words were "I wanna be paid as much as Tommy and Jason put together and then doubled!" Of course, I said no. He then decided he wasn't going to sign the contract I offered him. So until we can work out a deal, the role of Wes will be played by his future twin Alex.
After being told that he should "overhaul his life" by his doctor, Tommy decided to let loose and decided to ask out Hayley. He also tryed to hook back up with Kim and Kat for good measure. Needless to say, all of them shot him down. Ashamed and broken, Tommy ran into the montains of Stone Canyon, vowing only to reappear for the annual red ranger picnic. He lived off of the land for several months, living with bears and other wild animals. He even started callig himself Grizzly Oliver. But after some time in the mountains, he returned to Reefside dawning long unkept hair and and a filthy beard. When I asked him to clean up for production, he said "I cannot remove the filth, for now it is my only love." After hearing this, I knew drastic measures needed to be taken. So, I had Jason and Rocky beat him about the head with baseball bats until he was knocked out. I then had Katie drag him into the shower and wash him. There's a good chance she took advantage of him during this time, but that is unimportant.
Over the break my lawyers have been working overtime. They recently had to get TJ out of a jam when he was arressted in Briarwood. Apparently, he went to a clothing store to get some t-shirts. However, the smallest size the store had was a men's medium. And as we all know, TJ can't wear a shirt that's a size bigger than a woman's small. When the clerk suggested that he try something that would fit him, he went insane and beat the man half to death with the cash register. He then ran from the store and was involved in a low speed chase that lasted several hours and went threw five states.
In a strange twist of events, Nick is now the son of Carter and Dana. With there relationship on the rocks, Carter and Dana decided to have a child to save the magic. But Dana quickly decided she wasn't going threw labor. So, the next best thing was adopting. They then concluded that they should adopt a ranger. They thought Nick was the clear choice since he's an orphan. However, Nick isn't an orphan, he's emancipated and doesn't live with his parents. But the judge was an idiot and gave them parental rights even though Nick is legally his own guardian. So once again, Nick is forced to live with two unfit parents. He's currently try to get emancipated a second time, but it doesn't look like it'll work.
Well I think that's about it. So without any further ado, let the story begin!
The final battle with Prince had just ended and all the rangers (with the exception of Jack) were high in spirits until Syd noticed something.
"Hey guys, what's that?" she said pointing to the sky. As usuall, no one payed her any attention.
Shane continued talking as if he hadn't heard her "Well guys, I guess we can all go-AH!" Shane's scream was because the other male rangers were sucked into a giant fortress shaped like a P.
"Yeah, yeah it's your boy P. Diddy!" a voice from inside the fortress said. "I took your men to make them into my new hip hop boy band take that. If you want them back, come and get them from me. Bad Boy baby!" the fortress then took off into space
"Not again." Trini said as she shook his head.
"Look on the brightside," Jen began. "At least Kelsey got sucked in with Ryan"
"Well, let's go get em." Taylor said as she and the others headed toward B.A.S.S.
"Wait a second." everyone turned around to Vida "Why should we go get them right now? I mean, they were bullshitting around when it was time to get us." she had a good point
"Better yet, why should we get them at all?" Aisha asked.
"But who would be our red, black, green, and grey rangers?" Alyssa asked.
"Who needs em? They had there little 'Man Force', I say we have our own all female team!" Kendrix said.
"Sounds good to me. All in favor say 'aye'" Taylor said. A collective aye followed.
"I officially dub us, Power Rangers: Chick Force!" Jen said proudly. "And as our first order of business, I say we go and find those men! not becuase we need them, but to prove we can do it faster than they did!"
"Sounds like a plan. But first, I think we should stock back up on supplies and what not. I'm sure those morons used up most of the stuff that was there." Dana said. All the others nodded in agreement and headed for different stores.
Location: Diddy's Fortress
The Man Force landed in a giant cage inside this new fortress. The first thing they noticed was that there morphers were gone. The next thing they notcied was that they were in a cage. Of course, all of them tryed to escape. Cole climbed to the top of the cage and tryed biting threw the bars. Cam, Hunter, Blake, and Shane tryed to knock the bars down by using Dustin's head as a ram. Carter started shooting the bars, no even noticing that the blast were bouncing off of them. It was then that someone actually started thinking. Jack(now recovered from the incident with Katie) used his powers to phase threw the bars. But as soon as he got to the other side, they heard someone opening the door. Jack quickly hid, trying to get the upper hand on whoever it was.
After the door opened, in came a man. He was dark skinned, had a mohawk and a pair of really big lips. He wore a Sean John sweatsuit and a pair of very dark shades. After staring at them for a moment, he spoke.
"How are you doing rangers? I'm sure I don't need an introduction since you know who I am." the man said. No one seemed to know "Well then try guessing."
"Jay-Z?" Conner asked.
"No."
"50 Cent?" Wes offered.
"Hell no."
"Wes your so stupid. You have to say it like this. Who is 50 Cent. You gotta say it like your on that show with Alex Trebeck." Eric said
"That's wrong too"
"Master P?" Carter tryed.
"Try again."
Rocky appeared to be in deep thought. "I know! Your Michael Jackson"
"Where the hell did you get that idea? I mean, I'm a great rap artist."
"No wonder. None of us really listen to rap that much." Rocky said. "But I think Zack might know!"
"You think Zack might know what?" Zack asked. He hadn't been paying the situation that much attention. He was too busy enjoying his liver sandwich.
"You know who this guy is?" Jason asked him
Zack looked at the man long and hard. "I think that's Flavor Flav."
"NO! I'm none of those people! I'm Diddy! As in P. Diddy! As in the CEO of Bad Boy Records! I'm a super rich music mogul for Pete's sake!" Diddy said angerly.
"Guess you not as popular as you think." Trent said with a shrug.
"Anyway, the reason I've brought you here is to have you form a boy band. With this boy band, I will make millions." Diddy said.
Just then, Jack jumped from his hiding spot.
"Freeze bastard! Let my partners out of that cage!" Jack said. The way he was talking, you would think he had a weapon of some sort.
"Cage? Oh! I forgot ya'll was in there." Diddy then pressed a button on his watch, which opened the cage. "Now I'm going to leave you be. I'll be back in a little while. If you need anything, just ask Mr. McWando."
"Who or what is a Mr. McWando?" Adam asked.
"Him." Diddy said pointing to a koala bear that was standing behind them. He is dressed like a butler and is roughly the height of Sky. It should also be noted that McWando has a bicycle style moustache. Just the way he was staring at them made everyone a little uneasy.
"That koala makes me really uncomfortable." Blake said.
"I think he's kinda cute." Cole said with a smile.
Location: the outskirts of Large Generic City II
All of the girls have regrouped after getting snacks, clothes, and other things vital for the trip.
"Alrighty, let's move out!" Taylor said as she ushered everyone to the ship.
"Wait, Syd's not back yet." Z said.
"Well then where is she?" Taylor then looked around. "Come to think of it, where are the other pinks?"
"That's a good question. I guess we better go look for them." Katie said as she and the others entered the city.
After almost 20 minutes of looking, they stumbled upon a store called The Pink Palace. Inside, all of the pink rangers running around, buying everything from pink brushes to pink paperweights. Even Cassie, Dana, Kendrix, Jen, and Vida had given in to something I like to call the "pinkness".
"So this is where they went." Tori said calmly.
"They should really be ashamed of themselves." Kira said shaking her head
"We should be ashamed, but we're not." Karone said as she kicked a woman in the chest to take her pink curtains.
The most interesting sight of this place was a pink fur coat on display in the center of the store. Standing on either side of the display were Syd and Kim, eyes locked on each other and the coat. The two stood in an unholy staredown for 5 long minutes before both pulled out there morphers. Both of them morphed and started fighting. The was intense, and in mere moments they had beaten each other so badly that they both demorphed. Somehow the fight made it outside near a large puddle of mud.
Location: Diddy's Fortress
Everyone was sitting around talking when Justin ran to a large computer screen. He then began pressing several buttons.
"Justin, what are you doing?" Adam asked.
"They're having a catfight! I gotta get a live feed!" Justin said. After a few more seconds of pressing buttons, had Syd and Kim's fight on the big screen attached to the computer. "I got it!"
Within seconds, all of Man Force was huddled around the screen. All of them tryed to get as close as possible. It was to the point that Max jumped on Sky's back to get a better view. Even Kelsey was entranced by the sight.
"This is awesome." Rocky said.
"Aw man! They fell in the mud!" Tommy yelled as Syd and Kim fell in the puddle of mud.
"Look! Z and Aisha are trying to break it up!" Ethan said. Everyone's eyes shoot over to Z and Aisha, but quickly went to just Aisha as Danny gave them the look of an overprotective father.
"The other girls just jumped in too! I think there trying to break it up!" Chip said.
At this point everyone was so into it that they didn't even blink.
"What the hell is that?" it was then that Sky noticed Max on his back. Or rather he felt Max. "Gross! Get off me!"
"Sorry. I tend to get kinda excited easily." Max said threw blushing
After a few more minutes it was over. All of the men broke there stares.
Carlos lifted his mask and wiped the sweat off his face. "That was friggin hot." Carlos said
"You can say that again." Mike said as he lit a cigar.
"That was...odd." Kelsey said. She then whispered something in Ryan's ear. Whatever it was, it made Ryan's eyes the size of eggs.
Ryan ran up to McWando and whispered a question in his ear. The koala bear then pointed toward a set of doors. Ryan ran threw the doors with Kelsey on his shoulder. Moments later, the sounds of Ryan and Kelsey "wrestling" filled the entire fortress.
"Wow." Chad said in shock. "Go Ryan!"
"I remember when me and Angela used to do that." Joel said sadly. He then broke down in tears.
"Get a hold of yourself man! You didn't see me crying when Kim and Kat dumped me: Tommy yelled.
"At least I didn't run away to the mountains!" Joel shot back. Tommy simply hung his head in shame.
"You see son, this is why you don't get too attached to women." Eric said to Sky
"Trust me, I don't think..." Sky was cut off as Ryan came bursting back into the room, dressed in a pair of grey boxers, black chaps, black cowboy boats, a dog collar, and one of those masks with the zippers over the eyes and mouth. He unzipped his mouth and whispered something to McWando. McWando nodded and left the room. It was then that he noticed the others staring at him.
"Um, haha, ...how bout them Cowboys?" Ryan stuttered out. Everyone continued staring. "See, me and Kelsey like to..."
"NO!" the others(minus Max) yelled in unison. The last thing they needed was a visual for this scene. McWando then returned with a bucket of coffee creamer. Ryan tasted the creamer, nodded, and returned to Kelsey.
"Hey Justin, can you get me feed of what they're doing?" Max asked. Everyone's gaze turned to him. "What?"
Diddy then entered the room.
"I'm glad you already got this screen set on those girl rangers. I sent somebody to fight them so they don't come here to mess up my plans. Let's watch shall we?"
Location: Large Generic City II
Kim and Syd had been seperated, and due to a quick spell from Madison, all of the girls were clean once again.
"Hehe, now that they're distracted, I can have the coat for myself!" Jen said as she snuck her way back into the store. As she went into the store, she saw that the coat was gone. "Where'd that coat go?"
"I got it lil mama." Jen went outside to find the voice. When outside she saw a man. He was brown skinned and was wearing the coat, a pair of blue jeans, a pair of pink Timbaland boots, two oversized yellow diamond earrings, and had on a pink fur hat.
"Who are you?" Jen asked. It seemed that the man caught the attention of the other rangers too.
"Well I'll ya fam, the people call me Killa Cam." the man rapped.
"Killer Cam?" Tori said confused.
"His names Cam'ron. He's a guy that thinks he can rap. As you can see, he can't." Vida explained.
"Look up in my ears and you can see these Lemonheads, keep on dissing me and I'm gone leave ya bloody red." Cam'ron said with a scowl.
"Aren't you part of that group of wanna be rappers?" Tanya asked.
"Who you callin' a wanna be? Later you'll be callin' me. You tryin' to say that Dipset's wack, well where the hell's your platnium plague?" Cam'ron shot back
Tanya's eyes filled with tears. Seconds later, she broke down crying on Katherine's shoulder. "I'm a failure!" she wailed
"What else is new?" Katherine muttered. Since Tanya was so close to her, she heard this and started crying louder.
"I'll get to the nitty gritty man, I was sent by Diddy man. He told me to come kick your ass, so he can go and make the cash." Cam'ron said
"You actually think you can take us? We are Power Rangers after all." Syd said.
"You think I don't know ya'll do? Hell, I can do it too!"
Trini's eyes widened "Don't tell me you can..."
"Ninja Storm, Ranger Form!" a flash of pink light surrounded Cam'ron has he became the pink Ninja Storm ranger.
All of the rangers stared wide eyed at the newly morphed Cam'rom. Unlike Jason Mraz's pink Wild Force suit, this one was clearly made for a woman since it featured a skirt. And for some odd reason, Cam'ron was standing in a very femine manner.
"Seriously man, where the hell do you people get these morphers?" Cassie asked.
"I don't know about those other nigs, but I got mine from a guinea pig." Cam'ron said. Torrie simply shoke her head.
Cam'ron pulled out a pink staff and charged the rangers. As one woud expect, the rangers all morphed and swiftly handed him ass.
"Still think you can take us?" Ashley asked.
"I'll show you ain't I done cause I'll pull out the big gun!" Cam'ron pressed a button on his morpher. Then, a giant pink bird zord appeared. It then started changing into the form of a warrior. This zord was literally bigger than of the megazords used by the rangers.
"Holy crap! How are we suppose to fight that thing?" Aisha asked.
"No clue." Alyssa said.
The rangers ran from the attacks of the zord until they got back to B.A.S.S. They all hid behind the zord to formulate a plan.
"Think of something! Your suppose to be smart!" Jen said looking at Trini, Kat, and Kendrix.
"We're on it." Kendrix said as the three of them got into a small huddle. Moments later, they were done. "We've got nothing."
"Oh! Use this to beat him!" Maya said as she gave Taylor a shotgun like blaster.
"Maya, where have you been?" Kendrix asked.
"I went to go get a funnel cake." Maya said as she bit into her treat.
Taylor began reading the label on the gun. "Amazing Demorphing Blaster. Demorphs any ranger and dismisses any zord in one shot. Fires two shots only" she then turned to Maya. "Where did you get this?"
"It came with the funnel cake." Maya answered.
Taylor shrugged and shot the blaster at Cam'rom's zord, instantly dismissing it. She then blasted him with the last shot to demorph him.
"Ninja Storm, Ranger Form!" Cam'ron said. But oddly, he didn't morph.
"I guess it demorphs people for good" Alyssa said.
Cam'ron nervously looked at the rangers before running off.
"He still has the coat! Get him!" Syd yelled as she and Kim gave chase.
Just then, Ms. Fairweather stuck he head out of one of the B.A.W.
"Um, could we come outside?" she asked kindly.
"No! All non-rangers are to stay on the ship!" Taylor snapped.
"That's stupid. It's not like we're animals or something." Hayley said.
"Get back in that damn ship!" Taylor said as she took Trini's Blade Blaster and aimed it at the B.A.W. Hayley sighed deeply as she and the other non-rangers went insdie.
"Well I guess we can leave now." Kira said.
"I wish we could, but we have to wait for Kim and Syd to get back." Jen said
"Can't we leave them? I mean, who would miss them?" Vida asked
"I wish we could leave them. God knows I wish we could leave them. But that's just not the Chick Force way. Were going to have to sit and wait for them." Taylor said.
"Well can we at least go inside the ship?" Alyssa asked.
"Fraid not. Not the Chick Force way." Taylor said.
"We really need to work on this 'Chick Force' way." Kira said.
"Taylor" Alyssa said, her tone very serious "I'm tired. I need my rest."
Taylor's eyes then got very wide. "Okay then, everybody on the ship!" she franticlly said.
"Would made you switch gears like that?" Katie asked.
"Ever wonder how Alyssa can be so nice?" Taylor asked. Katie nodded. "Well, it's because she gets her sleep. And lot's of it. And if she doesn't get her sleep, well let's just say bad things happen. Horrible, terrible, tragic things."
"Bad things like what?"
"Well, let's say something happened one night when Max tryed to wake her up. Something that involved him going to the ER with a battle axe down his throat." Taylor said as she and the others went on the ship.
A/N: Well, I think I'll end this chapter here. Seeing as I have nothing better to do at this hour, I'll probally start the next chapter. As always, please review!