Disclaimer: I don't own Power Rangers
When last left off, the Chick Force had just found victory in there first battle against Cam'ron, the guys were introduced to Diddy's koala bear butler Mr. McWando, and Ryan and Kelsey were having some fun with some creamer and leather. Now let's take a look at what Xander is doing shall we?
Location: The moon
On the moon was a huge prison where all Power Rangers villians are held in custody. Some believe that these villians are destroyed, but they are really just in jail. Here is where Xander is being imprisoned. The judge thought it would be funny to put a ranger in a prison full of monsters( for the record, the judge was Zedd.)
Xander sat in the cafeteria, trying to eat his meatloaf(at least they told him it was meatloaf.). Ever since he got here everyone was staring at him and shooting him dirty looks. He had only made two "friends" since he got here, and they were Wedding Org and the blue Psycho Ranger. Well, they weren't really friends, but they were the only two monsters that didn't call him Ranger Scum. But then again, he hadn't met all of the monsters yet. Just as Xander was starting to enjoy his meal, one of the guards appraoched him.
"You Xander Bly?" the guard asked.
"Uh, yeah. That's me alright.." Xander said nervously.
"Warden wants to talk to you."
"Oh ok."
The guard then excorted Xander to the Warden's office.
"Say, who is the warden anyway." Xander asked.
"I am." Ransik said as Xander entered the office.
"Aren't you that Rancid guy?" Xander asked.
"It's Ransik. Anyway, we'll start once I finish my lunch." Ransik said as he began eating lunch.
His lunch consisted of a bowl of Easy Mac, a bag of onion rings, a mango, some pudding, a can of Red Bull, and a cigar.
"That was tasty. Now just wait for this game to end and we can start talking." Ransik said. He then began watching a baseball game between the Royals and the Pirates that had just started.
Between not getting to finish lunch and the horrible baseball that was on the TV, Xander found himself slipping in and out of consciousness. Finally, the game ended in a 0-0 tie. The teams were so horrible that they couldn't score a run between them. The refs decided to call it a tie because it was already the 50th inning no one could score.
"That's some quality baseball right there. They play baseball over in Ireland?" Ransik asked.
"Can't say. I've never been there." Xander said
"But ain't you from there?" Ransik asked
"Um, I'm Austrailian." Xander said.
"Oh. Are you from the same part as Schwarzenegger?"
"I think he's from Austria."
"Ah yes, Austria. Home of the Tigers. They have this great football game every year against Alabama."
"I'm pretty sure your thinking about Auburn."
"Auburn, Austria, Austrailia, what's the damn difference? There all stupid foreign countries that can't hold a candle to Old Glory." Ransik said as he admired the large flag in his office. "Join me in singing the Star Spanpled Banner."
Ransik then forced Xander to his feet and began singing the Star Bangled Banner. He was loud and very off key. He even made a point ot sing the song 52 times, once for every state.(Xander tryed to tell him that Mexico and Canada weren't states, but he wouldn't listen.)
"And the home, of the...free!" Ransik sang as he wiped a tear from his eye.
"Doesn't it go 'And the home of the brave'?" Xander asked.
"You tryin to tell me how to sing MY national anthem you damn communist! With your damn boomerangs, and your clogs, and your damn furry hats, and your breadsticks, and your damn man-skirts, and your damn tea!" Ransik said as he began choking Xander.
"I'm American you dick!" Xander choked out. Ransik then dropped him.
"What happened to your accent?"
"I don't have one. I'm not even from Austrailia. I'm from Boston."
"Then why did you act like an Aussie?"
"Because when I first got to Briarwood, I heard that Hugh Jackman was in town signing autographs and such. So I went to get one, and Madison, Chip, and Vida ended up in line in front of me. That's when I heard Maddie say that she liked his accent. So, I decided that acting Austrailian would better my chances with her."
"You did all that for some girl."
"Yep. I'd kill a thousand and one kittens if it would please her." Xander said with stars in his eyes.
"Wait a sec, you said your from Boston right?"
"Yeah."
"So..."Ransik then slowly pulled out a New York Yankees hat and placed it one his head. "How bout them Yankees?"
Xander's eyes seemed to catch fire when he saw the hat. He pulled out a Boston Red Sox hat and put it on. He and Ransik then argued about baseball for the next couple of hours.
Location: Diddy's Fortress
Ryan and Kelsey had concluded there little excapade, and now Ryan was rolling dice in the corner with Jack, Eric, and Hunter. Hunter has on one of those red plastic visors and Jack has on a shirt that says "We in the Money!". Diddy then entered the room.
"Okay guys, we're going to..." he then noticed the men in the corner. "You guys shooting craps over there?"
"Yeah." Jack said over his shoulder.
"Mind if I join in?" Diddy asked
"Sure." Jack said as Diddy went the corner with them.
"This dude is loaded! If we can beat him, we can get an assload of money!" Hunter whispered to Jack.
"Damn skippy! We're going to suck this guy dry!" Jack and Hunter exchanged a quick nod before starting another game.
Location: B.A.S.S.
"How did your chase go?" Z asked
"He got away." Kim said sadly as she and Syd entered the ship
"I really wanted that coat." Syd said in near tears.
"Cheer up. From what I understand, we should be a close to the planet of Malltopia." Fairweather said
"Malltopia? Isn't that the planet where there are like a million malls?" Karone asked.
"Yep. I heard they have a mall the size of Africa. And that's the smallest one there." Cassie said.
Marah, Kapri, Aisha, Syd, and Kim were now drooling at the thought of this Malltopia.
"Well since you two are back, we can take off." Taylor said.
Just then, someone started pounding on the hatch of the ship.
"We're not home!" Ashley chimed. Of course, this didn't stop the knocking. "Gosh, didn't I say we're not here?"
"People don't magiclly stop knocking when you say that." Cassie said
"Well it's getting kinda annoying." Ashley whined.
"We don't want any!" Cassie yelled. "That should about cover it."
Now it sounded like the person was kicking the hatch.
"All right dammit!" Kat yelled as she went to open the hatch. There she found Charlie standing outside.
"Are you going back our time any time soon?" she asked.
"Um, in a few days after we finish this mission we will. Why? And how did you get out of that card?" Kat asked
"I kinda need a lift back home. If you let me in, I'll tell how I got here and about that party you guys missed." Charlie said
"Deal. Come on in." Kat said as she ushered Charlie in.
Location: Prison on the moon
Xander and Ransik had finally finished talking about baseball, and now Ransik was ready to get down to business.
"So, what did you want to see me about?" Ransik asked.
"You called me down here." said Xander, who is now using his accent again.
"Oh yeah! I did you call you down here. Tell me, are you aware of the fact that I have a daughter?" Xander nodded towards Ransik question. "Good. Are you also aware of her boyfriend Lucas?"
"Yeah I know him." Xander said
"Good. I need you to seperate them. I rather dislike Luke."
"Lucas." Xander corrected
"Luke, Lucas, Lance, whatever. Anyway I don't like that guy, and I really want them to break up. Not only do I want them seperate, I want her to start dating that green alien guy. What's his name again?"
"Trip?" Xander asked.
"Yeah that's him. I thought it was Fall. Anyway, I'm willing to let you out of here if you can get them to break up."
"How exactly would I go about that?" Xander asked.
"I don't care if what you have to do. Cast a spell, put Lucas in a cage, lock Trip and Nadria in a closet until they fall in love. I don't care if you have to kill Lucas to do it, I just want it done. Are we clear?"
"Crystal clear."
"Good. Now let's shake on it." Rnasik and Xandert shoke hands. There was then a long moment of silence.
"So..." Xander said as he slid the Red Sox hat off his head and then slid a New England Patriots hat on his head. "How bout them Pats?"
Ransik's pulled out a New York Jets hat and put it on his head. The two then began arguing about football for the remainder of the day.
A/N: I'm going to end this chapter now cause I'm rather tired.and review!